Nick Hogan crashes his car again?

Seriously, who the hell gave this guy his license back? Do they even have laws in California??? Nick wrecked another one in LA last night. Fortunately he didn't destroy anyone's life this time. In what could only be classified as "figures" he was coming back from a fund raiser for a group called "Keep On Track". A group that promotes safe driving. Jesus Christ people why does Hulk keep giving this moron cars? WTF! He'll probably be back on the road by tomorrow.

The Salahi's got to the President.

Man heads are going to roll for this one. As you've no doubt heard, Michaele and Tariq Salahi aspiring reality TV stars crashed a formal dinner at the White House. They got their pictures taken with the Vice President and several world leaders. Secret Service really dropped the ball on this one. i don't have to tell you what could have happened in a different scenario. Here's the best part. Although the White House denied it at first, they did in fact meet and greet the President. The photo showed up on the internet today. You knew that was going to happen. Talk about gross deriliction of duty! The other world representatives must surly be doubtful of our ability to ensure their safety. Unbelieveable.

Tiger Woods is married to a crazy woman.

The tabloids published a story about Tiger Woods having an affair. Personally, I don't buy it. It's the bloody tabloids they make up crap all the time but his life did. In a heated argument yesterday she scratched his face up. When he attemped to escape by getting into his car she came after him with a golf club. He was a little disoriented from medication he took and plowed his car into a fire hydrant. Wow man, time to change the locks on the door! Although I like the part with the golf club, live by the sword die by the sword.

Tawny Kitean formally charged with DUI

I should move to California since no matter what you do you can only be arrested for one crime. Tawny was pulled over in September and has now been charged with DUI. However she put a new spin on it. She wasn't drinking, she was popping pills. Is this the only thing these people know how to do to get their names in the paper? DUI the official crime for washed up has beens!

Ving Rhames is on the IRS list now.

Ok now the Controller is noticing a pattern. Now the IRS says that Ving Rhames is the latest celebrity to owe them back taxes. How much are they trying to squeeze out of him? Over 491 thousand dollars. I think I've figured out how the Obama administration is going to pay for its health care bill. By sucking it out of Hollywood. Well A-listers, you wanted him, you pushed for him, you created this god worship for him and you got him elected. Now he's in, turned on you and taking your cash. Remember when Mr. Socialist was talking about "sharing the wealth"? Bet you didn't think it applied to you. Suckers!

Tila Tequilia is out of her damn mind.

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Rob Kardashian is dating a porn star...I hate my life.

Rob Kardashian is dating porn star Lisa Ann leading me to ask the burning question, "why the hell is his family famous again"? I really need that explained to me. Anyway, she doesn't see marriage as a possibility. She says that she hasnt met his family yet because you don't bring porn stars home to meet the family. Jesus Christ. YES YOU DO!!! God man if I was dating a friggin porn star I'd be at Thanksgiving dinner with the family right now making them wish they were me! Stupid! By the way happy Thanksgiving everybody.

Donny Osmond wins Dancing with the Stars...shocker.

Last night Donny Osmond won Dancing with the Stars.  I can't say I'm too surprised.  Kind of saw that one from the first episode.  Seems to be a huge popularity contest to me.  Mya was clearly better but didn't have much personality.  Frankly I thought Kelly Osbourne should have won.  She really gave it her all and improved the most.  She has a lot to be proud of.  I hope she comes back next season.

Megan Fox is a frakking bitch.

The war between Michael Bay and Megan Fox continues.  It started back in September when in an interview Megan Fox compared Michael Bay (the guy who MADE her) to Hitler.  Then unidentified studio workers posted an open letter defending Bay and telling what Fox is really like on the set.  Nothing suprising there.  Last night Michael Bay had a Transformers reunion party for the cast and crew.  Guess who was not invited.  For those of you who missed it, here's a copy of the letter by the studio employees.  It's a damn good read:

Crew Letter Originally Posted on MichaelBay.com:


This is an open letter to all Michael Bay fans. We are three crew members that have worked with Michael for the past ten years. Last week we read the terrible article with inflammatory, truly trashing quotes by the Ms. Fox about Michael Bay. This letter is to set a few things straight.

Yes, Megan has great eyes, a tight stomach we spray with glycerin, and an awful silly Marilyn Monroe tattoo plastered on her arm that we cover up to keep the moms happy.

Michael found this shy, inexperienced girl, plucked her out of total obscurity thus giving her the biggest shot of any young actresses' life. He told everyone around to just trust him on his choice. He granted her the starring role in Transformers, a franchise that forever changed her life; she became one of the most googled and oogled women on earth. She was famous! She was the next Angelina Jolie, hooray! Wait a minute, two of us worked with Angelina - second thought - she's no Angelina. You see, Angelia is a professional.

We know this quite intimately because we've had the tedious experience of working with the dumb-as-a-rock Megan Fox on both Transformers movies. We've spent a total of 12 months on set making these two movies.

We are in different departments; we can't give our names because sadly doing so in Hollywood could lead to being banished from future Paramount work. One of us touches Megan's panties, the other has the often shitty job of pulling Ms. Sour pants out of her trailer, while another is near the Panaflex camera that helps to memorialize the valley girl on film.

Megan has the press fooled. When we read those magazines we wish we worked with that woman. Megan knows how to work her smile for the press. Those writers should try being on set for two movies, sadly she never smiles. The cast, crew and director make Transformers a really fun and energetic set. We've traveled around the world together, so we have never understood why Megan was always such - the grump of the set?

When facing the press, Megan is the queen of talking trailer trash and posing like a porn star. And yes we've had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it's very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option. But make-up beware, she has a paragraph tattooed to her backside (probably due her rotten childhood) easily another 45 minutes in the chair!

So when the three of us caught wind of Ms Fox, pontificating yet again in some publication (like she actually has something interesting to say) blabbing her trash mouth about a director whom we three have grown to really like. She compared working with Michael, to "working with Hitler". We actually don't think she knows who Hitler is by the way. But we wondered how she doesn't realize what a disgusting, fully uneducated comment this was? Well, here let's get some facts straight.

Say what you want about Michael - yes at times he can be hard, but he's also fun, and he challenges everyone for a reason - he simply wants people to bring their 'A' game. He comes very prepared, knows exactly what he wants, involves the crew and expects everyone to follow through with his or her best, and that includes the actors. He's one of the hardest working directors out there.

He gets the best from his crews, many of whom have worked with him for 15 years. And yes, he's loyal, one of the few directors we've encountered who lowered his fee by millions to keep Transformers in the United States and California, so he could work with his own crew.

Megan says that Transformers was an unsafe set? Come on Megan, we know it is a bit more strenuous then the playground at the trailer park, but you don't insult one of the very best stunt and physical effects teams in the business! Not one person got hurt!

And who is the real Megan Fox? She is very different than the academy nominee and winning actors we've all worked around. She's as about ungracious a person as you can ever fathom. She shows little interest in the crew members around her. We work to make her look good in every way, but she's absolutely never appreciative of anyone's hard work. Never a thank you. All the crewmembers have stopped saying hi to Ms. Princess because she never says hello back. It gets tiring. Many think she just really hates the process of being an actress.

Megan has been late to the sets many times. She goes through the motions that make her exude this sense of misery. We've heard the A.D's piped over the radio that Megan won't walk from her trailer until John Turturro walks first! John's done seventy-five movies and she's made two!

Never expect Megan to attend any of the 15 or so crew parties like all the other actors have. And then there's the classless night she blew off The Royal Prince of Jordan who made a special dinner for all the actors. She doesn't know that one of the grips daughters wanted to visit their daddy's work to meet Megan, but he wouldn't let them come because he told them "she is not nice."

The press certainly doesn't know her most famous line. On our first day in Egypt, the Egyptian government wouldn't let us shoot because of a permit problem as the actors got ready in make up at the Four Seasons Hotel. Michael tried to make the best of it; he wanted to take the cast and crew on a private tour of the famous Giza pyramids. God hold us witness, Megan said, "I can't believe Michael is [frick]ing forcing us to go to the [frick]ing pyramids!" I guess this is the "Hitler guy" she is referring to.

So this is the Megan Fox you don't get to see. Maybe she will learn, but we figure if she can sling insults, then she can take them too. Megan really is a thankless, classless, graceless, and shall we say unfriendly bitch. It's sad how fame can twist people, and even sadder that young girls look up to her. If only they knew who they're really looking up to.

But 'Fame' is fleeting. We, being behind the scenes, seen em' come and go. Hopefully Michael will have Megatron squish her character in the first ten minutes of Transformers 3. We can tell you that will make the crew happy!

-Loyal Transformers Crew

Like I said, nothing here that really suprises me.  Could it be believable that she treats people like dirt.  Hell yeah it is!  She's a stuck up bitch and her last movie bombed big time.  She may be able to pose for magazines but nobody is going to pay $12 or more to see someone who clearly can't act.  Oh, and nice move biting the hand that feed you.

Adam Lambert becomes even more of a douchebag than he already was.

The Prima Donna was in usual form on the AMA awards on Sunday trying to shock everyone with his "look at me I'm gay!" antics.  Apart from makes out with other dudes, dragging a woman by the leg across the stage and falling over himself he then had another guy in bondage gear on his knees simulating a blow job on him.  But hey, that's what I always respected about Lambert, he's all about class.  Offensive must = record sales now.  His "performance" was beyond disgusting.  Doing offensive things on state and calling himself an "artist".  No Adam, your desperate ploy for attention was pathetic. 

Michael Jackson's glove acutioned.

The iconic glove was bought by Hoffman Ma of Hong Kong for 350 thousand dollars. Throw in taxes and fees and that shoots it up to 420 thousand. Would have been nice to keep it in America but what can you do?

I wish New Moon would have had stock options.

Opening weekend is almost over and the cash machine that is new moon continues to rake it in. Although is has not beaten Dark Knight or Spiderman 3, its made enough to buy a small country. So far this baby's made 140.7 million dollars. Not a bad investment for a movie that cost 30 million to make. Wish I could have gotten a piece of that sweet action.

Michael Phelps is on the IRS list.

Man these guys are going after everybody. The IRS says thar Phelps owes then over 20 thousand dollars in back taxes. Who the hell has been running the IRS all this time where only now they're finding out that nobody's been paying their taxes for the last several years??? A better question is why didn't Phelps just write them a damn check? With all of his endorsements this guy is worth 50 friggin million dollars! How much pot has he been doing?!?

New Moon makes a crap load of money...bet you didn't see that coming.

Last night was a special midnight screening of New Moon and man did people line up for it.  In one night the film racked in 26.3 million dollars.  It's official, I'm in the wrong line of work.  Here's the best part, 39% of the "Twi-hards" polled admitted that they were skipping school or work today to see the movie.  That may be a little extreme but I'm not one to talk I can be a little passionate about particular film myself (was there opening night for Interview With The Vampire).  Looks like I may have to see this film after all.  Millions of screaming fanatics can't all be wrong (unless it's Germany 1936).  I just hope this doesn't turn out like Paranormal Activity that one ended up boring the living hell out of me.  All hype, no content.

Joe Francis is fighting "the man"!

Never one to take a law suit lying down Joe Francis is fighting back against the IRS tax lien against him.  TMZ has learned that Joe filed in federal court today requesting that the judge release his bank accounts that were frozen when the IRS claimed that he owed them an ungodly $33,819,087.14.  Joe's got about 100 million in the banks that he kind of needs before he goes bankrupt.  Joe's always getting dragged into court by people trying to get his cash and he always beats them.  Continue your winning streak Joe!  The Controller is pulling for you!

James Van Der Beek is filing for divorce.

James Van Der Beek and his wife Heather have filed for divorce after almost six years of marriage which I believe is practically a record breaker for celebrities.  Eonline reports:


Van Der Beek, 32, cited irreconcilable differences as the reason for the split, according to the petition filed Nov. 13 in Los Angeles Superior Court.

The once very cute couple tied the knot in July 2003. They did not have children together.

After stringing together a series of TV appearances, including guest spots on Criminal Minds, How I Met Your Mother and Medium (he plays a great creep), Van Der Beek recently landed a role on ABC's freshman drama The Forgotten.

At least they didn't have any children.  That always gets nasty in a divorce, least this way they can both walk away from it. 

Father of Michael Jackson accuser commits suicide.

Let's go back in time.  It's 1994 and Evan Chandler a dentist accuses Michael Jackson of molesting his son.  After the litigation goes on a bit Jackson's attorney's advise him to settle out of court.  Jackson does not want to do it, he wants his name cleared but he agrees.  Chandler walks away with 22 million dollars and Michael Jackson's good name is destroyed.  A stigma became attached to him that no act of charity could erase.  Jackson is never the same while Chandler gets millions.

I'm not a huge believer in karma but this guy makes a good argument for it.  Chandler had to get multiple plastic surgeries to alter his appearance and became increasing paranoid due to threats from Jackson fans.  Then he got cancer and finally he killed himself with a gunshot to the head. 

Interestingly enough, there are some people on the internet that are calling this the "Jackson Curse".
Karma?  Retribution?  What do you think?

A Miley Cyrus tour bus flips over.

The driver of a Miley Cyrus tour bus was killed this morning when it flipped over on its side.  Associated Press reports:

Virginia State Police say one person was killed when a tour bus belonging to Miley Cyrus overturned, but the 16-year-old "Hannah Montana" star was not on board.


Sgt. Thomas Molnar says the bus overturned around 8:15 a.m. Friday on Interstate 85 in Dinwiddie, in central Virginia.

One of the other nine passengers had minor injuries. Police would not identify those aboard.

That's about all we know so far.  I'll keep you posted. 

The Vatican hates New Moon.

Wow, with how they felt about Harry Potter and the DaVinci Code I bet you never saw that one coming.  Let's hear from Monsignor Franco Perazzolo!

"This film is nothing more than a moral vacuum with a deviant message and as such should be of concern," warns the Vatican's culture council leader, Monsignor Franco Perazzolo, in a statement timed to the release of New Moon.


"This theme of vampires in Twilight combines a mixture of excesses that, as ever, is aimed at young people and gives a heavy esoteric element," he continues.

The Vatican: Judging you and how you should think since 380 A.D.

Oprah's calling it quits.

In a move the gives me hope for the world Oprah has announced to her staff that she will be ending her show in September of 2011. After a 25 year run it's about friggin time. I look forward to a time where I can turn on the TV and not see her self righteous puss telling America what to think, read, and just about every thing else. God I'm sick at the sight of her. Now go away and continue your 30 year love affair with ham. It must be Friday, I'm feeling good now!

Nicolas Cage is an idiot.

Nicolas Cage may be a great actor but he seriously needs to get his head adjusted. Here's something I didn't know, he's a good will ambassador for the United Nation for drugs and crime. Interesting choice but I digress. Nick traveled to Kenya today to visit Shimo La Tewa prison in the costal town of Mombosa. He wanted to meet with Somali pirates imprisoned there and "get to know their stories so he could understand them better". Nick, what the hell is wrong with you? Here's what you need to understand. They're a bunch of drugged out AK-47 weilding murderers who should have not been taken alive. If you were on a merchant vessel and these guys were on board I'd like to see how far your "talking it out" gets you. Not far Nick, not far. By the way while you're over there rapping with your hijack happy new buddies you should be aware that the Feds are cleaning out all your stuff from your houses. Just a little FYI...dolt.

Martha Stewart goes after Rachael Ray

Martha Stewart was interviewed by Dateline which will air tonight and she took a swipe at Rachael Ray.  We all saw this one coming.  She says:

"Well, to me, she professed that she could—cannot bake," the ice queen begins. "She just did a new cookbook, which is just a reedit of a lot of her old recipes. And that's not good enough for me.


"Rachael is different," Stewart goes on. "She is more of an entertainer…with her bubbly personality, than she is teacher, like me. That's not what she's professing to be."

English translation:  No talent HACK.  About time somebody said something about Ray.  It didn't take long for me to realize that this idiot couldn't boil an egg without instructions and her personality is by far the most irritating that I have ever seen in my life.  I could write volumes on how much I hate her guts.  Take her down Martha!  Take her down!

John Kerry's daughter gets popped for DUI.

Alexandra Kerry got busted by the cops last night for DUI.  She was released after paying $5,000 bail money.  Looks like she blew a .06 and the limit is .08 so it's up in the air as to whether or not the case will be persued.  Kerry is a producer and has had small acting roles thus proving what I've been saying for years.  You are NOBODY in Los Angeles until you've been arrested for DUI.  It is a Hollywood law that is set in stone, don't fight it.

Robert Pattinson is the devil.

Robert Pattinson has proved that he is the spawn of Satan and truly has the power to control minds and bodies...man, I wish I was him.  Here's what he had to say about his powers over the fans:

"It was after a period of signing 500 signatures, and one of [the fans] just came up. You kind of get 10 seconds with each person and you never really say anything, and I kind of got bored of saying, 'Hey, how are you doing?' And [the fan] said in her 10 seconds, 'What can I do to get your attention?' I was like, 'Um, just take your clothes off.' And she stood there and frantically started taking her clothes off and got dragged out of the room by security. I never felt more terrible."


....Robert....these are the problems you want to have.

Now the IRS is after Joe Francis, this is getting out of control.

The IRS's reign of terror continues, now they're after Joe Francis.  The feds are claiming that Joe owes them three years worth of back taxes to the total of  $33,819,087.14!   Joe says it's a crock of crap because he sees it as retaliation for the tax lawsuit he just won and now they're using an obscure 20 year old law to try to even the score.  Personally, I'm inclined to believe Joe for two reasons.  First, this is the bloody IRS we're talking about.  They'd shoot their own grandmothers to get her social security check and let's face it, they're having a bit of a field day right now.  Second, every time someone slaps Joe Francis with a lawsuit he always gets out of it because they're always BS and Joe is not stupid.  Unfortunately,  I don't think Joe is going to get out of this one.  The IRS is hammering him so badly that he's said that tomorrow he will declare personal bankruptcy.  Good luck Joe.

What the hell is going on??? Faye Dunaway is broke too???

Ok, I don't care what they're saying on the news about the economy getting better because it's total BS. Faye Dunaway's landlord has got a lawyer and he's filing the necessaery papers to have her evicted from her NYC home. He says that she owes him over a thousand dollars in back rent. This is getting WAY out of control. I'm pulling for you Faye!

Shauna Sand is advising Carrie Prejean to sell the sex tape.

Shauna Sand sent a letter to Carrie Prejean advising her to sell the sex tape of her engaged in auto-erotic action.  She told TMZ:

I told Steven that I wanted to eliminate any compensation to the third party since it was my movie that I not only starred in, but also directed and added the music to. I also told him that I wanted to be involved in the marketing of the movie as I really cared about it.



I'm really glad I made that decision. I'm proud of my body and of the passion that I felt during the making of the movie which became "Shauna Sand Exposed."


Why don't you consider taking control yourself and handle this situation on your own terms so that you are in the driver's seat. It all starts with a telephone call to Steven to find out what your options are. I'd be happy to talk to you one-on-one about how I did it.

Carrie should be grateful I mean really, who better to get sex tape advice from but the Queen of Self Porn!...hang on a sec, did she say that she directed and added music to it???

Nice going America...you pissed off Clint Eastwood.

Clint Eastwood was interviewed by CQ magazine and Clint, never a man to mince words got straight to the point about what he thought was wrong with the country.

"[The U.S. is] becoming more juvenile as a nation. The guys who won World War II and that whole generation have disappeared, and now we have a bunch of teenage twits,”  "It's just ... everybody's so screwed up. It seems like our country's in kind of a morbid mood, because of the recession or whatever."

I think morbid is putting it mildly Clint, but I for one totally agree with you.  Clint tells it like it is.  Then again, it's not like I'm helping the problem over here is it?

Today in WTF?

Good morning! The first story of the day is a baffling one. TMZ is reporting that Rod Stewart is being sued by the law firm that has been representing him for the past 20 years for back legal fees the amount they want is in excess of three million three hundred thousand dollars. This leaves the rather obivious question: Who the hell would represent someone for so long and allow a bill to run that high!?! Something's fishy here. I'll be keeping an eye on this one.

Lindsay Lohan is going to steal your shit!

Lindsay's out to grab your stuff again (what the frak is wrong with this clepto???  Seriously, who the hell keeps inviting her things!?!)  this time she struck at  last Thursday’s launch of Jermaine Dupri’s new watch line “NuPop” at Kitson in West Hollywood.  Ok, here's the skinny, she's paid to be there and told that she can have $500 bucks worth of free stuff.  First mistake in my book.  That's like opening up a flood gate you can't close.  She managed to get them up to $1,000.  However (I knew you saw this one coming), she proceeded to grab $15,000 dollars worth of stuff before anyone managed to stop her.  When told that she went a little over she responded that Pascal (jewelry designer Pascal Mouawad) would handle it because she was the only celebrity there.  Pascal, not being an idiot said "no" so of course being the mature young lady she is she went into her usual insanity mode.  Lindsy no likey when she no getty. 

Personally I would have slapped the bitch and thrown her out but they finally agreed to let her have $2,000 worth of stuff.  Even with that she still tried to con a Kitson employee who was helping her by insisting that she knew that it was ok if she took everything that was left at the boutique.  In exchange she would come back for the bags the next so the paps could take photos of it....great deal.

It didn't even end there!  One of her friends got involved and said that it was the least Kitson could do for such a loyal customer!  Ok, so let's make sure I've got this straight.  The shoplifter is a loyal customer...that's never going to stand up in court.

New Moon Party last night.

The stars of the new movie New Moon were on the red carpet last night in Los Angeles.  As you would expect it was NUTS with fans all over the place.  The stars were a bit overwhelmed.  Robert Pattinson commented that with all the fans he needs a disguise to go out.  Kristen Stewart commented on the energy of the fans and that it was a once in a lifetime experience.  It was a total media festival with mostly female fans desperately trying to get close to their fans.  The movie comes out on Friday November 20th.  One of these days I'm going to have to rent the first one to find out what the hell all of this hype is about.  Haven't seen anything this bad since Harry Potter came out.

Ken Ober dies.

Ken Ober the former host of the 1987 MTV show "Remote Control" passed away over the weekend of unknown causes he was 52.  He had beens complaining of flu symptoms.  Interpret that any way you want.

MTV, if you're reading this I've got one thing to say to you....YOU FRAKKING BASTARDS!!!  You started with Remote Control and you just wouldn't stop until you took the M out of MTV!  Now your once rockin station has been reduced to a graveyard for reality show rejects...I HOPE YOU'RE SATISFIED!!!

(Sorry, had to get that one off my chest.  It's been building up for about 20 years or so.)

Extortionist douchebag turns himself into police.

Edis Kayalar is a German douchebag who tried to extort Cindy Crawford and her family to the tune of 100K.  Kayalar got his hands on an old photograph of Crawford's daughter (who was 7 at the time) tied and gagged to a chair.  The nanny says it was part of a cops and robbers game.  It's one of those photos that could be misinterpreted and blown WAY out of proportion.  Cindy decided not to play ball and called the cops (always a prudent move).   Feeling the heet Kayalar turned himself in to the police in Stuttgart late yesterday.  Did he really think he was going to get away with that one???...I guess he did....stupid.

Ok, so it looks like Zsa Zsa isn't the only one with an IRS problem.

Former Backstreet Boy Aaron Carter's got some problems with the government only much...MUCH worse.  He owes them over a million frakking dollars!!!  IRS, you can have this one..."baby, bye, bye, bye!!!)

...oh, and he got kicked off of dancing with the stars too.

Zsa Zsa's got problems with the IRS.

Zsa Zsa Gabor (who is an astonishing 92 years old) has a few problems with the IRS.  It seems that Kevin Bacon wasn't the only celebrity who got taken by Bernard Madoff, Zsa Zsa and her husband were too.  And by were, I mean to the tune os 7 million dollars....wow.  If that wasn't bad enough, now the IRS says that she owes them over 118K.  The Gabor's are working out a payment plan with them as we speak.  I'm all for paying your taxes but isn't going after a 92 year old woman who has just lost a significant chunk of her fortune seem a little heavy handed to you? ...and they say the economy is getting better, yeah right.

Janey Jackson points the finger.

Janet Jackson has gone on the record to blame the man she sees as responsible for her brothers death, Dr. Conrad Murray. Bet you didn't see that one coming. OK I knew you did. Further she says that he shouldn't be allowed to practice medicine and that Michael is always on her mind. I have to agree with Janet here. The good doctor has been less than forthcoming with accounting for his role that terrible day. This case is far from over.

TLC is damaging John Gosselin's reputation???

John Gosselin is suing TLC for a cool 5 million. He claims that TLC has damaged his reputation and hurt his financial income by not allowing him to work on other projects. Gosselin claims that anyone he tries to deal with is warded off by TLC. Please keep it in mind that TLC was already suing him first for breach of contract. Hell, they want 175K from him! Now I can certainly understand the loss of income bit, John knows that wheels and bimbos cost mucho dinero but damaged his reputation? Give me a break! I didn,t even know he still had a reputation to ruin. This dude could become a armed robber and it would only improve his reputation.

Nick Hogan is still a frakking douchebag.

Nick Hogan was shooting his mouth off again this time for Life and Style. He told them that even now he still has nightmares about prison. Do I even need to say that he never said why he was serving his rather light sentence or mention John Graziano? Boo hoo Nick, Jesus, are we supposed to feel sorry for this guy?!? Hey Nick! At least you CAN still have nightmares! You know who can't? John Graziano! God you make me sick! We cannot help but to wonder how is it that he manages to sleep with himself long enough TO have a nightmare???

The Control Room has now been reactivated.

After a long haitus The Control Room is now back in action. The Bunker is secured and powered up ready for action. Its been quite a long time, my apologies but Hollywoods fanatical god worship that was the elections of last year left me quite disallusioned. My god I haven't seen anything like that since Nuremberg 1936 and we all know what became of that. Anyway things seem to have calmed down now our favorite celebrities have not been idle. Lets activate survellience and see what we can see...