Wow first the worst sex tape ever made and now this. Verne Troyer, you need to get out of fucking Dodge. TMZ reports:
Verne Troyer might want to call his accountant -- he owes almost $300k in back taxes.The state of California has filed a $$26,812 lien against the diminutive actor in April for unpaid taxes from 2004-05. Then the IRS filed a $256,551 lien against Troyer in March 2007. His former manager told the Detroit News the issue was "being handled" - presumably not the way he handled the chick in the sex tape.
You know Verne, if you sell that sex tape and if enough freaks buy it, you might be able to pay back the government...might.
*and no I'm still not posting a picture of you because the sight of you makes me want to vomit!
Monday, June 30, 2008
Wall-E kicks Jolie's ASS!!!
The Disney/Pixar film Wall-E (isn't he cute?) opened this weekend with 62.5 million. Angelina Jolie's latest film "I can't be bothered to remember the name of it" opened at 51 million. Hey Angelina "I'm better than you" Jolie! YOU GOT SERVED!!! HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA, HA,!!!!
Go adopt an Ethopian, it'll make you feel better.
Go adopt an Ethopian, it'll make you feel better.
Friday, June 27, 2008
Really creepy dude still wants to get into the United States
Boy George was on the Today show and he wants to get into this country no matter how long it takes:
Despite being shut out from a U.S. tour by immigration officials, ’80s pop icon Boy George is spreading love, not anger, toward America. The controversial singer was set to start his tour with a live performance on TODAY July 7 — until he found his visa application turned down by authorities because of an impending criminal trial in London.
Still, George bears no malice, he told TODAY's Meredith Vieira in an exclusive interview via satellite. “I’m feeling very upbeat at the moment,” the singer said. “Yes, it’s disappointing because of the fans and a lot of people have bought airline tickets, so I’m disappointed for them. But if [the tour] doesn’t happen now, it will happen in the new year.”
Maybe it's just me but I not comfortable with even looking at this guy much less giving him a visa. He looks like a fat pedophile version of Lacroix from Forever Knight. Seal the boarders!
Sorry guys, Uma Thurman's off the market...again.
Uma's not going to be single much longer. Fox news reports:
Uma Thurman is engaged to her Swiss multimillionaire boyfriend, Arpad "Arki" Busson, her rep told People magazine.
"I can confirm she is engaged," Stephen Huvane said on Friday. The New York Daily News was the first to report the engagement.
The ring is an 8-plus carat center stone surrounded by 20 smaller stones, People reported.
"It's the most beautiful piece I've ever seen," a close source told the magazine of the diamond ring. "Arki did a wonderful job."
The pair began dating last summer after attending a private dinner together in Milan, according to People.
This will be the third marriage for Thurman, who has a son and daughter with Ethan Hawke, whom she divorced in 2003. Her marriage to Gary Oldman ended in 1992. Busson has two sons with supermodel Elle Macpherson, from whom he split in 2005.
On the one hand this makes me sad. On the other hand she bagged a fucking Swiss millionaire! Could have done worse. Best of luck Uma, hope the third time's a charm!
Paris Hilton has been born again.
Wow, I didn't see this one coming at all. Paris Hilton (haven't heard that name in a while) dropped an unspecified (but undoubtedly large) donation to a children's hospital. Eonline reports:
Childrens Hospital Los Angeles announced Thursday that the hotel heiress has made an "extremely generous" donation toward the construction of a new 460,000 square-foot medical tower at the downtown facility.
Hospital officials didn't specify the amount Hilton gave, but said her contribution will trick out a double-patient room in the Childrens Center for Cancer and Blood Diseases, which is slated to open in 2010.
"I am so happy and fortunate to announce my support for Childrens Hospital Los Angeles," Hilton said in a statement. "The children I have met through my [involvement] at Childrens Hospital have truly touched my heart."
The only thing left now is to pull a gun on her and ask "Who are you and what have you done with Paris Hilton!!!" but seriously, good one Paris. I really like the new you.
Childrens Hospital Los Angeles announced Thursday that the hotel heiress has made an "extremely generous" donation toward the construction of a new 460,000 square-foot medical tower at the downtown facility.
Hospital officials didn't specify the amount Hilton gave, but said her contribution will trick out a double-patient room in the Childrens Center for Cancer and Blood Diseases, which is slated to open in 2010.
"I am so happy and fortunate to announce my support for Childrens Hospital Los Angeles," Hilton said in a statement. "The children I have met through my [involvement] at Childrens Hospital have truly touched my heart."
The only thing left now is to pull a gun on her and ask "Who are you and what have you done with Paris Hilton!!!" but seriously, good one Paris. I really like the new you.
Verne Troyer sues TMZ.
Verne Troyer is suing TMZ.com for 20 million dollars for airing parts of his sex tape. Let me pause for a second and process that...sex tape...holy shit. Unfortunately for me I was watching TMZ last night and I saw the 20 second clip and I have to say it was one of the most disgusting things I have ever seen in my life and I'm still trying to get the image out of my head. I plan on doing a great deal of theraputic heavy drinking this weekend. I love you TMZ but for God's sake people, just because something is news doesn't mean the world needs to see it. I would have been quite content to hear the story without you guys putting up the clip before I could turn away. Hell, I can't even post a normal picture of the dude because I find him so revolting. Thank you TMZ you'll be getting my therapy bills.
Thursday, June 26, 2008
An open letter to Charlie Sheen.
Dear Mr. Sheen,
I warned you, I bloody warned you that if you didn't put a stop to the psychotic super bitch ex wife of your she's just going to keep doing more and more fucked up shit and the kids are going to be the ones who suffer. So when I turn on the TV and I see Denise Richards being interviewed acting all holier-than-thou while say that the kids are in THERAPY and she glad that they have someone to listen to their problems (mothers don't do that anymore by the way) I have to fight the uncontrollable urge to kick in my set because since when to 2 AND 4 YEAR OLD CHILDREN NEED A FUCKING THERAPIST!?!?!?!...oh wait I just remembered who the woman in the middle of the picture is.
Any way, get a better lawyer and stop this bitch now before your kids turn into Charles Manson worshippers. We're all behind you.
I warned you, I bloody warned you that if you didn't put a stop to the psychotic super bitch ex wife of your she's just going to keep doing more and more fucked up shit and the kids are going to be the ones who suffer. So when I turn on the TV and I see Denise Richards being interviewed acting all holier-than-thou while say that the kids are in THERAPY and she glad that they have someone to listen to their problems (mothers don't do that anymore by the way) I have to fight the uncontrollable urge to kick in my set because since when to 2 AND 4 YEAR OLD CHILDREN NEED A FUCKING THERAPIST!?!?!?!...oh wait I just remembered who the woman in the middle of the picture is.
Any way, get a better lawyer and stop this bitch now before your kids turn into Charles Manson worshippers. We're all behind you.
Scarlett Johansson is delusional.
I can't help but to laugh at this one. Week or so ago I'm looking at the newspapers and Johanssons pus is splattered all over them with articles about how awesome Obama is and how she sent him an e-mail and now they're communicating all the time and how incredible it is. Turns out....it was in her own mind. Eonline reports:
Scarlett gushed about Obama—"I am engaged to Barack Obama. My heart belongs to Barack"—he handed that heart back to her on the pointy end of a 10-foot pole.
Obama says the actress sent a supportive missive to his assistant, who forwarded it to him.
"I write saying, 'Thank you, Scarlett, for doing what you do.' And suddenly we have this email relationship."
So Scarlett's bonkers. I wish I could say I'm surprised. Actually it's a bit scary that you've got that whole fatal attraction thing going on. May be time for Obama to hire some more security before you come bursting through the window screaming "I'LL MAKE YOU LOVE ME!!!
Scarlett gushed about Obama—"I am engaged to Barack Obama. My heart belongs to Barack"—he handed that heart back to her on the pointy end of a 10-foot pole.
Obama says the actress sent a supportive missive to his assistant, who forwarded it to him.
"I write saying, 'Thank you, Scarlett, for doing what you do.' And suddenly we have this email relationship."
So Scarlett's bonkers. I wish I could say I'm surprised. Actually it's a bit scary that you've got that whole fatal attraction thing going on. May be time for Obama to hire some more security before you come bursting through the window screaming "I'LL MAKE YOU LOVE ME!!!
Jamie Lynn can't take it...big friggin shock there.
Jamie "why the hell didn't I get a fucking abortion" Lynn can't handle it. Didn't see that one coming a mile away. TMZ reports:
TMZ spies tell us ever since the unwed teen mother gave birth last week, she's been staying at mom Lynne's Kentwood home -- which Britney paid for -- called Serenity. We're told even though JL and baby daddy Casey Aldridge bought a home in nearby Liberty, Miss., Jamie has decided to stay with Mama Spears because she's realized it ain't so easy raising a child ... especially, when you're still one yourself.
I love what this world has come to but hey let's promote Jamie Lynn as being a brave mature young mother and make movies like Juno so all underage girls will get the firm message: It's COOL to get knocked up. Kudos to you Jamie Lynn! Why don't you make a special Zoey 101 episode? I'll even give you a hand with the title, how about: Zoey cracks under the pressure of being 17 years old with a screaming baby so she cracks under the pressure and ends up in the padded cell next to her sister. Man that's got daytime Emmy written all over it.
TMZ spies tell us ever since the unwed teen mother gave birth last week, she's been staying at mom Lynne's Kentwood home -- which Britney paid for -- called Serenity. We're told even though JL and baby daddy Casey Aldridge bought a home in nearby Liberty, Miss., Jamie has decided to stay with Mama Spears because she's realized it ain't so easy raising a child ... especially, when you're still one yourself.
I love what this world has come to but hey let's promote Jamie Lynn as being a brave mature young mother and make movies like Juno so all underage girls will get the firm message: It's COOL to get knocked up. Kudos to you Jamie Lynn! Why don't you make a special Zoey 101 episode? I'll even give you a hand with the title, how about: Zoey cracks under the pressure of being 17 years old with a screaming baby so she cracks under the pressure and ends up in the padded cell next to her sister. Man that's got daytime Emmy written all over it.
Wednesday, June 25, 2008
Ann Hathaway's ex keels over in court!
Sorry, I guess I made that title a little bit more impressive than the story actually is. Raffaello Follieri keeled over in the courtroom. Now you're probably thinking the exact same thing that I'm thinking. "Wow, must have had a heart attack when the judge told him bail was set at $21 million dollars" and you'd normally be right, but not with this dude. It turns out he had an episode from an ongoing sinus infection. A sinus infection. Dude that's just sad. I expected a great deal more from a man that could successfully pass himself off as the CFO for the Vatican. You've let me down Rafaello, you've truly let me down.
Sharon Stone wants to see her kid too.
It's all about the kiddies today in The Control Room. Sharon "karma" Stone wants to get to see more time with her son Roan (great name). She adopted him in 2000 when she was still married to Philip Bronstein who got primary custody when they divorced in 2004. She's filed with San Francisco Supreme Court for a change in primary custody and she won't get it because she's nuts but hey if Britney can get overnight visitation then anything is possible however I always thought Britney had a chance because she's nuts but she can also break down and make you feel bad for her. Sharon on the other hand always comes out as a cold bitch. I don't think Bronstein is going to have any trouble keeping this kid.
Use your kids to boost your ratings?....hmmmm.
This must be kid pimping day in The Control Room and nobody told me. That nut job Denise Richards wants her kids who are already on her reality show against Charlie's wishes to have MORE air time. She seems to think that this will boost her ratings. Not bloody likely Denise. Of course being a denizen of tinsel town means that whatever you do, no matter how questionable is actually the fault of someone else, namely Charlie. MSNBC reports:
Richards apparently thinks that Sheen set the precedent for having the kids on TV since he had daughter Sam appear on “Two and a Half Men.” She feels that Sam and Lola can only make her show more interesting to watch.
The Sheen source argues that her logic is flawed: “But Sam was only 8 months old at the time, was in a baby basket, and presented as a character for exactly 39 seconds,” the source told the magazine. Since Richards’ rep issued the standard denials, we’ll have to wait it out to see what happens.
Charlie, what the hell were you smoking when you decided that it would be a good idea to marry this fucking bitch??? You're lucky it didn't kill you cause it must have been some pretty strong stuff man. Seriously, you gotta get yourself a better lawyer cause she keeps coming out of the court smiling and then shit like this happens. You're starting to look bad here man.
Richards apparently thinks that Sheen set the precedent for having the kids on TV since he had daughter Sam appear on “Two and a Half Men.” She feels that Sam and Lola can only make her show more interesting to watch.
The Sheen source argues that her logic is flawed: “But Sam was only 8 months old at the time, was in a baby basket, and presented as a character for exactly 39 seconds,” the source told the magazine. Since Richards’ rep issued the standard denials, we’ll have to wait it out to see what happens.
Charlie, what the hell were you smoking when you decided that it would be a good idea to marry this fucking bitch??? You're lucky it didn't kill you cause it must have been some pretty strong stuff man. Seriously, you gotta get yourself a better lawyer cause she keeps coming out of the court smiling and then shit like this happens. You're starting to look bad here man.
It's never too early to pimp out your kid.
Ah, good old Hollywood a place of true family values. Hey! look who's on the cover of OK Magazine, it's Tori Spelling. Her daughter was born on June 9th so I guess she's old enough to pimp out. As we all know OK Magazine is notorious for paying huge bucks for baby pictures and exclusives. Can you imagine how much that bitch Jolie is going to get??? Anyway, they also have an article with her blabbering some gibberish about babies:
"She's a miracle," Spelling tells OK!. "I was on one pill and wasn't feeling well, so I went off of it. Two days later, the doctor put me on another, and on that one day, we conceived. It was meant to be!"
"My first thought was, 'My god, she's so beautiful,'" Tori gushes. "My second thought was, 'Oh my god, she has black hair! Where did that come from?' [laughs] Liam has blonde hair and is very fair. She was born with black hair, very tan."Tori continues, "I never thought I'd have a daughter. Dean's first child [Jack] is a boy and then we had Liam and I thought, 'Because I'm so girly-girly, I'll have all boys.' "
...my God I think I'm going to be sick. Oh and Tori, how girly-girly can you be with dude's face? Just wondering.
"She's a miracle," Spelling tells OK!. "I was on one pill and wasn't feeling well, so I went off of it. Two days later, the doctor put me on another, and on that one day, we conceived. It was meant to be!"
"My first thought was, 'My god, she's so beautiful,'" Tori gushes. "My second thought was, 'Oh my god, she has black hair! Where did that come from?' [laughs] Liam has blonde hair and is very fair. She was born with black hair, very tan."Tori continues, "I never thought I'd have a daughter. Dean's first child [Jack] is a boy and then we had Liam and I thought, 'Because I'm so girly-girly, I'll have all boys.' "
...my God I think I'm going to be sick. Oh and Tori, how girly-girly can you be with dude's face? Just wondering.
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