Vivid Entertainment is going to milk this bastard for everything they can while they can! Get ready for the Tiger porn parody "Tiger's Wood"! No I'm not making this up. The New York Daily News reports:
The skin flick bills itself as the "official porn parody" of the allegedly sex-crazed golfer’s reported antics, according to the Web site, which has obtained a copy of the script.
The film, to be produced by Adam & Eve Pictures, will star Tyler Knight as the embattled golfer and Kayden Kross as Elin Nordegren, according to a statement posted on Knight's Web site.
"I'm playing porn-Elin," an ecstatic Kross tweeted.
The company expects the film to hit smut shops' shelves within eight weeks.
A producer for Adam & Eve Pictures who was quoted in the statement described the marriage of the roiling celebrity scandal and a porno parody as "a natural."
"Every day, there seems to be some new development or girlfriend exposed, and it really has captured the attention of the public," Meredith Christopher said, adding, "We may have another release depending on what happens in the near future."
Jesus....H....Christ.
Thursday, December 17, 2009
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