It's The Contoller's boatload of human depravity!

This story keeps getting better and better. Michael Lohan is trying to make some bucks off of this kid too. TMZ reports:

Michael Lohan should be named father of the freakin' century. Now Daddy Trainwreck wants to cash in on his might-be illegitimate daughter, whether he's the daddy or not. We're hearing MiLo tried to seal the deal with at least two celeb weeklies over the results of his paternity: He's asking $10K for the story if he's not the dad -- and $20K if he is the dad. That's because he's also talking about selling the pictures of the first meeting between Lindsay and her new half-sister. People and OK! have politely declined his effed up offer.

And I thought this dude couldn't sink any lower. Yeah, this kid's not going to grow up messed up beyond all belief or anything. Guaranteed.