Friday, August 29, 2008
David Ducovny is "addicted"???
Now it's nothing new for a celebrity to go into rehab. Hell, they've made a whole damn reality show based on it! Everyone's in it for drugs or alcohol...except David Ducovny. If you can believe this one he's checked himself into rehab for sex addiction. Yes, you heard that one correctly. Ducovny is a sex addict.
David, I'd like to speak to you frankly here.
A. As far as addictions are concerned this is the kind of problem you want to have.
B. Your wife is Tea Leoni. This is not an addiction that needs to be treated with drugs. This is an addiction that needs to be treated...with sex. A great deal of sex. As often as is humanly possible for as long as it takes.
Let's let the healing begin David.
Thursday, August 21, 2008
Jennifer Garner is GUESS WHAT!!!
She's pregnant too. Ok, that's it. I'm taking the rest of the day off there's nothing left here. I'm practically praying for somebody to get busted for DUI here people!
(photo from newchatter.com)
Ok, this is getting out of control.
Angie Harmon's pregnant. This will be her 3rd child with her husband Jason Sehorn. This rampant reproduction is now offically getting out of control. When the hell did this become a trend???
Matt Damon need to grow a pair.
I can see where this day is going. Damon and his wife Luciana Barroso have announced the birth of their daughter Gia Zavala (good one Matt I can see your wife is calling the shots). This brings him up to three daughters. Isabella is 2 and Alexia is 10. Alexia of course not being the fruit of his loins she is Luciana's daughter through a previous marriage. Hang on a sec, Luciana's only 32 and has had a previous marriage. This chick is increasingly sounding like someone Matt shouldn't have married.
Matt will be taking time off from making movies. When asked he told OK! Magazine:
"[Luciana asked me] to take a break from work," Matt has said. "She saw a pile of scripts, and when I told her they were the movies I was supposed to shoot in the fall, she asked me if I still wanted to be her husband."
I don't know Matt maybe what you should have said was "DO YOU ENJOY THE LIFESTYLE I PROVIDE YOU??? YES? THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
In case you're thinking I'm being a little harsh this bitch was a bartender when he met her and most likely a slut. I'd say she prefers limos and mansions wouldn't you? The messed up part is either way she's set for life now. Divorces are so lucrative.
Matt will be taking time off from making movies. When asked he told OK! Magazine:
"[Luciana asked me] to take a break from work," Matt has said. "She saw a pile of scripts, and when I told her they were the movies I was supposed to shoot in the fall, she asked me if I still wanted to be her husband."
I don't know Matt maybe what you should have said was "DO YOU ENJOY THE LIFESTYLE I PROVIDE YOU??? YES? THEN SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
In case you're thinking I'm being a little harsh this bitch was a bartender when he met her and most likely a slut. I'd say she prefers limos and mansions wouldn't you? The messed up part is either way she's set for life now. Divorces are so lucrative.
Yep, Ricky Martin's as gay as Clay Aiken.
Ricky's playing for another team but rather than admit it he's chosen to attempt to cover it up by having children...with a surrogate mother. Yep, Ricky's got twin boys who were born a few weeks ago and didn't have to go through all that annoying sex to get them. I believe Angelina Jolie's also familiar with this method. A statement released says that Ricky will be spending the rest of the year out of the public eye (he was in it???) to spend time with his boys. Wow Ricky, a whole half a year? I'm glad to see his maternal instincts have fully developed.
(photo from wireimage)
(photo from wireimage)
Monday, August 18, 2008
This better be a sick joke.
Lohan is converting to Judaism because that's the religion of her "girlfriend" Samantha. I'm going to make my position 100% clear on this one. Lindsay! You are NOT a lesbian, you are NOT a Jew and you are NOT revitalizing your career with this shit! We're getting tired of it!
Tuesday, August 12, 2008
China pulls an Ashlee Simpson!
Remember that adorable kid in singing the Chinese national anthem at the Olympic opening ceremonies. She was lip-syncing! Why? Because the girl who actually was singing WASN'T CUTE ENOUGH! Holy crap China, you guys are cold. CNN reports:
Games organizers confirm that Lin Miaoke, who performed "Ode to the Motherland" as China's flag was paraded Friday into Beijing's National Stadium, was not singing at all.
Lin was lip-syncing to the sound of another girl, 7-year-old Yang Peiyi, who was heard but not seen, apparently because she was deemed not cute enough.
"The reason was for the national interest," said Chen Qigang, the ceremony's musical director, in a state radio interview. "The child on camera should be flawless in image, internal feeling and expression. ... Lin Miaoke is excellent in those aspects."
The decision was made at the highest levels, Chen said.
"We had to do it," he said. "We'd been through several inspections. They're all very strict. When we rehearsed at the spot, there were several spectators from various divisions, especially leaders from the Politburo, who gave the opinion it must change."
But as word has gotten out on the Internet, some Chinese bloggers are outraged.
"If you're not good-looking, no matter how well you sing, you'll not be onstage. Do you know you're twisting a whole generation?" read one comment.
Another said, "If foreigners found out, they'd think we can't even find a girl who is good at both."
That's pretty messed up China, way to make this girl feel like deformed freak. One more thing China, when it comes to putting attractive people with no talent onstage you're muscling in on OUR ACTION MAN!
Games organizers confirm that Lin Miaoke, who performed "Ode to the Motherland" as China's flag was paraded Friday into Beijing's National Stadium, was not singing at all.
Lin was lip-syncing to the sound of another girl, 7-year-old Yang Peiyi, who was heard but not seen, apparently because she was deemed not cute enough.
"The reason was for the national interest," said Chen Qigang, the ceremony's musical director, in a state radio interview. "The child on camera should be flawless in image, internal feeling and expression. ... Lin Miaoke is excellent in those aspects."
The decision was made at the highest levels, Chen said.
"We had to do it," he said. "We'd been through several inspections. They're all very strict. When we rehearsed at the spot, there were several spectators from various divisions, especially leaders from the Politburo, who gave the opinion it must change."
But as word has gotten out on the Internet, some Chinese bloggers are outraged.
"If you're not good-looking, no matter how well you sing, you'll not be onstage. Do you know you're twisting a whole generation?" read one comment.
Another said, "If foreigners found out, they'd think we can't even find a girl who is good at both."
That's pretty messed up China, way to make this girl feel like deformed freak. One more thing China, when it comes to putting attractive people with no talent onstage you're muscling in on OUR ACTION MAN!
Monday, August 11, 2008
Issac Hayes passes away.
Music legend Isaac Hayes passed away this weekend as well. He was found lying on the floor next to a treadmill in his Memphis home. He was 65. Police do not suspect foul play. Hayes was an extremely talent performer who could do both music and acting. If you have never seen Escape from New York, rent it. His character, much like the man was larger than life. He will also be forever known as the voice of Chef from South Park where he found a whole new generation of fans until his falling out with the show's creators.
Hayes is survived by 12 children and 16 grandchildren.
Hayes is survived by 12 children and 16 grandchildren.
Sunday, August 10, 2008
Bernie Mac passes away.
Mac passed away today in Chicago from complications due to pneumonia. He was 50 years old. A career cut far too short. Bernie's comedy drew on a number of experiences from his childhood and he was no stranger to controversy. In just a few years this amazingly talented man became a household name.
George Clooney has said that with Bernie's passing the world "became a little less funny". I have to respectfully disagree I think the world became a lot less funny. Even in movies where he was supporting actor such as Charlie's Angels, Bad Santa and Transformers he managed to steal every scene he was in. I don't think it was possible to not like him.
Your talent and charisma were second to none. Goodbye Bernie, you will be very sorely missed.
George Clooney has said that with Bernie's passing the world "became a little less funny". I have to respectfully disagree I think the world became a lot less funny. Even in movies where he was supporting actor such as Charlie's Angels, Bad Santa and Transformers he managed to steal every scene he was in. I don't think it was possible to not like him.
Your talent and charisma were second to none. Goodbye Bernie, you will be very sorely missed.
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