Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Meredith Baxter is a lesbian now. Jump on the bandwagon!

Meredith Baxter (who played the mother Elyse Keaton on the 80's sitcom Family Ties) revealed to Matt Lauer that she is "a later in life recognition" that she is a lesbian.  This after three marriages and five children.    Baxter said that she "came out" because the National Enquirer has pictures of her on a lesbian cruise and she wanted to break it before they did. 

Uh, yeah ok. However I will say that this one is a bit more believable than the Lindsay Lohan thing. Still looks like a ploy for attention to me.

Monday, November 30, 2009

Nick Hogan crashes his car again?

Seriously, who the hell gave this guy his license back? Do they even have laws in California??? Nick wrecked another one in LA last night. Fortunately he didn't destroy anyone's life this time. In what could only be classified as "figures" he was coming back from a fund raiser for a group called "Keep On Track". A group that promotes safe driving. Jesus Christ people why does Hulk keep giving this moron cars? WTF! He'll probably be back on the road by tomorrow.

Saturday, November 28, 2009

The Salahi's got to the President.

Man heads are going to roll for this one. As you've no doubt heard, Michaele and Tariq Salahi aspiring reality TV stars crashed a formal dinner at the White House. They got their pictures taken with the Vice President and several world leaders. Secret Service really dropped the ball on this one. i don't have to tell you what could have happened in a different scenario. Here's the best part. Although the White House denied it at first, they did in fact meet and greet the President. The photo showed up on the internet today. You knew that was going to happen. Talk about gross deriliction of duty! The other world representatives must surly be doubtful of our ability to ensure their safety. Unbelieveable.

Tiger Woods is married to a crazy woman.

The tabloids published a story about Tiger Woods having an affair. Personally, I don't buy it. It's the bloody tabloids they make up crap all the time but his life did. In a heated argument yesterday she scratched his face up. When he attemped to escape by getting into his car she came after him with a golf club. He was a little disoriented from medication he took and plowed his car into a fire hydrant. Wow man, time to change the locks on the door! Although I like the part with the golf club, live by the sword die by the sword.

Tawny Kitean formally charged with DUI

I should move to California since no matter what you do you can only be arrested for one crime. Tawny was pulled over in September and has now been charged with DUI. However she put a new spin on it. She wasn't drinking, she was popping pills. Is this the only thing these people know how to do to get their names in the paper? DUI the official crime for washed up has beens!

Ving Rhames is on the IRS list now.

Ok now the Controller is noticing a pattern. Now the IRS says that Ving Rhames is the latest celebrity to owe them back taxes. How much are they trying to squeeze out of him? Over 491 thousand dollars. I think I've figured out how the Obama administration is going to pay for its health care bill. By sucking it out of Hollywood. Well A-listers, you wanted him, you pushed for him, you created this god worship for him and you got him elected. Now he's in, turned on you and taking your cash. Remember when Mr. Socialist was talking about "sharing the wealth"? Bet you didn't think it applied to you. Suckers!

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Tila Tequilia is out of her damn mind.

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Rob Kardashian is dating a porn star...I hate my life.

Rob Kardashian is dating porn star Lisa Ann leading me to ask the burning question, "why the hell is his family famous again"? I really need that explained to me. Anyway, she doesn't see marriage as a possibility. She says that she hasnt met his family yet because you don't bring porn stars home to meet the family. Jesus Christ. YES YOU DO!!! God man if I was dating a friggin porn star I'd be at Thanksgiving dinner with the family right now making them wish they were me! Stupid! By the way happy Thanksgiving everybody.

Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Donny Osmond wins Dancing with the Stars...shocker.

Last night Donny Osmond won Dancing with the Stars.  I can't say I'm too surprised.  Kind of saw that one from the first episode.  Seems to be a huge popularity contest to me.  Mya was clearly better but didn't have much personality.  Frankly I thought Kelly Osbourne should have won.  She really gave it her all and improved the most.  She has a lot to be proud of.  I hope she comes back next season.

Megan Fox is a frakking bitch.

The war between Michael Bay and Megan Fox continues.  It started back in September when in an interview Megan Fox compared Michael Bay (the guy who MADE her) to Hitler.  Then unidentified studio workers posted an open letter defending Bay and telling what Fox is really like on the set.  Nothing suprising there.  Last night Michael Bay had a Transformers reunion party for the cast and crew.  Guess who was not invited.  For those of you who missed it, here's a copy of the letter by the studio employees.  It's a damn good read:

Crew Letter Originally Posted on MichaelBay.com:


This is an open letter to all Michael Bay fans. We are three crew members that have worked with Michael for the past ten years. Last week we read the terrible article with inflammatory, truly trashing quotes by the Ms. Fox about Michael Bay. This letter is to set a few things straight.

Yes, Megan has great eyes, a tight stomach we spray with glycerin, and an awful silly Marilyn Monroe tattoo plastered on her arm that we cover up to keep the moms happy.

Michael found this shy, inexperienced girl, plucked her out of total obscurity thus giving her the biggest shot of any young actresses' life. He told everyone around to just trust him on his choice. He granted her the starring role in Transformers, a franchise that forever changed her life; she became one of the most googled and oogled women on earth. She was famous! She was the next Angelina Jolie, hooray! Wait a minute, two of us worked with Angelina - second thought - she's no Angelina. You see, Angelia is a professional.

We know this quite intimately because we've had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies. We've spent a total of 12 months on set making these two movies.

We are in different departments; we can't give our names because sadly doing so in Hollywood could lead to being banished from future Paramount work. One of us touches Megan's panties, the other has the often shitty job of pulling Ms. Sour pants out of her trailer, while another is near the Panaflex camera that helps to memorialize the valley girl on film.

Megan has the press fooled. When we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director make Transformers a really fun and energetic set. We've traveled around the world together, so we have never understood why Megan was always such - the grump of the set?

When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we've had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it's very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) easily another 45 minutes in the chair!

So when the three of us caught wind of Ms Fox, pontificating yet again in some publication (like she actually has something interesting to say) blabbing her trash mouth about a director whom we three have grown to really like. She compared working with Michael, to "working with Hitler". We actually don't think she knows who Hitler is by the way. But we wondered how she doesn't realize what a disgusting, fully uneducated comment this was? Well, here let's get some facts straight.

Say what you want about Michael - yes at times he can be hard, but he's also fun, and he challenges everyone for a reason - he simply wants people to bring their 'A' game. He comes very prepared, knows exactly what he wants, involves the crew and expects everyone to follow through with his or her best, and that includes the actors. He's one of the hardest working directors out there.

He gets the best from his crews, many of whom have worked with him for 15 years. And yes, he's loyal, one of the few directors we've encountered who lowered his fee by millions to keep Transformers in the United States and California, so he could work with his own crew.

Megan says that Transformers was an unsafe set? Come on Megan, we know it is a bit more strenuous then the playground at the trailer park, but you don't insult one of the very best stunt and physical effects teams in the business! Not one person got hurt!

And who is the real Megan Fox? She is very different than the academy nominee and winning actors we've all worked around. She's as about ungracious a person as you can ever fathom. She shows little interest in the crew members around her. We work to make her look good in every way, but she's absolutely never appreciative of anyone's hard work. Never a thank you. All the crewmembers have stopped saying hi to Ms. Princess because she never says hello back. It gets tiring. Many think she just really hates the process of being an actress.

Megan has been late to the sets many times. She goes through the motions that make her exude this sense of misery. We've heard the A.D's piped over the radio that Megan won't walk from her trailer until John Turturro walks first! John's done seventy-five movies and she's made two!

Never expect Megan to attend any of the 15 or so crew parties like all the other actors have. And then there's the classless night she blew off The Royal Prince of Jordan who made a special dinner for all the actors. She doesn't know that one of the grips daughters wanted to visit their daddy's work to meet Megan, but he wouldn't let them come because he told them "she is not nice."

The press certainly doesn't know her most famous line. On our first day in Egypt, the Egyptian government wouldn't let us shoot because of a permit problem as the actors got ready in make up at the Four Seasons Hotel. Michael tried to make the best of it; he wanted to take the cast and crew on a private tour of the famous Giza pyramids. God hold us witness, Megan said, "I can't believe Michael is [frick]ing forcing us to go to the [frick]ing pyramids!" I guess this is the "Hitler guy" she is referring to.

So this is the Megan Fox you don't get to see. Maybe she will learn, but we figure if she can sling insults, then she can take them too. Megan really is a thankless, classless, graceless, and shall we say unfriendly bitch. It's sad how fame can twist people, and even sadder that young girls look up to her. If only they knew who they're really looking up to.

But 'Fame' is fleeting. We, being behind the scenes, seen em' come and go. Hopefully Michael will have Megatron squish her character in the first ten minutes of Transformers 3. We can tell you that will make the crew happy!

-Loyal Transformers Crew

Like I said, nothing here that really suprises me.  Could it be believable that she treats people like dirt.  Hell yeah it is!  She's a stuck up bitch and her last movie bombed big time.  She may be able to pose for magazines but nobody is going to pay $12 or more to see someone who clearly can't act.  Oh, and nice move biting the hand that feed you.

Tuesday, November 24, 2009

Adam Lambert becomes even more of a douchebag than he already was.

The Prima Donna was in usual form on the AMA awards on Sunday trying to shock everyone with his "look at me I'm gay!" antics.  Apart from makes out with other dudes, dragging a woman by the leg across the stage and falling over himself he then had another guy in bondage gear on his knees simulating a blow job on him.  But hey, that's what I always respected about Lambert, he's all about class.  Offensive must = record sales now.  His "performance" was beyond disgusting.  Doing offensive things on state and calling himself an "artist".  No Adam, your desperate ploy for attention was pathetic. 

Sunday, November 22, 2009

Michael Jackson's glove acutioned.

The iconic glove was bought by Hoffman Ma of Hong Kong for 350 thousand dollars. Throw in taxes and fees and that shoots it up to 420 thousand. Would have been nice to keep it in America but what can you do?

I wish New Moon would have had stock options.

Opening weekend is almost over and the cash machine that is new moon continues to rake it in. Although is has not beaten Dark Knight or Spiderman 3, its made enough to buy a small country. So far this baby's made 140.7 million dollars. Not a bad investment for a movie that cost 30 million to make. Wish I could have gotten a piece of that sweet action.

Michael Phelps is on the IRS list.

Man these guys are going after everybody. The IRS says thar Phelps owes then over 20 thousand dollars in back taxes. Who the hell has been running the IRS all this time where only now they're finding out that nobody's been paying their taxes for the last several years??? A better question is why didn't Phelps just write them a damn check? With all of his endorsements this guy is worth 50 friggin million dollars! How much pot has he been doing?!?

Friday, November 20, 2009

New Moon makes a crap load of money...bet you didn't see that coming.

Last night was a special midnight screening of New Moon and man did people line up for it.  In one night the film racked in 26.3 million dollars.  It's official, I'm in the wrong line of work.  Here's the best part, 39% of the "Twi-hards" polled admitted that they were skipping school or work today to see the movie.  That may be a little extreme but I'm not one to talk I can be a little passionate about particular film myself (was there opening night for Interview With The Vampire).  Looks like I may have to see this film after all.  Millions of screaming fanatics can't all be wrong (unless it's Germany 1936).  I just hope this doesn't turn out like Paranormal Activity that one ended up boring the living hell out of me.  All hype, no content.

Joe Francis is fighting "the man"!

Never one to take a law suit lying down Joe Francis is fighting back against the IRS tax lien against him.  TMZ has learned that Joe filed in federal court today requesting that the judge release his bank accounts that were frozen when the IRS claimed that he owed them an ungodly $33,819,087.14.  Joe's got about 100 million in the banks that he kind of needs before he goes bankrupt.  Joe's always getting dragged into court by people trying to get his cash and he always beats them.  Continue your winning streak Joe!  The Controller is pulling for you!

James Van Der Beek is filing for divorce.

James Van Der Beek and his wife Heather have filed for divorce after almost six years of marriage which I believe is practically a record breaker for celebrities.  Eonline reports:


Van Der Beek, 32, cited irreconcilable differences as the reason for the split, according to the petition filed Nov. 13 in Los Angeles Superior Court.

The once very cute couple tied the knot in July 2003. They did not have children together.

After stringing together a series of TV appearances, including guest spots on Criminal Minds, How I Met Your Mother and Medium (he plays a great creep), Van Der Beek recently landed a role on ABC's freshman drama The Forgotten.

At least they didn't have any children.  That always gets nasty in a divorce, least this way they can both walk away from it. 

Father of Michael Jackson accuser commits suicide.

Let's go back in time.  It's 1994 and Evan Chandler a dentist accuses Michael Jackson of molesting his son.  After the litigation goes on a bit Jackson's attorney's advise him to settle out of court.  Jackson does not want to do it, he wants his name cleared but he agrees.  Chandler walks away with 22 million dollars and Michael Jackson's good name is destroyed.  A stigma became attached to him that no act of charity could erase.  Jackson is never the same while Chandler gets millions.

I'm not a huge believer in karma but this guy makes a good argument for it.  Chandler had to get multiple plastic surgeries to alter his appearance and became increasing paranoid due to threats from Jackson fans.  Then he got cancer and finally he killed himself with a gunshot to the head. 

Interestingly enough, there are some people on the internet that are calling this the "Jackson Curse".
Karma?  Retribution?  What do you think?

A Miley Cyrus tour bus flips over.

The driver of a Miley Cyrus tour bus was killed this morning when it flipped over on its side.  Associated Press reports:

Virginia State Police say one person was killed when a tour bus belonging to Miley Cyrus overturned, but the 16-year-old "Hannah Montana" star was not on board.


Sgt. Thomas Molnar says the bus overturned around 8:15 a.m. Friday on Interstate 85 in Dinwiddie, in central Virginia.

One of the other nine passengers had minor injuries. Police would not identify those aboard.

That's about all we know so far.  I'll keep you posted. 

The Vatican hates New Moon.

Wow, with how they felt about Harry Potter and the DaVinci Code I bet you never saw that one coming.  Let's hear from Monsignor Franco Perazzolo!

"This film is nothing more than a moral vacuum with a deviant message and as such should be of concern," warns the Vatican's culture council leader, Monsignor Franco Perazzolo, in a statement timed to the release of New Moon.


"This theme of vampires in Twilight combines a mixture of excesses that, as ever, is aimed at young people and gives a heavy esoteric element," he continues.

The Vatican: Judging you and how you should think since 380 A.D.