Bob Dylan's guitar goes for $965,000

...I gotta sell some stuff at Christie's Auction House. Nah, they'd never buy my crap. I'm going to go cry now.

Disney ate another franchise...

I remember I once said to my grandmother that one day giant corporations were going to keep eating up one another until only one was left and my money was on Disney. The same guys who bought up Star Wars, The Muppets and Marvel just snacked on the Indiana Jones franchise. If what I saw was accurate Paramount studios sold the rights to any future movies which would help Disney crank them out. In exchange Paramount gets a cut of whatever they make. Disney hasn't announced any future films as of yet but let's face it. If they didn't have plans they wouldn't have done it. I don't know how much this went down for but I'm going to guess more than the GDP of most nations on this planet.

The Bald Eagle. Protected symbol of American freedom, liberty (BLAM!!!!)

As we all know it is a sin so ever say anything against anything that the Fuhrer, sorry President does. That being said here's a lovely article from Associated Press that made me loose my cookies. The Obamasiah loves the wind power that will never be mainstream so much that if you want to develop some land to develop it you can now kill / injure bald or golden eagles for up to 30 years...WITH NO PENALTY!!! So much for the Bald Eagle Protection Act which states: The Bald and Golden Eagle Protection Act (16 U.S.C. 668-668d) is a legislation in the United States of America that protects two species of eagle. The Bald Eagle was chosen as a national emblem of the United States by the Continental Congress of 1782 and was given legal protection by the Bald Eagle Protection Act of 1940. This act was expanded to include the Golden Eagle in 1962.[1] Since the original Act, the Bald and Golden Eagle Protection Act has been amended several times. It currently prohibits anyone, without a permit issued by the Secretary of the Interior, from "taking" bald eagles. Taking is described to include their parts, nests, or eggs, molesting or disturbing the birds. The Act provides criminal penalties for persons who "take, possess, sell, purchase, barter, offer to sell, purchase or barter, transport, export or import, at any time or any manner, any bald eagle ... [or any golden eagle], alive or dead, or any part, nest, or egg thereof."[2] The purpose of the Bald and Golden Eagle Protection act is to not agitate the Bald and Golden Eagle to the extent of not 1.) Abusing an eagle, 2.) Interfering with its substantial lifestyle, including shelter, breeding, feeding, or 3.) Nest abandonment.[3] The Eagle feathers have been collected and incorporated into clothing, art, jewelry, etc. In addition, having the possession, exchange, or sale of Bald Eagle feathers violates the act if no permit is obtained. The basic structure of the act resembles the Migratory Bird Treaty Act. Please note that the word "take" includes pursue, shoot, shoot at, poison, wound, kill, capture, trap, collect, molest or disturb. Then again I shouldn't be that surprised. After all this is the first man ever to be elected on the "America is a horrible evil place" platform. Hey laws are for "other people" aren't they?

Paris Hilton gets framed.

I don't blame Ms. Hilton for being pissed one damn bit. As the free world knows Nelson Mandela has passed away at age 95. Some jackwad pretending to be her went onto twitter and made the following comment: "RIP Nelson Mandela. Your 'I Have A Dream' speech was so inspiring. An amazing man,". I do not know Paris Hilton but I do know two things about her from my observations. 1. Even during her partying days she would never make a comment like this and 2. Paris Hilton is FAR from stupid and would never make a comment like this. I'm stunned that so many people would believe it. You ever notice that no one ever mentions that dozens of charities that she supports and actively works with? Not really mentioned much is it? Here's a list from looktothestars.org. http://www.looktothestars.org/celebrity/paris-hilton That alone make her more beautiful than any picture could do justice to.

Stupid Kid Steals from Walker Wreckage

Remember when that Versace guy was gunned down in front of his home and some whacko took one of his ads out of a magazine and wiped it in his blood? Guess what kids! People haven't changed! Looks like a pair of kids decided to get some souvenirs and swiped some pieces of the wreck. Here's a link to the full article at foxnews: http://www.foxnews.com/us/2013/12/06/teen-arrested-in-theft-part-from-walker-crash/?intcmp=latestnews One thought though. I think we can all agree that this is a pretty disgusting thing for a person to do at what amounts to the grave of another. However is holding a 17 year old kid on $20,000 bail just sound a little excessive to you? I've seen murderers and rapists get out for WAY less than that.

Lindsay Lohan must have some kind of diplomatic immunity...or the LAPD are really stupid.

Man I don't believe this one. This woman must have somebody high up looking out for her. Not even baring in mind that I don't understand how she hasn't overdosed yet she had blow on her during her 2007 DUI arrest. Shocking, I know. TMZ reports:

Pretty incredible, but according to the Santa Monica Police report -- obtained by TMZ -- the officer "discovered a folded Clinique sun care card with an unknown substance caked on to the surface of the card in Lohan's right rear pocket."

The report goes on: "Some of the white substance fell to the floor. I used my foot to see what had fell but thought nothing of it. I did not recognize the substance attached to the card and initially thought the substance was a wet crushed breath mint."

And now it gets good: "I put the card into the jail trash can next to the booking windows. I was looking at the floor and began to recognize the substance as resembling powder cocaine. I then recovered the card from the trash."

The cop says the coke was in the trash for about 2 minutes. He put the card in an evidence envelope, then scooped up the coke that had fallen to the floor and placed it in a separate evidence envelope.

In short -- EVIDENCE CONTAMINATION!!!

Wow. a breath mint???? You've GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!! How the hell do you make that mistake SMPD????? Lindsay Lohan + white power = DO THE MATH MAN!!! I said it before and I'll say it again. You can't get arrested in California. They should just disband the police then maybe balance the damn state budget. God.

Ashley Dupre gets into Playboy.

Hugh Hefner must be going senile. Playboy used to have higher standards. The May issue of Playboy will feature Ashley Dupre (Elliot Spitzers hooker). I wonder how much the Whore of Babylon is getting for this one. Let's see first she gets a job writing an advice collumn and now a photo spread. She's raking it in. America, you have no shame.

Tiger Woods Nike commercial makes me want to friggin vomit.

If anyone hasn't seen it yet, you will. I'm sure it will be plastered everywhere. This is the most sickening thing I've ever seen in my life. There's Tiger looking like a lost puppy just staring into the camera while they play the voice of his DEAD FATHER! The father says:

"Tiger, I am more prone to be inquisitive, to promote discussion," Earl Woods says. "I want to find out what your thinking was. I want to find out what your feelings are. Did you learn anything?"

Yes he learned something, don't f*cking send bloody text messages near your wife stupid! Hey dad, why don't you ask him if he's sorry while you're at it so I can hear another fake apology! Yeah, he's sorry all right, SORRY HE GOT CAUGHT!

I love the way it tries to tug at the heart strings. Almost makes him look like the victim doesn't it? Like a little boy who got his hands caught in the cookie jar (literally). If you haven't seen it yet, check it here at CNN in its nauseating horrifically acted entirety.

http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/us/2010/04/07/ac.nike.ad.woods.father.cnn.html

What this has to do with Nike, I'll never know. I like how Tiger drags his father out of the grave to help him endorse products. That's a nice touch. I also like how earlier this week he was saying that his father was his inspiration in rehab. Although isn't this the same father who he said cheated on his mother? So which is it Tiger? Which dad is the real one? At this point lying has become so habitual to the man so he can get what he wants (ie: money, whores, endorsements, YOUR SYMPATHY) you can't believe a single word the bastard says. Poor sad little Tiger, disgusting.

Jon Gosselin is going broke...big shock.

Radaronline.com is reporting that Jon Gosselin is going broke quickly. Didn't see that one coming. Jon hasn't had a steady job since "Jon and Kate Plus Eight" got cancelled and he spent a fortune in a legal battle with TLC. Kate's getting $200,000 for "Dancing With the Stars" AND she's getting a new reality program. Who knew having a working uterus could be so damn lucrative???

As I reported yesterday, Jon wants his cash cow back so he's going for sole custody of the children claiming that Kate is an absentee mom. Personally I don't think either one is a responsible parent but that's just me. Anyway, I can't see Jon pulling this one off. Oh, let's just face it. The man doesn't have a hope in hell.

Nicholas Brendon gets formally charged with multiple counts.

Nicholas Brendon of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" was formally charged with 4 misdemeanors for his little run in with the cops. The police received a report of a disturbance by a drunk dude in Venice, CA and when they showed up he didn't go quietly. Ok, maybe that's putting it mildly...they had to tazer him twice to get him under control.

The charges are the usual favorites: resisting arrest, 2 counts of battery against a police officer and vandalism. The thing that I don't get it that these are all misdemeanor charges. Since when is taking a few slugs at a cop a misdemeanor???

Corey Him had access to more drugs than we thought.

Wow, California Attorney Jerry Brown has stated that in the first 2 months of this year Corey Haim had 7 doctors provide him with prescriptions for 553 pills. Pretty much everything in the book. Although the cause of death has not yet been determined by the medical examiner you can probably guess what they're leaning towards. To be honest I was giving him the benefit of the doubt on this one. He seemed sincere on being clean. Pity.

Jon Gosselin wants his cash cow back.

After being off the radar for a while America's greatest dad is back! Jon, who imploded when TLC shut him down is now seeking sole custody of his children. He says that Kate is an absent mother and is spending all of her time on Dancing With The Stars and not with the children. He also wants child support reduced because he says that $20,000 a month is too high. To put the icing on the cake he is considering asking the judge to reverse the support all together as he feels that he should be paid by Kate.

Good luck with that one Jon. Let me know how it works out. I'm sure there is a 0% chance that you want the kids to get another reality show going. Nah, it's all done out of love.

Conrad Murray is delusional.

Conrad Murray is sticking to his story about Michael Jackson. He still insists that he did nothing wrong and Michael killed himself. He also says that he will not consider any plea bargains as he is an innocent man.

I still can't believe this guy. This has got to be the weakest defense I've ever heard in my life. On the positive side even though the judge didn't take his medical license he knows it's inevitable that the the medical boards in California, Nevada and Texas will. Hope they don't take too much time.

Conrad Murray gets to keep his license????

I can scarcely believe it. Judge Pastor ruled in favor of Conrad Murray he can keep his license to practice medicine in the state of California. Holy crap dude. I don't know what is wrong with this judge but something is really screwed up in the california Legal system. What the hell is wrong with these people??? Why don't you let him work in a nuring home while your're at it! Un-bloody-believable.

Conrad Murray NEEDS to come up with a better defense.

Here's one that Mother Goose would reject as a fairy tale. Dr Murray's defense in the Michael Jackson case is that he gave him the Propofol and stayed with him. He only left the room for two minutes to use the bathroom during which time Michael must have got up, and put the rest of the drug into his IV, and overdosed himself. He also says that Michael was a propofol addict. Ok so saying he was an addict is interesting since it makes you his drug dealer, not buying the two minute thing either. I love how his defense boils down to "he killed himself". That's never going to fly man. People this is the same guy who's petitioning the court NOT to revoke his medical license! Holy crap dude! You've got balls!