Monday, June 2, 2008

Tatum O'Neal busted for crack. Sure, why not?

Does anyone remember this chick? I understand she got an Oscar at some point in her life but I'll be damned if I remember her. Anyway, the New York Daily News reports

The New York Daily News reported O’Neal, 44, was caught buying crack cocaine from a homeless street vendor three blocks from her home.

A police spokesman said she was seen buying a controlled substance from a man in Manhattan’s Lower East Side, once a crime-infested neighborhood that has become trendy.

O’Neal’s representatives could not be reached for comment. It was unclear when she would go before a judge.

The Daily News, citing unnamed police sources, reported that O’Neal first told police she was “doing research for a part” and changed her story after police searched her and found a bag of crack, a bag of regular cocaine and an unused crack pipe.

“I’ve been clean for a long time,” the Daily News reported her as telling police. “Today was the first time I was relapsing, but you guys saved me. Can you let me go?”

Tatum, I don't think the cops are just "going to let you go". By the way loved your memoir about how you beat drug addiction. You are truly an inspiration to us all.

...and what the hell kind of name is Tatum anyway?!?

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Clay Aiken is the next David Copperfield.

Looks like Clay Aiken manages to get a girl knocked up without touching her! TMZ reports:

Here's what we know. Multiple sources tell us the mother is Jaymes Foster, a record producer and Clay's best friend. He lives at her home when he's in L.A.We're told 50-year-old Foster, who produced several Aiken CDs, is due in August. She's the sister of record mogul David Foster. She divorced a few years back and has no kids. Aiken is 29.We're told Foster was artificially inseminated. But Clay is a lot more than sperm -- we're told he will have an active role in raising the child

Clay, take some advice from Mr. Hollywood. If you're trying to prove to the world that you're NOT gay, this is not the way to do it!!!

George Clooney knows how to ditch the bitch.

He's back on the market again. The Cloon told Sarah Larson (cocktail waitress, stripper, whore etc) to get the fuck out. And people thought she was the one after he took her to the Oscars (1st time he ever went with a girlfriend) and they had that moving motorcycle accident together. Hogwash! The Cloon cannot be tied down to one woman! Long live the Cloon

Bill Murray beats his wife.

Bill Murray's wife Jennifer of 11 years has filed for divorce. She's seeking the standard huge wad of cash and elimination of their prenuptual agreement on the grounds that Bill was a little slap happy. Associated press reports:


The complaint, which doesn't specify instances of Murray's alleged marijuana or alcohol use, alleges he would often leave without telling his wife and says he "travels overseas where he engages in public and private altercations and sexual liaisons."
It also alleges Murray physically abused his wife and last November "hit her in the face and then told her she was `lucky he didn't kill her.'"


Normally this would look like the standard gold digging story but curiously enough Bill's attorney has released a statement stating that he is deeply saddened by the divorce, he and his wife are still committed to their children and he asks that the public respects his privacy at this time. Which I find curious because there was absolutely no mention of the allagations against him. No denial, nothing. Hmmmmm.

Sharon Stone gets in touch with her inner bitch.

Another celebrity washed up has-been is convinced that the whole world needs to hear whatever opinion happens to cross her pinhead mind. This time is Sharon "remember me?" Stone. The lord high douche bag was at the Cannes film festival when she told a reporter that she doesn't think that China is very "nice" to Tibet and that the earthquake was "karma".

You stupid whore.

80,000 dead and 5,000,000 homeless. Sharon you are no Mother Teresa. Needless to say her movies are now banned in China (not that they were worth seeing) she's also been dropped by a few ad agencies. Of course she issued the standard non-heartfelt apology but the damage has already been done. Well, it's not like she was going to get work again anytime soon. I got to agree with China on this one "actors should not get involved in politics". I couldn't agree more.

Friday, May 9, 2008

Vanilla Ice is back on the streets.

Lord knows why but his wife dropped the battery charges and Ice Ice Baby is sprung loose. TMZ reports:


Ice -- real name Robert Van Winkle -- is a free man after the April 10 incident, in which he allegedly kicked and hit his wife Laura. According to the court order, Laura recanted her statement and there were no independent witnesses to the battery, so the case got tossed. We're also told that one witness who did come forward said the incident was only verbal.The Iceman -- repped by power attorneys Bradford Cohen and Joe Lorusso -- also won't have to stay away from wife Laura, as the no contact orders have been pulled.


I don't know about you but I'm going to hole up in my bunker with a bottle of whiskey in one hand and a shotgun in the other until this thing blows over. He's looking a little like Manson to me at this point. Love those crazy eyes!
...his hair sucks too.

Nick Hogan cops out.

Here's some lovely celebrity justice for you, Nick Hogan is copping a plea. TMZ reports:


We're told Hogan will not fight the charge of felony reckless driving involving serious bodily injury. He will plead either guilty or no contest. Sources say no deal has been struck with prosecutors. Hogan will enter an "open plea," meaning the judge will have complete leeway in his sentencing and the victim and his family will have an opportunity to testify at a sentencing hearing on how the crime has affected their lives. The maximum penalty is five years in prison.


Wow a max of 5 years I'm sure he'll get the full amount of time (6 months suspended sentence or 2 years community service). You can't place a price on destroying someone's live. Oh wait, celebrity justice can...5 years. That's worth a lifetime of brain damage and never having a life again. I'm so glad they keep things in perspective in Hollywood.

Monday, April 14, 2008

Holy Crap! Marilyn Monroe has a sex tape!?!?

I probably shouldn't be this shocked. Fox News reports:

"A copy of the 15 minute, 16 mm film was purchased by a New York businessman who plans to lock it up, memorabilia collector Keya Morgan told the paper. The original film is reportedly held by the FBI and still remains classified.
The flick, reportedly shot in the 1950s, shows the blonde bombshell engaging in oral sex with an unidentified male. Former FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover reportedly had his agents spend weeks trying to ascertain whether the man was either John F. Kennedy or Robert F. Kennedy, the paper said.
The black-and-white film shows the actress on her knees in front of the man, Morgan told the paper. The collector said he found the film while doing research for a Monroe documentary.
Heavily redacted, declassified FBI documents from the 1960s talk about a "French-type" film starring the late actress, who died in 1962 from an overdose of prescription drugs."

Wow! I'm friggin amazed that this thing managed to stay under the radar for so long! I'll lay (sorry) odds on that it was one of the Kennedys. Man that must have been mind blowing!(sorry).

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Courtney Love loves drugs!

TMZ.com has got some pics of Courtney Love with a big bag "o" prescription drugs. Draw your own conclusions on this one.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Barron Hilton shows up at court

...and pleads no contest. TMZ reports:


A judge has ordered that 18-year-old Barron go the way of sister-in-crime Lindsay Lohan and visit the L.A. County Morgue. He was also placed on three years probation and had his license yanked for a year.Hilton was arrested in February after cops say he drove drunk, showed them a fake ID and rammed his car into a Malibu gas station employee.


Must run in the family. I wonder what grandpa Hilton must think. Barron, you're STUPID!!!...and you're kind of ugly too, Jesus man. Lucky you got money dude.

Brad Pitt is either full of himself or broke

The Pitt-Jolie's are in Texas to shoot a film and the Bradster sent his people to rent a house for him but he wanted a slight discount. People magazine reports:


Pitt’s people balked at the price. Sources familiar with the inquiry say that Pitt was interested in the Litton House, a 2,600-square-foot residence separate from the main property, which costs about $2,000 a night. Pitt's offer, via the production company, was reportedly only $3,000 for a 30-day stay. That's a whopping 95 percent discount. (The Jolie-Pitt’s opted instead to rent a house near the shooting location.)


Why would Pitt need to cut costs? It’s got nothing to do with his expanding brood, but rather the budget for “Tree of Life.” Despite the film’s big-name stars, “Tree” is more indie film than anything, and gained early notoriety when Pitt stepped in to fill the role that was supposed to have been played by Heath Ledger. In fact, most of the cast and crew are staying in rented homes in historic Smithville, Texas, according to the source.


Interesting no? I know they have half the children in the free world but there's no way they could be hard up for cash is there? I'm willing to entertain any theories here.

Monday, April 7, 2008

R.I.P. Charlton Heston

As we all know by now Charlton Heston passed away over the weekend. No words can describe this actor whose life and career spanned so many decades. He was larger than life and loved by all that knew him. He was one of Hollywoods few remaining all time greats and his roles were timeless. He played a disciple of God in several films and now God has taken him home. Good bye Charlton and thank you.

Friday, April 4, 2008

Make sure your daughters read this, Jamie Lynn Spears turns 17 tomorrow

Pregnant and still jailbait Jamie Lynn Spears turns 17 tomorrow. This girl is clearly the role model for the future of America. Is there anything left on the planet that a Spears' could do that would surprise anyone anymore? Maybe in the future her daughter will out do them all and get pregnant at 13.

Tom Cruise doesn't like it when you name drugs after him.

We probably should have seen this one coming. If you live in California and need to get really mellow just take a walk on down to the local cannabis club and score yourself a pack of "Tom Cruise Purple". That's right somebody came up with a new strain of weed that's super strong and is being marketed in a pack with a picture of Tom Cruise laughing manically on it. Needless to say Tom is pissed. Then Tom gets pissed Tom's lawyers get a phone call and get busy on your ass. But hey, it's got to be better than getting H-bombed by Xenu<

Naomi Campbell goes friggin nuts again

I know, I'm just as shocked as you are. She went totally ape shit at Heathrow Airport when they told her that they lost her luggage. They actually had to call in the cops. Want to guess what happened when the cops said that she had to get off the plane because she wasn't fit to fly? That's right she went bat-shit insane and attacked he cop. So they did the logical thing and hauled her ass into the station.


Naomi, you have a serious anger management problem. Somebody hook this bitch up to Ritalin IV drip stat!

I want to party with K-Fed!

Here's a guy the pleaded poverty in the courts and got Britney to pay for his lawyers fees. Turns out he's not so poor after all. If you look at his credit card bill you can clearly see that the man likes his fast food and liquor. Let's see what we've got here, Ralph's grocery store, Toys 'R Us, Babies 'R Us, Encino Park Liquor, Garrett Popcorn Shop, Blockbuster Video, Ikea, Smart & Final, Onstar Service Plan, Big Fish Games, Target, Boston Market, Big 5 Sporting Goods, Party House Liquor, Waste Management, Quiznos, The Spirit Shoppe, Roundtable Pizza, Honey Baked Ham, Burger King, Foot Locker, The Liquor Works, PF Chang's, Victoria's Secret, Privilege, Ann Taylor, Wendy's, Chili's, NikeTown, In N' Out Burger and Corbin Liquor.

Good God man! You got to get some self control dude. Although I'll let the Boston Market slide. They have kick ass mashed potatoes and gravy!

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Raffaelo Follieri needs to get a job.

Anne Hathaway's Italian stallion was just arrested by NYPD for allegedly bouncing a real big check his ass couldn't cover.Police tell us Zac Braff-alike Raffaelo Follieri was popped for one misdemeanor count of issuing a bad check -- he's still in police custody, being booked. A source tells TMZ that the check was written for around $250,000, and when the bank said insufficient funds, it wasn't even close.That's hardly the end of the bad news for Follieri. A DC court just ordered him to pay almost $250,000 to a PR firm that he still owes for work they did.

Nice job Raffaelo, very smooth. Jane, I would strongly suggest that you consider a better choice in boyfriends. A blogger's a good choice...just throwing it out there.

Health Ledger is not the daddy.

Looks like Heath's uncle was shooting off his mouth an firing blanks again. The woman he said has Heath Ledger's love child is denying it and she's more than willing to back up her claim with a DNA test. TMZ reports:


Heath Ledger's uncle says the late actor has a love child, but the woman with whom Heath had the alleged child says no way – and is willing to back it up with a DNA test.The woman, unidentified to protect her daughter, tells the Daily Mail that "there's no proof, there's no nothing" to suggest that Heath is the dad. "The simple thing is we will do a DNA test," says the little girl's step-dad, who adds that the family has "nothing to hide." Heath's estranged uncle had blabbed to the Aussie press about Heath's having a love child when he was 17.


Between causing problems with Heath's estate and this it's beginning to look a hell of a lot like Heath Ledger's uncle is a grade A fuck.

Seinfield almost gets his dumb ass killed.

Not that it would be a huge loss to the world but Seinfeld almost smeared himself over a large part of the landscape when his breaks failed. NY Post reports:


"He was a little shocked when he walked in and it started to dawn on him what happened," she said. "I was extremely relieved and grateful and I'm feeling very lucky that nothing happened."
"It could have been a lot worse, obviously, and thank God it wasn't. He's fine," she said.
The dramatic accident occurred at 7:40 p.m. Saturday on Skimhampton Road in East Hampton, said East Hampton Police Chief Todd Sarris.


Seinfeld was alone in the vehicle, driving north toward Montauk Highway.
"The brakes went bad," Sarris said. But Jerry kept his head.


"He had to pull the emergency brake," which Sarris said still failed to halt the two-door vehicle as it headed into traffic on the highway.


Seinfeld then cut the wheel to the right and "the car rolled over" and stopped yards from the intersection - just short of other vehicles.


The 1967 Fiat BTM rolled onto the passenger side, then the roof, and finally came to rest on the driver's side.


"His actions probably avoided a very serious accident," Sarris said. "I think he was a little shaken up, with justification."


Police rushed to the scene, but the comic did not require medical attention.
The accident was chalked up to mechanical failure. Seinfeld had not been drinking and no summonses were issued, Sarris said.
Better luck next time but could someone out there PLEASE tell me that I'm not the only one who never found this guy funny? God, he's so fucking irritating.

Heidi Montag destroys John McCain.

In a new section of this blog I like to call "crap nobody cars about" Heidi Montag has announced that she endorses John McCain. Unfortunately for McCain having an airhead with a plastic chest will undoubtedly knock him down about 50 points in the poles.

You're not helping here Heidi.
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