Thursday, June 19, 2008

oh great...another Spears.

It looks like America's most beloved unwed pregnant girl popped out the kid finally. MSNBC.com reports:




Jamie Lynn Spears has given birth to a baby girl, according to People.com. The Web site is also reporting that the child, born at 9:30 a.m. Central time on Thursday, is named Maddie Briann.
The National Enquirer reported that Maddie was 6 pounds, 10 ounces, and was born in a hospital in Mississippi, not far from Jamie Lynn's Kentwood, La., home.



Spears, the 17-year-old little sister of pop star Britney Spears, has been living in Kentwood since December, retreating to her hometown shortly after announcing her pregnancy.




I have great hopes for the future for this baby being surrounded by such fine role models. I predict she will be pregnant herself by just after her 13th birthday, be a mental case by 14 and then by 15 write a book on what a fine job she's going to be doing as a mother. This could very well be the beginning of the end of civilization as we know it.

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