Charlie Sheen is fu*cked.

This isn't looking good for Charlie regarding the pending case for the Christmas "misunderstanding" with his wife. Looks like the DA is out for blood (definately in the best interests of the people. I'm sure it has nothing with making a name for himself or advancing his career). Radaronline.com reports:

“Plea negotiations are in no way imminent,” the source added, emphasizing that Mordkin and Cummins are “far apart” in terms of reaching a compromise over what crimes the actor committed.

Sources tell RadarOnline.com that Mordkin is following the lead of Judicial District Attorney Martin Beeson who has “declared war on sexual crimes in his three-county district” in Colorado. The source said Mordkin “noted that there have been a multitude of serious domestic violence episodes in Aspen recently” and that given these episodes “have been fueled by alcohol and drugs, it is easy for an out-of-control situation to go from bad to worse”.

Declared war on domestic violence. Oh God Charlie this guy's going to make a f*cking example out of you. You'd better make DAMN sure that her crack tests come back positive. I don't care what you have to do, MAKE THIS HAPPPEN!