Ok, so maybe Tiger's not that cheap...when it comes to protecting his ass!

Remember yesterday when Tiger's women were telling Vanity Fair that they had to pull his arm to get a lousy chicken wrap? Well Rachel Uchitel (harlot #1) didn't have that problem. She got 10 million in hush money! Damn man!!! TMZ reports:

There were numerous reports Rachel settled on the brink of holding a Gloria Allred-style news conference for anywhere between $2 - 5 million.

But our sources -- and they are good -- tell TMZ Tiger was so concerned with the depth and detail of information from Alleged Mistress #1 that they folded like a cheap suit, and offered the huge $10 million sum in return for an ironclad confidentiality agreement.

TMZ has learned the actual settlement could fluctuate $1 million either way, depending on future circumstances. But the baseline is $10 mil.

Compare Rachel's settlement with what other A.M's received, if they got anything at all. We're told several mistresses got several hundred thousand dollars, and others got nothing. That speaks volumes about how much Rachel knows.

Un-friggin-believable. When the hell did being a homewrecker get to be so damn profitable??? I'm in the wrong line of work! Although you have to admit it is kinda funny how some of them didn't even get so much as a tip. I'm sure they'll make a few bucks prostituting themselves to the tabloids. They pay better.

Wayne Newton's wife ain't stupid!

Remember when your husband is getting his ass sued by a pilot who is owed some big time cash and you kinda got that feeling that the dude is going to win the case, do what any other loyal devoted wife would do:

...stand by your man...no.
...get some lawyers...maybe.
...file some court documents to make sure that when the plaintiff (Monty Ward) comes back with another truck to try to take your husband's sh*t he can't take yours!...F*CK YES, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO!!!

Wayne's wife Kathleen McCrone Newton doesn't want her stuff on the truck so she filed some papers with the court stating that certain posessions were hers and hers alone. Like the art, jewelry, instrument...the f*cking LIBRARY. Wayne! Don't be dumb man! Offer her anything she wants to protect your stuff too!!!

...although, good luck getting it back once it's in her name. How strong is your love Wayne?

Bristol Palin wants da money!

If there's one thing in life I truly enjoy it's watching ex-lovers go after each other like a pair of wolverines on angel dust.  Of couse throw in a kid and it always gets a hell of a lot more entertaining.  Bristol Palin's lawyers are going after Levi Johnston for child support to the tune of  $1,688.42.  Man I don't even make that much!  There's no way you could convince me that a baby in Alaska of all places needs that kind of scratch to survive!  But I digress,  Levi's lawyers are claiming that he never made more that 10K prior to 2009 but Palins lawyers have documents that say he did.  For example a construction firm that says that they paid him 18K.  Not a lot more but enough them to call you a liar and dig deeper.  Better start hiding the sh*t man!  Then again probably too late man.  Her lawyers have already issued subpoenas to CNN, Playgirl, Entertainment Tonight, The Insider, Star Magazine, and the National Enquirer wanting dollar amounts that they gave him.  You're screwed man.  Face it you're not Joe Blow you're famous and you're not going to be able to hide the cash.  Let's face it, in the court of public opinion "crying girl with screaming baby" always trumps "guy who knocked up an underage girl and then posed for Playgirl and tried to keep all the cash"

.....STUPID!!!

So that's how Tiger did it...hush money! Should have seen that one coming.

So that's how Tiger pulled it off for so long without anyone knowing...cold hard cash!  How much does this guy make???  MSNBC reports:

According to several women who were involved with the golfer, Woods wired money to them on a monthly basis. The dollar amounts they cite range from $5,000 to $10,000 per month, and there’s talk among those women that someone out there might be getting as much as $20,000 per month.


“The money comes via a wire transfer,” said one woman. “There’s no contract about it, there’s no discussion about what it’s for, but it’s implied that it’s in exchange for keeping quiet about his affair.”

With paying off just about every woman on the planet, that's GOT to add up!  You know Tiger, one mistress would have been a hell of alot cheaper.  FYI

Zsa Zsa's got problems with the IRS.

Zsa Zsa Gabor (who is an astonishing 92 years old) has a few problems with the IRS.  It seems that Kevin Bacon wasn't the only celebrity who got taken by Bernard Madoff, Zsa Zsa and her husband were too.  And by were, I mean to the tune os 7 million dollars....wow.  If that wasn't bad enough, now the IRS says that she owes them over 118K.  The Gabor's are working out a payment plan with them as we speak.  I'm all for paying your taxes but isn't going after a 92 year old woman who has just lost a significant chunk of her fortune seem a little heavy handed to you? ...and they say the economy is getting better, yeah right.

Feds close case on Heath Ledger...insert conspiracy theory here.

The Feds have called off the investigation on Heath Ledger's death. People magazine reports: