Thursday, July 10, 2008

Christie Brinkley gets a settlement in her divorce.

Things finally went well for Christie, for the most part at court today. She did get sole custody of her 2 children as well as sole authority on how they are raised. She also gets to keep all 18 properties that were being disputed. However, and here's the kicker, for some reason I have yet to understand she has to pay this douche Cook 2.1 million. I imaging it's for agreeing to the settlement but man it's pretty messed up that she has to give this cheating pervert sicko anything at all. I guess he has to recoup all of the money he blew on porn, hush money and gifts for underage whores. I didn't know you could expense that, I need to talk to my accountant.


Access Hollywood asked Christie if she planned on dating again and she responded "we'll see how the summer goes". Christie...seriously here, you know I love you but with the exception of possibly a celebrity blogger I don't think it would be such a good for you to date. After 4 suck ass marriages I've come to the conclusion that you should not date. It's nothing personal but you have LOUSY taste in men. You're a jerk magnet and each one is getting worse than the last. This one took the prize. Have a fling if you want but for the love of God, no more relationships!

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