Ashley Dupre gets into Playboy.

Hugh Hefner must be going senile. Playboy used to have higher standards. The May issue of Playboy will feature Ashley Dupre (Elliot Spitzers hooker). I wonder how much the Whore of Babylon is getting for this one. Let's see first she gets a job writing an advice collumn and now a photo spread. She's raking it in. America, you have no shame.

Michelle "Bombshell" McGee f*cked Jesse James to make a better life for her family...huh, WTF???

In the biggest load of bull sh*t I've heard in a long time, Jesse James' whore says she did it for her family. The f*cked up part is that you know that there are going to be some people in this country who hear this one and believe it. Radaronline.com reports:

And the way “Bombshell” is making a better life for her family from the affair is by raking in the cash. If she had ended up with Jesse, she undoubtedly would have gotten some of his money. And now that the affair is over, she sold her story to a tabloid magazine and RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively she is working on more deals to make cash off of revealing even more details of her affair.

It appears that her relationship with James was premeditated to profit for her children’s future. McGee apologizes for hurting her family, expresses sadness over “hate mail” she has been receiving and goes on to say she “did it for my family”.

"I did it for my family". I swear if I hear that line a thousand times I'll never get over what a load of crap that is! I can't believe she actually had the balls to say it. Then again considering her appearance, maybe I can. Premeditated for cash, yeah, that one I can definately believe but for the kiddies (who she's probably going to loose custody of to her ex-husband anyway) not so much. What a f*cking slut.

Tiger likes to talk dirty.

Joslyn James, Tiger whore number whatever. Has released her text messages of raunchy crap that she exchanged between Tiger and herself. Tmz.com reports:

The site, sextingjoslynjames.com, includes texts that say:

- OK, I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust.
- I want to treat you rough, throw you around, spank and slap you
- Have you ever had a golden shower done to you? ... just morbid curiosity.
- You are my f**king whore. Hold you down while I choke you

It's interesting ... Joslyn has omitted the messages she sent to Tiger, so we don't know what she said that may have egged him on.

And then there's this, on September 8, 2009: "Having a few issues at home. Might be a little later before I see you tonight." That text is followed by "parent hood melt down :)"

And the last message is dated October 4, 2009. It says, "Don't f**king talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, F**k."

For the record, Tiger references golfing in three different tournaments in the texts: The Buick Open, Bridgestone Invitational, and BMW Championship -- he won all three.

Personally I love the fact that every whore has some version of the same story "I'm the victim". Some say "I thought he loved me", or "I was just there for companionship. I'm not a prostitute" or "I feel sorry for his wife but I deserve an apology too!" and of course Joslyn's "It's time the truth came out about Tiger".

Ladies, (and I use the phrase in its loosest possible sense) let's not beat around the bush (sorry) lets call this like it is shall we? How about "I'm a whore and I want my 15 minutes of fame to milk as much interview money out of this as I can and I want to prove that I'm different than the other gazillion so that maybe I can get my own reality show or maybe a job at a newspaper like Elliot Spitzer's whore...but I'm not a whore".

Tila Tequilia is out of her damn mind.

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