Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Ann Hathaway decides to get the fuck out of Dodge.

Ann Hathaway broke up with her boyfriend Raffaello Follieri over the weekend. I can't say I'm surprised. People.com reports:

The longtime couple are "for now, not together," says a source close to Hathaway, 25. (The actress's rep declined to comment.) Adds the source: "They are always breaking up and getting back together, so the fact that they broke up this time around doesn't strike me as anything new. They are passionate people – and just like any relationship, people get together, break up and get back together again. This breakup is one in a long line of previous breakups, so I don't think it's anything significant." It has been an especially rocky few months for Follieri, 29, who is under investigation by the New York State Attorney General's office, which has no record of IRS tax disclosure forms necessary for his charitable Follieri Foundation. Last month, the Manhattan District Attorney's office declined to prosecute Follieri after his arrest in April for allegedly writing a $215,000 bad check. "They dated for four years," says a source close to Follieri. "He loves her. He cares deeply for her. It's a shame."

C'mon Ann, stand by your man! Nothing says "I love you" like spending your spare time shredding incriminating evidence!

Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Billy Ray Cyrus is still trying to talk himself out of a jam.

Billy Ray Cyrus is still trying to weasel his way out that whole Vanity Fair photo shoot debacle. Access Hollywood reports:


Setting the record straight, Billy Ray Cyrus once again confirmed he was not around when his daughter, Miley, posed provocatively for Vanity Fair and famed photographer Annie Leibovitz.
During a new interview with Access Hollywood on Tuesday, Billy Ray said he was not on the set when his 15-year-old daughter wrapped herself in a blanket for the now infamous shots.
“I wasn’t there when they took the controversial photograph,” Billy Ray told Access. “I took my picture with Miley and then had to go catch a flight, so I wasn’t there.”


Am I the only one out there that doesn't think that his version has quite the ring of truth to it? You knew Billy, you knew. And get a life of your own you one hit wonder.

Wednesday, June 11, 2008

Hulk Hogan is so detached from reality it makes me want to vomit.

Just when I think this jerkoff can't get any worse he goes that extra mile. Father of year was on Larry King last night and said the following about his son's crash victim John Graziano:

Hulk said he felt Nick's accident, which put friend John Graziano in a vegetative state, was God's plan to make John a better person.

Do I really need to go any further than that. Holy crap man, is anyone in that family capable to taking any responsibility??? Let me make sure I'm keeping score according to both Nick and Hulk this accident was the fault of:

1. The other driver.
2. John Graziano (for being in the car).
3. John Graziano (for not wearing a seat belt).
4. God.

Am I leaving anyone out???

...oh and by the way he called Nick's drag racing "precision driving"...stupid fuck.

Monday, June 9, 2008

Clint Eastwood doesn't put up with Spike Lee's shit.

Old Spiko wants to rewrite history by criticising Clint Eastwood's film about Iwo Jima. Spike wanted more black dudes who werent there. Clint doesn't put up with that revisionist crap. Access Hollywood reports:


LOS ANGELES, Calif. --
Spike Lee has hit back at Clint Eastwood’s recent suggestion to “shut his face,” by claiming the Oscar winner sounds like “an angry old man.”
“First of all, the man is not my father and we’re n

ot on a plantation either,” he told ABCNews.com. “He’s a great director. He makes his films, I make my films. The thing about it though, I didn’t personally attack him. And a comment like ‘a guy like that should shut his face’ — come on Clint, come on. He sounds like an angry old man right there.”


Lee seemed to start what has now become a public exchange of criticism in May at the Cannes Film Festival, by calling out Eastwood for his lack of black faces in his two World War II films — “Flags of our Fathers” and “Letters from Iwo Jima.”


“He did two films about Iwo Jima back to back and there was not one black soldier in both of those films,” Lee told reporters last month. “Many veterans, African Americans, who survived that war are upset at Clint Eastwood. In his vision of Iwo Jima, Negro soldiers did not exist. Simple as that. I have a different version.”


On Friday, Eastwood’s response ran in UK newspaper The Guardian. The veteran actor and director claimed Lee was not up on his facts when he made the comments
Eastwood said there were black troops in Iwo Jima, “but they didn’t raise the flag. The story is ‘Flags of Our Fathers,’ the famous flag-raising picture, and they didn’t do that.”
“If I go ahead and put an African American actor in there, people’d go, ‘This guy’s lost his mind.’ I mean, it’s not accurate,” Eastwood added.


I'm with Clint on this one and frankly somebody needs to tell Spike Lee to shut the fuck up. Ok, I'll do it...Spike, SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!

Wednesday, June 4, 2008

Dear Lindsay...

YOU'RE NOT A LESBIAN!!! STOP MAKING AN IDIOT OF YOURSELF BY PULLING STUNTS LIKE THIS IN A PATHETICALLY OBIVIOUS ATTEMPT TO SALVAGE YOUR DEAD CAREER! IT'S NOT WORKING!!!

...stupid.

K-Fed is father of the year!

Voted father of the year by a club in Vegas what better endorsement could you ask for? People reports:

Sources tell PEOPLE he will be awarded the title during a presentation at the club. The unofficial honor is Federline's second such recognition in a relatively short time. Last November, Details magazine also anointed him father of the year – an honor he shared with onetime Anna Nicole Smith boyfriend Larry Birkhead.

Of course considering that his ex-wife is Britney and he was up against Larry Birkhead I guess I can see how they chose him.

Candy Spelling makes me want to vomit.

Just what she needed MORE CASH! TMZ reports:

TMZ Vegas spies tell us over the weekend, Candy Dandy was playing the high limit slots (up to $1,000 a pull) at the Bellagio Hotel when she cleaned the clock of a one-armed bandit to the tune of $180,000. To put this in perspective, $180 grand to her is like $8 bucks in our world.So you think lightning only strikes once? Exactly one year ago in Vegas, Candy -- whose fortune is estimated at $600 mil -- won $200,000 at -- yes, the Bellagio. And yes, on the slots. She was actually up $350,000 at one point but couldn't walk away.

Why G-d WHY????

Monday, June 2, 2008

Ted Kennedy is more important than you!

As we all know Ted Kennedy has brain cancer and now he's got the finest doctors in the country working on his surgery. Big shock there. MSNBC.com reports.

Kennedy said he selected a team of neuro-oncologists from Boston’s Massachusetts General Hospital and Duke University Medical Center.

The hospital at Duke is on the north side of the campus of the elite private college in Durham, about 30 minutes west of the state capital in Raleigh. The brain tumor research center at Duke is conducting several clinical trials in malignant glioma.

Aside from several television trucks parked outside, there was little sign that a notable patient was inside.

Friedman is “one of the thought leaders” and a giant in the field of neuro-oncology, said Dr. Otis Brawley, chief medical officer of the American Cancer Society, speaking from Chicago, where more than 30,000 cancer specialists are attending an American Society of Clinical Oncology conference.

Friedman is chief of the division of neurosurgery in the surgical department at Duke and also co-director of the neuro-oncology department there. His clinical interests are brain tumors, skull-based tumors, peripheral nerve surgery, pituitary tumors and cerebrovascular disaster, according to his resume on the medical center’s Web site.

After his treatment, Kennedy said, “I look forward to returning to the United States Senate and to doing everything I can to help elect Barack Obama as our next president.” Kennedy has endorsed Obama, the front-runner for the Democratic presidential nomination.

Kennedy was hospitalized May 17 at Massachusetts General Hospital after undergoing a seizure at his home on Cape Cod. Doctors later announced that he had a malignant glioma in his left parietal lobe, a brain region that governs sensation but also plays some role in movement and language. A malignant glioma is one of the worst kinds of brain cancer, and malignant gliomas are diagnosed in about 9,000 Americans a year.

Maybe I'm just in a bad mood today but you got to love the way that the dude who invented "scuba driving" is getting such top notch care. Of all the people in the United States who have brain cancer this guy gets the best doctors to try to save his live. Are you fucking kidding me???? You know Ted, if there is an afterlife there's a woman out there at the bottom of a lake who got cheated out of her life who I'm sure would love to talk to you.

Clooney's ex wastes no time being a whore.

Now that Sarah Larson has lost the Cloon she's gone back to what she does best. Being a slut. TMZ reports:


Sarah Larson was red-hot on the town, "dancing seductively" as Vegas Confidential reports, for an ex-boyfriend (not George) at grand opening of Palms Place Hotel and Spa Saturday night. It was the first time she'd been out in public since splitting from Clooney.


I'm sure she'll find something special...or at least a free clinic.

Tatum O'Neal busted for crack. Sure, why not?

Does anyone remember this chick? I understand she got an Oscar at some point in her life but I'll be damned if I remember her. Anyway, the New York Daily News reports

The New York Daily News reported O’Neal, 44, was caught buying crack cocaine from a homeless street vendor three blocks from her home.

A police spokesman said she was seen buying a controlled substance from a man in Manhattan’s Lower East Side, once a crime-infested neighborhood that has become trendy.

O’Neal’s representatives could not be reached for comment. It was unclear when she would go before a judge.

The Daily News, citing unnamed police sources, reported that O’Neal first told police she was “doing research for a part” and changed her story after police searched her and found a bag of crack, a bag of regular cocaine and an unused crack pipe.

“I’ve been clean for a long time,” the Daily News reported her as telling police. “Today was the first time I was relapsing, but you guys saved me. Can you let me go?”

Tatum, I don't think the cops are just "going to let you go". By the way loved your memoir about how you beat drug addiction. You are truly an inspiration to us all.

...and what the hell kind of name is Tatum anyway?!?

Thursday, May 29, 2008

Clay Aiken is the next David Copperfield.

Looks like Clay Aiken manages to get a girl knocked up without touching her! TMZ reports:

Here's what we know. Multiple sources tell us the mother is Jaymes Foster, a record producer and Clay's best friend. He lives at her home when he's in L.A.We're told 50-year-old Foster, who produced several Aiken CDs, is due in August. She's the sister of record mogul David Foster. She divorced a few years back and has no kids. Aiken is 29.We're told Foster was artificially inseminated. But Clay is a lot more than sperm -- we're told he will have an active role in raising the child

Clay, take some advice from Mr. Hollywood. If you're trying to prove to the world that you're NOT gay, this is not the way to do it!!!

George Clooney knows how to ditch the bitch.

He's back on the market again. The Cloon told Sarah Larson (cocktail waitress, stripper, whore etc) to get the fuck out. And people thought she was the one after he took her to the Oscars (1st time he ever went with a girlfriend) and they had that moving motorcycle accident together. Hogwash! The Cloon cannot be tied down to one woman! Long live the Cloon

Bill Murray beats his wife.

Bill Murray's wife Jennifer of 11 years has filed for divorce. She's seeking the standard huge wad of cash and elimination of their prenuptual agreement on the grounds that Bill was a little slap happy. Associated press reports:


The complaint, which doesn't specify instances of Murray's alleged marijuana or alcohol use, alleges he would often leave without telling his wife and says he "travels overseas where he engages in public and private altercations and sexual liaisons."
It also alleges Murray physically abused his wife and last November "hit her in the face and then told her she was `lucky he didn't kill her.'"


Normally this would look like the standard gold digging story but curiously enough Bill's attorney has released a statement stating that he is deeply saddened by the divorce, he and his wife are still committed to their children and he asks that the public respects his privacy at this time. Which I find curious because there was absolutely no mention of the allagations against him. No denial, nothing. Hmmmmm.

Sharon Stone gets in touch with her inner bitch.

Another celebrity washed up has-been is convinced that the whole world needs to hear whatever opinion happens to cross her pinhead mind. This time is Sharon "remember me?" Stone. The lord high douche bag was at the Cannes film festival when she told a reporter that she doesn't think that China is very "nice" to Tibet and that the earthquake was "karma".

You stupid whore.

80,000 dead and 5,000,000 homeless. Sharon you are no Mother Teresa. Needless to say her movies are now banned in China (not that they were worth seeing) she's also been dropped by a few ad agencies. Of course she issued the standard non-heartfelt apology but the damage has already been done. Well, it's not like she was going to get work again anytime soon. I got to agree with China on this one "actors should not get involved in politics". I couldn't agree more.

Friday, May 9, 2008

Vanilla Ice is back on the streets.

Lord knows why but his wife dropped the battery charges and Ice Ice Baby is sprung loose. TMZ reports:


Ice -- real name Robert Van Winkle -- is a free man after the April 10 incident, in which he allegedly kicked and hit his wife Laura. According to the court order, Laura recanted her statement and there were no independent witnesses to the battery, so the case got tossed. We're also told that one witness who did come forward said the incident was only verbal.The Iceman -- repped by power attorneys Bradford Cohen and Joe Lorusso -- also won't have to stay away from wife Laura, as the no contact orders have been pulled.


I don't know about you but I'm going to hole up in my bunker with a bottle of whiskey in one hand and a shotgun in the other until this thing blows over. He's looking a little like Manson to me at this point. Love those crazy eyes!
...his hair sucks too.

Nick Hogan cops out.

Here's some lovely celebrity justice for you, Nick Hogan is copping a plea. TMZ reports:


We're told Hogan will not fight the charge of felony reckless driving involving serious bodily injury. He will plead either guilty or no contest. Sources say no deal has been struck with prosecutors. Hogan will enter an "open plea," meaning the judge will have complete leeway in his sentencing and the victim and his family will have an opportunity to testify at a sentencing hearing on how the crime has affected their lives. The maximum penalty is five years in prison.


Wow a max of 5 years I'm sure he'll get the full amount of time (6 months suspended sentence or 2 years community service). You can't place a price on destroying someone's live. Oh wait, celebrity justice can...5 years. That's worth a lifetime of brain damage and never having a life again. I'm so glad they keep things in perspective in Hollywood.

Monday, April 14, 2008

Holy Crap! Marilyn Monroe has a sex tape!?!?

I probably shouldn't be this shocked. Fox News reports:

"A copy of the 15 minute, 16 mm film was purchased by a New York businessman who plans to lock it up, memorabilia collector Keya Morgan told the paper. The original film is reportedly held by the FBI and still remains classified.
The flick, reportedly shot in the 1950s, shows the blonde bombshell engaging in oral sex with an unidentified male. Former FBI Director J. Edgar Hoover reportedly had his agents spend weeks trying to ascertain whether the man was either John F. Kennedy or Robert F. Kennedy, the paper said.
The black-and-white film shows the actress on her knees in front of the man, Morgan told the paper. The collector said he found the film while doing research for a Monroe documentary.
Heavily redacted, declassified FBI documents from the 1960s talk about a "French-type" film starring the late actress, who died in 1962 from an overdose of prescription drugs."

Wow! I'm friggin amazed that this thing managed to stay under the radar for so long! I'll lay (sorry) odds on that it was one of the Kennedys. Man that must have been mind blowing!(sorry).

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Courtney Love loves drugs!

TMZ.com has got some pics of Courtney Love with a big bag "o" prescription drugs. Draw your own conclusions on this one.

Wednesday, April 9, 2008

Barron Hilton shows up at court

...and pleads no contest. TMZ reports:


A judge has ordered that 18-year-old Barron go the way of sister-in-crime Lindsay Lohan and visit the L.A. County Morgue. He was also placed on three years probation and had his license yanked for a year.Hilton was arrested in February after cops say he drove drunk, showed them a fake ID and rammed his car into a Malibu gas station employee.


Must run in the family. I wonder what grandpa Hilton must think. Barron, you're STUPID!!!...and you're kind of ugly too, Jesus man. Lucky you got money dude.

Brad Pitt is either full of himself or broke

The Pitt-Jolie's are in Texas to shoot a film and the Bradster sent his people to rent a house for him but he wanted a slight discount. People magazine reports:


Pitt’s people balked at the price. Sources familiar with the inquiry say that Pitt was interested in the Litton House, a 2,600-square-foot residence separate from the main property, which costs about $2,000 a night. Pitt's offer, via the production company, was reportedly only $3,000 for a 30-day stay. That's a whopping 95 percent discount. (The Jolie-Pitt’s opted instead to rent a house near the shooting location.)


Why would Pitt need to cut costs? It’s got nothing to do with his expanding brood, but rather the budget for “Tree of Life.” Despite the film’s big-name stars, “Tree” is more indie film than anything, and gained early notoriety when Pitt stepped in to fill the role that was supposed to have been played by Heath Ledger. In fact, most of the cast and crew are staying in rented homes in historic Smithville, Texas, according to the source.


Interesting no? I know they have half the children in the free world but there's no way they could be hard up for cash is there? I'm willing to entertain any theories here.

Monday, April 7, 2008

R.I.P. Charlton Heston

As we all know by now Charlton Heston passed away over the weekend. No words can describe this actor whose life and career spanned so many decades. He was larger than life and loved by all that knew him. He was one of Hollywoods few remaining all time greats and his roles were timeless. He played a disciple of God in several films and now God has taken him home. Good bye Charlton and thank you.

Friday, April 4, 2008

Make sure your daughters read this, Jamie Lynn Spears turns 17 tomorrow

Pregnant and still jailbait Jamie Lynn Spears turns 17 tomorrow. This girl is clearly the role model for the future of America. Is there anything left on the planet that a Spears' could do that would surprise anyone anymore? Maybe in the future her daughter will out do them all and get pregnant at 13.

Tom Cruise doesn't like it when you name drugs after him.

We probably should have seen this one coming. If you live in California and need to get really mellow just take a walk on down to the local cannabis club and score yourself a pack of "Tom Cruise Purple". That's right somebody came up with a new strain of weed that's super strong and is being marketed in a pack with a picture of Tom Cruise laughing manically on it. Needless to say Tom is pissed. Then Tom gets pissed Tom's lawyers get a phone call and get busy on your ass. But hey, it's got to be better than getting H-bombed by Xenu<

Naomi Campbell goes friggin nuts again

I know, I'm just as shocked as you are. She went totally ape shit at Heathrow Airport when they told her that they lost her luggage. They actually had to call in the cops. Want to guess what happened when the cops said that she had to get off the plane because she wasn't fit to fly? That's right she went bat-shit insane and attacked he cop. So they did the logical thing and hauled her ass into the station.


Naomi, you have a serious anger management problem. Somebody hook this bitch up to Ritalin IV drip stat!

I want to party with K-Fed!

Here's a guy the pleaded poverty in the courts and got Britney to pay for his lawyers fees. Turns out he's not so poor after all. If you look at his credit card bill you can clearly see that the man likes his fast food and liquor. Let's see what we've got here, Ralph's grocery store, Toys 'R Us, Babies 'R Us, Encino Park Liquor, Garrett Popcorn Shop, Blockbuster Video, Ikea, Smart & Final, Onstar Service Plan, Big Fish Games, Target, Boston Market, Big 5 Sporting Goods, Party House Liquor, Waste Management, Quiznos, The Spirit Shoppe, Roundtable Pizza, Honey Baked Ham, Burger King, Foot Locker, The Liquor Works, PF Chang's, Victoria's Secret, Privilege, Ann Taylor, Wendy's, Chili's, NikeTown, In N' Out Burger and Corbin Liquor.

Good God man! You got to get some self control dude. Although I'll let the Boston Market slide. They have kick ass mashed potatoes and gravy!

Thursday, April 3, 2008

Raffaelo Follieri needs to get a job.

Anne Hathaway's Italian stallion was just arrested by NYPD for allegedly bouncing a real big check his ass couldn't cover.Police tell us Zac Braff-alike Raffaelo Follieri was popped for one misdemeanor count of issuing a bad check -- he's still in police custody, being booked. A source tells TMZ that the check was written for around $250,000, and when the bank said insufficient funds, it wasn't even close.That's hardly the end of the bad news for Follieri. A DC court just ordered him to pay almost $250,000 to a PR firm that he still owes for work they did.

Nice job Raffaelo, very smooth. Jane, I would strongly suggest that you consider a better choice in boyfriends. A blogger's a good choice...just throwing it out there.

Health Ledger is not the daddy.

Looks like Heath's uncle was shooting off his mouth an firing blanks again. The woman he said has Heath Ledger's love child is denying it and she's more than willing to back up her claim with a DNA test. TMZ reports:


Heath Ledger's uncle says the late actor has a love child, but the woman with whom Heath had the alleged child says no way – and is willing to back it up with a DNA test.The woman, unidentified to protect her daughter, tells the Daily Mail that "there's no proof, there's no nothing" to suggest that Heath is the dad. "The simple thing is we will do a DNA test," says the little girl's step-dad, who adds that the family has "nothing to hide." Heath's estranged uncle had blabbed to the Aussie press about Heath's having a love child when he was 17.


Between causing problems with Heath's estate and this it's beginning to look a hell of a lot like Heath Ledger's uncle is a grade A fuck.

Seinfield almost gets his dumb ass killed.

Not that it would be a huge loss to the world but Seinfeld almost smeared himself over a large part of the landscape when his breaks failed. NY Post reports:


"He was a little shocked when he walked in and it started to dawn on him what happened," she said. "I was extremely relieved and grateful and I'm feeling very lucky that nothing happened."
"It could have been a lot worse, obviously, and thank God it wasn't. He's fine," she said.
The dramatic accident occurred at 7:40 p.m. Saturday on Skimhampton Road in East Hampton, said East Hampton Police Chief Todd Sarris.


Seinfeld was alone in the vehicle, driving north toward Montauk Highway.
"The brakes went bad," Sarris said. But Jerry kept his head.


"He had to pull the emergency brake," which Sarris said still failed to halt the two-door vehicle as it headed into traffic on the highway.


Seinfeld then cut the wheel to the right and "the car rolled over" and stopped yards from the intersection - just short of other vehicles.


The 1967 Fiat BTM rolled onto the passenger side, then the roof, and finally came to rest on the driver's side.


"His actions probably avoided a very serious accident," Sarris said. "I think he was a little shaken up, with justification."


Police rushed to the scene, but the comic did not require medical attention.
The accident was chalked up to mechanical failure. Seinfeld had not been drinking and no summonses were issued, Sarris said.
Better luck next time but could someone out there PLEASE tell me that I'm not the only one who never found this guy funny? God, he's so fucking irritating.

Heidi Montag destroys John McCain.

In a new section of this blog I like to call "crap nobody cars about" Heidi Montag has announced that she endorses John McCain. Unfortunately for McCain having an airhead with a plastic chest will undoubtedly knock him down about 50 points in the poles.

You're not helping here Heidi.

Wednesday, April 2, 2008

Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant an engaged.

It's must be stupid decision day here in the control room. Looks like everyone's favorite teenager carrying a bastard child wants to make it legit. She hasn't said anything but Jamie Lynn has been walking around bajou country wearing an engagement ring. Guess someone pulled a gun on her boyfriend. Ok Magazine reports:

the wedding will take place at Serenity, the estate of big sister Britney Spears, who will likely be a bridesmaid. Jamie Lynn won’t be rushing to the altar in the typical sense, however. The magazine’s source reports that she’ll wait to get back into shape before swapping “I do’s.” “I expect she’ll want to wait at least several months to get her figure back so she can wear a beautiful wedding gown and then have her dream wedding.”


Dream wedding??? You're 16 and you're an idiot! However I wish her all the best. She's setting a fine example to the kids out there namely: get knocked up, get a G.E.D. (Good Enough Diploma) and life is great! Ten bucks says she's got another three by the time she's twenty five. Oh and by the way, there's an unconfirmed rumor going around that she's expecting a girl. Just what the world needed another Spears woman. This legend will go on forever.

Slim down with Britney!

I know this may be the most insane thing I've ever said but I think there may be a very real possibility that Britney is trying to un-fuck herself. First her guest shot on TV, then rehiring her old manager, now she seems to want to stop being a fat ass. Ok Magazine reports:


"It looked like Britney had lost 15 pounds in four weeks," a source close to the singer tells OK!. And sure enough — gone was the bloat, the ratty hair and the puffy face. In their place, a slimmer, fresh-faced girl with a smile on her face and determination in her step. So how did she do it? "Britney's a pro at losing weight fast," a Spears pal tells OK!. "She can drop seven to 10 pounds in two weeks." Although now, in Britney's case, it's about adopting a longterm plan she can stick to. Sources say Brit has given up her old unhealthy weight loss habits, like popping laxatives and diet pills.The 5-foot-4 singer has also replaced soda and fast food with five, small protein-packed meals a day. Doing so has enabled her to peel off the pounds. "Eating five meals a day will boost your metabolism," Dr. David Katzin of Fresh Diet, a meal delivery program tells OK!. "In fact, by eating superclean, Zone balanced foods at each of your five meals, you will find that your metabolism goes into overdrive, becoming extremely efficient at burning calories."And get this — Brit's even cut back on her Starbucks Frappachino fixes! "Britney used to come in every day. Now she just comes in from time to time and orders a lighter version," a barista at a Malibu Starbucks tells OK!.


To complement her healthier eating habits, Britney works out regularly as well, although you probably won't see her jogging around her neighborhood. The recovering pop star enjoys daily dance workouts at L.A.'s Millennium Dance Complex, where sources tell OK! she does squats along with chair and pole dancing. When she does run, it's on a treadmill at home, away from the spying eyes of the paparazzi."I don't like to work out because my legs get bulky," Brit has said. "Dancing makes me leaner."


Do I dare to think that Britney may want to live to see 2009??? I'm reserving judgement on this one but I'm willing to give the benefit of the doubt on this one.


Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Larry Rudolph is back.

Take a look at this piece of work over here. I know he looks like some sort of derelict but in actuality he's Larry Rudolph. Larry's claim to fame is that he was the guy who discovered Britney all those years ago and turned her into a megastar. However, Britney got rid of him a year ago for suggesting that rehab might do her some good. Well he's back now! Britney wants to get her career back and what better man for the job than the one that made her who she is. (interpret that any way you want.

I'd say the dude definitely has his work cut out for him but if anyone can do it it's Larry. I'm going to keep an eye on this one.

Britney gets a job offer!

Britney's old buddies the dudes from PETA have offered her a job. The highly prestigious position of secretary in one of their offices. Salary to be $1,000 to be donated to the charity of her choice. Considering the way her music career has been going I'd say jump on this one while you can! It'll be ok, Cheetos don't count as a meat product.<

Monday, March 31, 2008

Holy crap! Heath Ledger might have an second kid!

Wow, check this out. Looks like Heath might have been a little active than I thought his uncle told the Daily Telegraph:

Ledger was a 17-year-old schoolboy when he had an affair with an older woman who is thought to have only discovered she was pregnant after their relationship ended. The woman was living with another man at the time of the alleged affair.Yesterday, Ledger's uncle, Hadyn Ledger said: "There is a very real possibility that Heath was the father."

As is there weren't enough lawyers and bickering going around. This is like throwing gasoline onto an open fire.

Monday, February 4, 2008

Hulk Hogan promotes alcoholism...brilliant!

Hulk Hogan was at Mardi Gras yesterday where he was given the title "King of Bacchus", you know the Greek god of wine and getting blasted. As we can clearly see from the kid with brain damage he set a fine example for his son. Clearly father of the year material.

Let the games begin!

Britney's lawyers are headed to court today because Britney does not want her father to be conservator of her estate. I'm actually stunned Jamie Spears is a very warm loving father and there's absolutely no way he would be in it just to grab his daughters money. Honest.


(Mr. Hollywood is easily bribed.)

Friday, February 1, 2008

Wesley Snipes: 2 out of 3 ain't bad.

It just came in over the wire. Wesley Snipes has been convicted of failing to file tax return but he managed to be aquitted of the more serious fraud and conspiracy charges. So now instead of facing 12 years he's facing 3. I'm pretty optimistic that he can get that smacked down to community service or something.

Calvin Klein picks a winner!

Calvin Klein has picked their spokeswoman for 2008...Eva Mendez! I know she's a little strung out in rehab right now but it's nice to know when she gets out she's got a good steady gig at Calvin Klein. As they put it Eva Mendez "embodies the sexy, provocative essence of the Calvin Klein brand and we are thrilled that she will be the newest iconic beauty to represent Calvin Klein Fragrances."


I'm glad she got the job because I wouldn't want to see her gunned down by the police because she was beating up an old lady to she could get her social security check so she can get some more smack.


Courtney Love knows how to keep Britney sober.

Courtney Love in an interview with Access Hollywood says that if Britney doesn't get help "something very very bad is going to happen" no shit Courtney. Back in 2004 Courtney was handcuffed to a gurney and hauled off to cuckooville, I mean a "treatment center" anyway, she gives credit for her sobriety (you can't make this shit up people) to Orlando Bloom who taught her Bhuddist chanting. They chant every day. It keeps her sane. Anyone who walks around with a haircut that bold and you can see how sane they are!

Eva Mendez is in rehab.

I should just save myself some time on these posts and change the name of this blog to "Everyone in Hollywood is now in rehab...and Britney Spears did some crazy shit".


So Eva is in rehab but not to worry folks! She's at Cirque Lodge, near Sundance. This is one of the most respected rehab centers in the country and they've treated many stars like Lindsay Lohan so Eva's in good hands....wait a sec.

Ice-T hosts a tupperware party.

WTF???????

Ok, look. I know he did it for charity but for God's sake, isn't this the same guy who sang "Cop Killer"???? and come to think of it what the fuck kind of charity raises money with a fucking tupperware party!?!
(see the clip at TMZ.com and yes it's as stupid as you think it is.)

Angelina Jolie is trying to take over the world.

I always knew that stuck up, self righteous bitch was up to something! Ok Magazine reports:

OK! has learned that Angelina is indeed expecting baby no. 2 with boyfriend Brad Pitt (WHY???) and that the actress is over the moon (should be shot into the moon) about bringing another child into the world."Angie has wanted a second biological baby for some time now," (but you don't love the first one so WTF???) a friend of the star tells OK!. "And the minute she's pregnant, she just glows. (fucking radioactive bitch) She's the type that doesn't want to scream it to everyone, (only scream if someone's stabbing you so I know to watch) but she has the quiet, expectant mother glow. Her smile says she's the luckiest woman in the world." (lucky no one's shot her)

So if I do my math right this would be child #5. Am I the only one that can see what's going on here!?! She is slowly raising a huge army of bastards to kill us all! She MUST be stopped!

It was in the book of Revelations people!!!

Leslie Stahal gets her ass ripped off.

Ok, look people I was desperate to find something...ANYTHING that was not Britney related and this was the best I could come up with. A dude posing as a construction worker got access to Stahl's apartment and grabbed a shit load of her jewelry and electronic equipment. She must have had some good stuff because the grand total of the stuff taken was worth about $100,000. Damn, nothing's too good for Leslie.


...they took her laptop too.

Thursday, January 31, 2008

The details on Britney's trip to the hospital.

>Certainly was a long night wasn't it? I know this crap woke me up faster than a handfull of uppers washed down with a triple espresso. According to TMZ this is what happened:


Last night, Britney's new psychiatrist went to her home and felt she was a danger to herself and others -- partly because of her reckless driving and partly because of her "downhill behavior." As a result, the shrink launched a plan (days in the making) to have Britney committed to UCLA Medical Center by calling the cops.Sources tell us the cops knew it was coming. In fact, the plan was for cops and paramedics to take Britney away the night before, but it was scrubbed.


Last night, it all went down according to plan. Cops even used code to minimize craziness in transporting Britney to the hospital. Over the police radio, she was referred to as "The Package."Before the cops arrived, the shrink told her she was going back to the hospital and she offered no resistance. She said, "Is something wrong?" She made hot chocolate and waited. Her mom, Lynne, got extremely agitated, accusing Sam of engineering the impending commitment. We're told Brit told her to "shut the hell up." She demanded silence, sat on the floor and wrote notes to people who were there as they waited. When emergency personnel arrived, Brit went on the gurney without resistance.


Screw soap operas! Where the hell else are you going to find drama like this???

Wednesday, January 30, 2008

Larry Birkhead will be the first to tell you life goes on...

Does this mean that we're technically past the grieving period?

Mark David Kaplan knows how to get paid...

...and it sure as hell isn't going to be from his client K-Fed. Everyone's favorite legal baddass has filed a petition with the court. He wants Britney to pay for his legal fees to the sweet tune of $500,000 smackers. Considering Britney's experience with the courts I'm going to go out on a limb and say that the judge ordering Britney to pay is pretty much a done deal. Good one Kaplan, didn't see that one coming.

Tuesday, January 29, 2008

This is low even by my standards.

You're not going to believe just how low some people can sink. TMZ is reporting that some douchebag out there was on the phone impersonating Heath Ledger's father. The fake got Tom Cruise on the line who consoled him and almost got John Travolta to buy him a plane ticket. This jerk even got through to the Campbell funeral home and talked them into booking him a room at the Carlyle Hotel!

It's hard to believe that there are people out there sick enough to pull a stunt like that. Anybody that messed up NEEDS to be dragged out into the street and shot, period.

Wednesday, January 23, 2008

My faith in family court is a little better now...but not much.

here's how it went down. Britney shows up for court for the hearing that she asked for, goes through the metal detectors, then decides "screw it" and never actually makes it to the courtroom.

In a move that stunned me considering how lenient the courts have been with her, the judge decided not to change the current situation of no visitation with K-Fed retaining full custody. Wow.

However, on February 19th will be the next hearing so she will get another chance to try again...if she can actually make it physically into the courtroom.

Jack Nicholson is bat-shit insane.

Well we already knew that but let's see what you make of this: Last night in London Jack was told by the papparazzi about Heath Ledgers death. His response: "I warned him". I can't be the only person that thinks Jack is full of shit. What the hell is that dudes problem? By the way Jack once said in an interview that he was furious that Ledger was going to play the Joker in the new Batman movie so I don't think Jack had a lot of love for the man. Shut the fuck up Jack, a man died here no one wants to hear your made up holier than thou shit.

At this point is looks like Heath Ledger's death was an accident.

TMZ.com is reporting that their sources in the NYPD are telling them that Heath Ledger's death does not look like a suicide. I myself am thinking that they're probably right. Most people don't commit suicide naked. However I'm going to wait for the final determination from the coroner. Ever since this story broke there has been so much misinformation and conflicting reports on the Internet that people are putting up there any rumor that they hear without verifying if it's true so I'm not going to post on this one again until official word comes in. This is a very tragic event and there's no need to make the situation worse.

You've GOT to be friggin kidding me.

At the risk of going on a rant I'd just like to state again that men have no rights when it comes to family court. This is proven to me time and time again. Well the same laws that give a psychopath like Britney a million last chances to get visitation has done it again. Denise Richards got what she wanted. Despite the fact that in her divorce agreement with Charlie Sheen it specifically states that both parents must jointly agree on decisions regarding the children, the judge told Richards that she can go ahead with the reality program despite Sheens protests that it was exploiting the children. In my opinion this renders the whole divorce settlement null and void since it can be altered without Sheens approval to serve his ex-wife at any time she wishes it.

Great job Denise Richards for being a fantastic mother and whoring out your kids so you can make a buck, after all it's not like you can actually get a job yourself and thank you to America's family courts for being a bunch of one sided fucks. Thank you for making certain that I have no belief that any man will ever get justice in the event of divorce. Thank you.

Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Holy crap! Heath Ledger is dead!

Heath Ledger was found dead in his Manhattan apartment by his housekeeper this afternoon at 3:26pm. Details are still sketchy but apparently there were pills all around the body.


More as it develops.

Fred Thompson drops out of the race for president and takes his trophy wife with him.

Well it's official, Fred Thompson has dropped out of the race for president. This was a dude that generated a huge amount of attention in the media when they were speculating if he was going to run or not. It's kind of ironic that the second he actually commits to running, he instantly crashes and burns in every single primary.


It's a pity because I for one think that America was finally ready to have a first lady that was actually HOT!

Amy Winehouse goes into rehab...more shocks.

Looks like our favorite crack whore has checked herself into the Edward rehab facility. Somehow I'm just not that optimistic about this one.

Britney wants to see her kids.

TMZ has learned Britney Spears' lawyers will go to court tomorrow and ask Commissioner Scott Gordon to allow Brit "monitored visitation in a therapeutic setting."


Of course the only therapeutic setting that I would accept would be Britney tied to a table with electrodes strapped to her head and a decent amount of voltage going through her brain. What can I say, I thinking about the kids here.

Denise Richards wants to prostitute her kids. (Also shocking)

Looks like today's "report the fucking obvious" day here in The Control Room. Denise Richards (who God knows can't act or get a job acting to save her life) wants to put her kids on a reality show, guess what, Charlie Sheen has a problem with that. Extra reports:

"This goes against everything Sheen believes in… and he feels it’s exploitative of the children for the mother’s own vanity and greed," a source close to Sheen reveals to Extra.
In order for their girls to appear on the show, Sheen has to give his approval. So far, he has refused. Richards will reportedly ask the court to revoke Sheen’s power as father in this particular matter, so she can move forward with the show without his consent.


This would probably be more shocking if it wasn't for the fact that we both know that Denise Richards is fucked in the head.

Amy Winehouse smokes crack!....No shit.

I know I'm as shocked as you are but the British magazine The Sun says that it has pictures of Amy Winehouse smoking crack....and snorting cocaine...and snorting powdered Ecstasy (you can do that???)...and telling her friends that she also popped six Valiums. Thus proving my theory that Amy Winehouse is in fact the illegitimate daughter of Keith Richards and cannot die no matter how many drugs she takes and trust me nothing scares me more than the thought of an immortal Amy Winehouse.

Monday, January 21, 2008

Such is the fickleness that is Britney.

Adnan Ghalib...last week she wanted to have his kid, this week she kicked his worthless ass into the street. Such is the way of the Britney.

Friday, January 18, 2008

Phil is sorry...that he's an idiot.

Check out this little statement he made to USA Today:


Phil McGraw says his recent visit to Britney Spears in the hospital was appropriate. His only regret: issuing a statement about it. (no shit man)


"Was it helpful to the situation? Regrettably, no. (fuck no!) It was not, and I have to acknowledge that and I do," (I also have to acknowledge how badly my attempt at self promotion blew up in my face) the talk show host told his audience Thursday during taping of a Dr. Phil episode that will run Monday. (provided I'm not taken off the air before then)


"I definitely think if I had it to do over again, I probably wouldn't make any statement at all. Period." (and forgo the free publicity)


Later, in an exclusive interview with USA TODAY, McGraw discussed events that have made him the focus of intense criticism: the Jan. 5 hospital visit (STUPID), his statement about it to Entertainment Tonight (really STUPID) and a planned then canceled episode that was to have focused on Spears' situation. (career suicide)


At the request of Spears' parents, McGraw says, he visited the pop star as "a friend and ally of the family," not as a psychologist (bullshit). He stopped practicing years ago and is not licensed in California.(felony)


Keep up the good work Phil!

Man, I thought I was cold when it came to Britney.

Associated Press began preparing Britney Spears’ obituary within the past month, Usmagazine.com has learned.


"We are not wishing it, but if Britney passed away, it’s easily one of the biggest stories in a long time," AP entertainment editor Jesse Washington tells Us.


"I think one would agree that Britney seems at risk right now," Washington adds. "Of course, we would never wish any type of misfortune on anybody and hope that we would never have to use it until 50 years from now…but if something were to happen, we would have to be prepared."


Wow, that's cold dude. I can certainly understand it but I would have kept that bit of information to myself.

Miley Cyrus Ashley Tisdale...WTF???

Ok, it's seems to be weird picture day here in The Control Room so somebody please tell me what the hell I'm supposed to make of this!?!

Bobby Fischer is Dead...No Big Loss.

Bobby Fischer died yesterday in a hospital in Iceland. He was 64. The child prodigy who took the world by storm in 1964 when he ended the Russian 100 year winning streak in international chess and became an national hero to the United States. In later years he renounced U.S. citizenship, became a reclusive nut job, went on anti-Semitic rants (strange since his mother was Jewish), spoke openly about how evil the United States was (to anyone who would listen) and praised the 9/11 attacks. Twisted doesn't even begin to cover this guy.

Goodbye Mr. Fischer, you will not be missed.

Thursday, January 17, 2008

Every Day With Rachel Ray?...NO WAY!!!

>Rachel Ray who is undoubtedly one of the personalities that irritates me the most is having some problems with her magazine, Every Day With Rachel Ray. Lord knows why but for some unfathomable reason NO ONE WANTS TO WORK WITH HER! So they're leaving in droves. The latest were two high level executives. I can't see this magazine lasting too long without staff. Time for Reader's Digest to cut their losses and dump her. God I hate her. Hey Rachel! Take your Dunkin Doughnuts and your EVOO and shove them up your ample ass!!!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Boy Dr. Phil, this really blew up in your face!

Well Dr. Phil you got the media attention that you wanted but not in the way you wanted. Is it ok if I just call you "Phil"? You know since you don't have a licence you're not technically a doctor are you? You know who else knows? THE CALIFORNIA BOARD OF PSYCHOLOGY!!!.

TMZ reports:

TMZ has obtained a copy of a complaint against Dr. Phil which was lodged with the California Board of Psychology, alleging the TV doc was illegally practicing without a license when he paid a visit to one Britney Spears.

We've learned the person who filed the complaint is a psychologist. Dr. Phil has never been licensed to practice in California, and he retired his Texas license in 2006.The shrink believes when Dr. Phil visited Brit in the hospital earlier this month, he was practicing psychology. A "Dr. Phil" honcho told TMZ the visit was never meant to lure Britney onto the TV show -- and that there were never plans to put her on the air.

A Psychology Board rep told TMZ if the Board finds the complaint credible, it would be referred to the D.A. for review. Practicing without a license is a felony in California.

Pay attention to that last sentence Phil, the operative word is FELONY. Good job slick, I hope they nail you to the wall.

Judge Jackie Glass Is My New Hero

She threw the fucking book at O.J. HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

TMZ reports:

At today's bail revocation hearing, Clark County District Court Judge Jackie Glass was all over Simpson, strongly chastising him for not paying his previous $125,000 bail, saying, "I don't know, Mr. Simpson, what the heck you were thinking -- or maybe that's the problem -- you weren't," adding, "I don't know if it's just arrogance. I don't know if it's ignorance. But you've been locked up at the Clark County Detention Center since Friday because of arrogance or ignorance -- or both."

And with those lovely words for the Juice she doubled his bail to $250,000. So now O.J. has to put up his house as collateral. Friggin beautiful! She also made it a point to warn him that if he violated any of the terms of his bail he'd be locked up before the trial even starts.

I love this woman! Please tell me she's going to be the judge in the trial too!

Everybody Hates Jessica Simpson.

Jessica Simpson really knows how to make friends and influence people. Or maybe that's make enemies and turn them into a rampaging mob out for your blood.
Dallas Cowboys fans are so enraged at the loosing streak of Tony Romo in recent games that they are blaming Jessica Simpson for distracting him. Simpson is so freaked out she's not going back to Texas for a while (and she's FROM there) and she's hired additional security for her home. They've gone nuts in Texas, they want to lynch her ass to which all I have to say is "yo, Texas! You bunch of pussies! Put your money where your mouth is! I DARE YOU!!!"

Payback is a Bitch Dr. Phil!!!

Well it looks like Dr. Phil is getting some blowback from his Britney stunt. The good doctor is trying to book high profile guests for his 1,000th episode. Guess what? People seem to want to stay clear of Phil. He's let be known that they can plug any charity or cause they want...no takers. It's being implied that coming on would be seen as a personal favor to Oprah...no takers. Good! I hope they take that grabasstic fuck off the air. Up yours Phil!!!
By the way he doesn't have a licence in California.

Zac Efron is in the Hospital

Efron ended up in the hospital yesterday with appendicitis. Don't worry ladies, he had it removed and he's recovering at Cedar Sinai Hospital. By the way, is it just me or does there only seem to be one hospital in L.A.? I'm not sure if I would trust the same doctors who let Britney loose with poking around my insides...but that's just me.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Johnny Depp is Awesome.

I'm sure you don't need for me to tell anyone that Johnny Depp is awesome but this dude is REALLY awesome.


Last year his daughter got E.coli poisioning which caused her kidney's to fail. It looked pretty bad for a while but the doctors at the Great Ormond Street Hospital were able to save her.


It would be easy enough to say "thank you" pay your bill and leave it like that but not Johnny Depp. He wanted to show these people that he was greatful for what they did.


First he has is Captain Jack Sparrow costume flown in from L.A. last November and spends hours reading stories to patients dressed as the captain. I know, pretty awesome huh? Then he has a bunch of doctors and nurses flown to a private party in London for the premiere of his new movie Sweeney Todd but now he just gave the hospital 2 million dollars. Depp in one of a kind in a place like Hollywood. Good for you Johnny!


Somehow I can't see Paris Hilton doing that.

We can all die happy now...they're all comming back.

I'm not even sure if this qualifies as news but it has a big enough following so I guess I'll post it. Disney has announced that the entire cast of High School Musical 2 has sign on for High School Musical 3: Senior Year.


...yay. My enthusiasm is growing already...wonder if there will be any nude scenes...right Vanessa!

K-Fed gets it!!!....Mostly.

Us Magazine got an exclusive interview with Kevin Federline and he seems to get it. He're an excerpt:

Kevin Federline says his post-marital woes with Britney Spears are just like those of any recently divorced couple.

(Wouldn't go that far K-Fed)

"Even though everything is so publicized and everybody is looking at it, it's normal for us,” he says in February’s Interview magazine.
“People put it up on this pedestal when it's really the same way that everybody else goes through their stuff, you know? It's not really any different.

“I mean, I could sit down and explain that to people, but they all already know how I feel,” he added. “I think the infatuation with the whole thing is that watching us go through things makes other people feel normal."

Now that last sentence is a statement that I can totally get behind! I know watching this crap makes me feel a hell of a lot better about my life! Thank you Kevin Federline!!!

Monday, January 14, 2008

...wait...she left.

She came, she circled, she parked,

Ernest Borgnine party animal.

I'm having trouble believing that one too but while the rest of the Golden Globe awards last night sucked you could have taken your ass over to Ernie's house where he was throwing a wild party complete with champagne and pizza. He may be 90 years old but he's still got it!

Sean Bean...what were you thinking???

Sutcliffe (29) were set to be married tomorrow and Sean Bean called it of 24 hours before it was to happen. Wow. That's pretty shocking even by my standards. Georgina seems to be in some sort of denial because she's claiming that it's no big deal and that the wedding will simply be rescheduled for a later date....uh Georgina...they already delivered the champagne and the fucking CAKE!!! WAKE UP!!!

By the way this would have been Sean's 4th marriage. This dude gets around.

It's Britney bitch!

There's still time to place your bets will Britney show or won't she. It's not like the fate of her kids is riding on it...oh, wait a sec. Well, if she does show up for court I'm sure she'll get visitation with the kids. Remember this is divorce court and you only get about 30 last chances. As they say it's all about "what's in the best interest of the child". I can't believe I typed that with a straight face.

Wedding dresses, Rite-Aid and Britney...sure, why not???

Ok, looks like I wasn't the only one who had an insane weekend. US magazine followed Britney around (wonder if those guys get hazard pay for that) here's what the reported:


Britney’s bizarre behavior was in full gear this weekend.
A run-down:
SATURDAYSpears donned the same lacy Monique Lhuillier dress she wore to her 2004 wedding reception to Kevin Federline as she and her paparazzo beau, Adnan Ghalib, 35, hit a Keyes Mercedes-Benz dealership in Van Nuys, California (you wore a wedding dress to a car dealership??? Sure, why not!).
Carrying two puppies, she and Ghalib then went mattress shopping at Maison Luxe in Manhattan Beach (nothing crazy there).
SUNDAYWearing daisy dukes, a T-shirt and high-top boots, Spears and Ghalib went shopping at a Santa Monica Rite Aid (...crazy) and a Designer Shoe Warehouse (can't have too many shoes).
(The pop star, 26, is a fan of the convenience store. She went Christmas shopping there last year.(you're kidding right???))
They then lunched at Gaucho Grill in Studio City, California. They ordered $35 worth of grub, including sautéed mushrooms, a caprese salad, two orders of the beef empanadas (what the fuck is an empanada???), two orders of the spinach empanadas (again, huh???) and two Pepsi sodas (no Coke?...crazy). They walked out holding hands.
Their lovefest continued at the Westfield Fashion Square in Sherman Oaks, California, where a witness tells Usmagazine.com, they held hands.
They went into See's Candies and Macy’s. When an employee accidentally bumped into her, Spears sniped, "F--k you, b-tch," leaving the saleswoman “speechless,” (sounds like Britney too me) onlooker Kevin Watson tells Us.
(According to x17online.com , Spears left the department store in a mid-riff baring maroon knit-top she had just purchased.)
Her bad temper continued as she left when she was barraged by photographers.
“I'm f--king over it!" she yelled at the shutterbugs as they snapped her picture. "Get out of my f--king face!”


Yep, nothing wrong here as far as I can see...do de do..

Christina Aguilera has a baby boy.

Well, she finally popped out the kid. I keep thinking to myself that this was one hell of a short pregnancy but then I remember how many months she spent not confirming it so it doesn't seem so short after all. People magazine reports:

Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman welcomed a baby boy on Saturday at 10:05 p.m., PEOPLE has confirmed exclusively. This is the first child for the 27-year-old singer and her music executive husband. "Christina and Jordan are proud to announce the birth of their son Max Liron Bratman (what the hell is a Liron???). He is a beautiful, healthy baby boy!" a rep for the couple tells PEOPLE. "Mom is resting and doing well!" Despite various media reports that Aguilera had her baby on Friday, Max – 6 lbs. 2 oz. and 20.5 inches long – arrived late Saturday night in L.A. In a message later posted on her official Web site Sunday, Aguilera tells fans, "Today is a very joyful and special day for Jordan and I as we welcome our first son into this world."

That's all well and good but could somebody and I mean anybody please look at this picture and explain to me her taste in men???

You could do soooooo much better Christina. Every time I see something like this a little piece of me dies.

Another DUI....wow.

Roger Avery, the dude that co-wrote pulp fiction got wasted and got somebody killed. TMZ reports:


Roger Avary was driving in Ojai, Calif. early Sunday morning when the accident occurred, throwing wife Gretchen from the car and killing Andreas Zini, a friend visiting from Italy. Zini died later Sunday morning from "internal injuries." Avary's wife was in stable condition as of Sunday night.The Ventura County Sheriff's Department said that Avary was under the influence of alcohol at the time of the crash. He posted $50,000 bail and was released.Avary -- who won an Oscar for "Fiction" -- also co-wrote "Beowulf" and directed "The Rules of Attraction."


That's great Avery. Not only do you got some innocent guy killed but you also get your wife EJECTED FROM THE FUCKING CAR!!!!


.....STUPID!!!


WTF???? BRITNEY!!!

Only in America can you give a psychotic nut case the potential for access to children. TMZ reports:


Sources connected with the custody case tell TMZ Britney Spears has been strongly urged to attend tomorrow's hearing. We're told her lawyers know if she doesn't show, it will be curtains -- at least in the short term.Sources tell us Brit's lawyers know Commissioner Scott Gordon expects Britney to address a number of issues surrounding the craziness at her home a week ago Thursday. In particular, commissioner Gordon wants Brit to explain why she violated the custody order by not turning the kids over to K-Fed's security guard at 7:00 that evening. The commissioner is also keenly interested in Britney's behavior that caused her to be placed on a 5150 hold at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center.Britney's lawyers know if she does not attend tomorrow's hearing, the Commish almost certainly will extend the ban on visitation until the April trial.


Only here could something like this be tolerated. Why not just soak the children is gasoline and give them some lighters to play with. Jesus Christ people!


The truth is spoken here.

Friday, January 11, 2008

The Juice is no longer loose!!!

Fox News is reporting that OJ Simpson's bail has been revoked and he's on his way back to Vegas to get is murdering ass thrown back in the slammer where he belongs. As for the reason that the bail was revoked, well here's a shock I don't know and I DON'T CARE!!! I want this dude out of circulation before he robs someone of theirs.

Britney might get her kids back, sure! why not???

TMZ has learned that Monday's custody hearing could be one of the most important days in Britney Spears' life. We're told Brit must show and face the judge if she's got any hope of getting her kids back. Our sources tell us if she doesn't show, or is uncooperative, it could be curtains for her custody case.What's more, police sources tell TMZ that Commissioner Scott Gordon will hear firsthand eyewitness accounts of last Thursday's breakdown from LAPD, firefighters and paramedics who were on scene. We're told they're not going to paint a pretty picture.*


Not going to paint a pretty picture??? Are you fucking kidding me??? You mean there is actually a chance (albeit a very tiny one) that the court could grant this woman visitation??? You don't need a hearing to determine that this bitch is NUTS! I only wish she was foaming at the mouth so we could shoot her Old Yeller style and put her out of OUR misery!

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Britney Spears has escaped to Mexico!

photog buddy Adnan and TMZ.com has got the footage to prove it!

Nice try Perez.

Wednesday, January 9, 2008

Jamie Lynn Spears and Casey Aldridge make me sick.

Sources close to the Spears family insist that the two are "very dedicated to each other". This forces me to ask a question: Who the hell knows what they're doing at 16??? She lives with her mommy for God's sake! Aldridge is now working like a dog preparing for a family I'm pretty sure he didn't need right now but hey, society says it's ok so why should I freak? Might be because this kid is the symptom of a problem and this is one of the countless little bundles of problems that our tax dollars are going to have to pay for. There goes my income tax return.


She'll probably be divorced, on welfare and with 3 more kids before she's 25.

I told you Dr. Phil was a dick.

A representative for the Spears family Lou Taylor went on the Today show this morning and ripped up Dr. Phil for the lying self serving bastard he is. She said that Phil approached them to do the show and the family rejected the idea. For some reason they thought that it wouldn't be in Britney's best interest. The Philster went on an planned the show anyway. Just to top it all off when he made his rather long winded statement about meeting Britney, apparently he had no authority whatsoever to make such a public statement leaving the family feeling rather betrayed. They should cancel his show, he's too obiviously a phony.

Tuesday, January 8, 2008

They mugged Buddy!!!

Willie Aames (Charles in Charge, Dungeons & Dragons Cartoon) was robbed with his son at gunpoint last night around 10pm. The robber only got about $15.00 but man that's messed up. Pulling a gun on a guy with his son there is pretty messed up in my book.
I hope they catch the bastard.

Zoey 101 gets better ratings.

Here's a shocker for you Jamie Lynn Spears' show Zoey 101 got double the ratings on Friday. I going to take a guess that this settles the argument as to if they're going to air the next season or not. You can hear the sponsors lining up for this one. Also please note the book the Jamie is carrying, hmmmm, G.E.D. Yep, you couldn't ask for a better role model for your little girl than Jamie Lynn Spears.

Friday, January 4, 2008

Britney goes psycho. No seriously, REALLY psycho this time.

1Wow, what a night it's been. It all started so normally. Britney refused to surrender her sons to K-Fed, no shock there. Cops were called, still not shocking. Three hour standoff, getting more interesting now. Then the ambulance showed up, that's where it got really interesting. Apparently the cops believed that she was under the influence of something because she was really spaced out. The ambulance called in a "mental evaluator", I didn't even know that was a profession. When they were putting her into the ambulance sources at usmagazine.com say that she was flipping between laughter and hysterics and had to be tied down like a lunatic. Currently she is in Cedar Sinai Hospital where she is being called a "5150 patient" which means that there is enough evidence to suggest that she may be a danger to herself and to others.

Mark David Kaplan is set to go to court this morning to strip Britney of her visitation rights. I don't think he'll encounter much resistance on this one.

Stay tuned.

Thursday, January 3, 2008

Another season of Shot at Love...great.

favorite nugget headed bisexual stripper is coming back for another season of Shot at Love thereby foretelling the coming apocalypse. This show has an audience base??? This chick looks like she should be hanging out at Area 51. Human proportions don't come like that man. I can't be the only one that sees the connection here. Look at the evidence people! Coincidence? I think not.

How far would you go for Hanna Montana tickets???

Ok, this one was so fucked up that I have to post it. Check this out. A 6 year old girl in texas entered a contest to win tickets to the sold out Hanna Montana concert. All you have to do is submit an essay and hope for the best. You know what could tip the odds in your favor? A little help from mommy. Priscilla Ceballos, (aka, friggin bitch on wheels) wrote an essay for her daughter to pass off has her own writing. I love the title, this one's a tear jerker: My Daddy Died This Year. Holy crap you've GOT to be kidding me. Do I really need to tell you where this one's going? Guess what, the contest people were so touched that they contacted the media (I'm sure free publicity wouldn't hurt too) and some bright boy down at ABC did some research and found out that the Department of Defense never heard of this dude. Bottom line...busted. I love mom's defense "I never said anything in the essay was true, we just wanted to win" ...brilliant. I'm sure that all sane people out there would take something that supposedly came from a 6 year old as the gospel. This was beyond messed up. Some people try to do something nice and someone has to take advantage of it. Well, the kid lost the tickets to the concert and I wonder how mom's going to explain that to a 6 year old.

Wednesday, January 2, 2008

This had better be a joke.

SONY has decided to license several of the Beatles songs for use in movies, T.V. commericals and...rap/hip hop songs. WTF??? Apparently artists like Wu-Tang clan and Ja Rule want to use clips mixed into their songs. Who the hell came up with this idiotic idea??? Man, can you rape the dead a little more? Don't fuck with the bloody music!!!

Well we didn't have to wait long did we?

Here's the short version. Lindsey Lohan went off to Italy for New Years and managed to make out with three different guys in a 24 hour period. I just have one question...how horny is this bitch??? Jesus Christ woman get some self control...and get to a clinic for testing, stat!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!

Happy New Year from The Control Room. May the coming year be filled with pure celebrity insanity which has been providing better entertainment than anything Hollywood has put on film in 20 years!

All the best!

Friday, December 28, 2007

Jessica Simpson is a blockbuster movie actress.

When I heard this one I couldn't even believe that it was true. Simpson's latest movie, Blonde Ambition was going to go straight to DVD when some genius decided to put it in a few theaters for the weekend. It grossed...wait for it...$1,332.00. Yes, you heard that one but I'll repeat it in case your brain couldn't process the information. That's one thousand three hundred and thirty two dollars. That has to be some kind of record. I wonder how her next movie will do, keep your fingers crossed! I know she can do it!

Another DUI...wow.

Rebecca De Moray (remember her?) was formally charged with two counts of DUI stemming from her October 30 arrest. She blew a .09 on the breathalyzer, ouch just .01 over the limit. I'm beginning to form the opinion that Hollywood is turning driving under the influence into some kind of new extreme sport. In any case, I'm seriously considering changing this blog to covering celebrity DUI's exclusively. I should have enough material to keep going indefinitely.

Thursday, December 27, 2007

This is not Paris Hilton's day.

Barron Hilton the 80 year old patriarch of the Hilton family has announced that when he dies he's leaving 97% of his fortune to charity. Apparently this still leaves 130 million for the rest of the family to share but considering the way they go through cash that can't possibly last for very long and they have to pay taxes on it. I can't imagine that Paris is too happy about this but I'm not too worried, Paris always finds a way to bounce back.


...and Barron considers her an embarrassment to the family which probably didn't help when he was making his decisions.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Security firm or mercenary outfit you decide.

1Britney's got a new bodyguard and you won't believe who it is. None other that Aaron Cohen, the same guy from IMS Security that K-Fed used to hand out tons of sopena's a little while back. Gotta pay your bills might as well work for the highest bidder. I wonder what this guy charges? He used to be with the Moussad, Israel's billy baddass spy service. Which makes him trained in the art of ripping your arms off and beating you senseless with them.

Thursday, December 13, 2007

Ike Turner has passed away.

Ike died in his home in California yesterday. I'm actually shocked since I had no idea that the dude was 76 years old. Ike Turner was a man who's image will forever be overshadowed by his reputation as a drug user and wife beater. While he never denied that he had used drugs he always denied that he had ever harmed his former wife Tina Turner. Whatever the truth may be I don't know I wasn't there. However, it must be said that Ike Turner was one of the pioneering founders of Rock and Roll and his contributions to that have been overlooked for many years. Whatever he did or did not do does not effect that.


Rest in Peace.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Update: Now it's an anxiety attack.

Britney Spears' friend Sam Lufti tells PEOPLE in an e-mail: "She's sick, both physically and high anxiety. Millions of press outside. It's too much."


Anxiety?!? Are you friggin kidding me??? We're talking about a woman who runs over people, blasts through stop signs and red lights and drives the wrong way on the street without a problem. Britney knows no fear! Anxiety over some questions being asked? Don't give me that crap!

Britney didn't show for court...I know I'm shocked too.

1Britney didn't show up for her deposition at court today due to a "medical problem" (probably the caffeine and sugar again. I think this is the fifth time she blew it off. I'm sure I don't need to tell you that K-Fed's lawyer Mark David Kaplan is throwing a fit. The thing I don't get is how she gets away with defying a judge. Isn't that like, against the law or something? Maybe I just don't get it.

Monday, December 10, 2007

Britney's stealing crap now.

Ok, not the biggest crime in the world as far as Britney's concerned but TMZ is reporting that Brit stole a $1.39 cigarette lighter from a gas station and a photog ended up paying for it. This chick makes $700,000 dollars a month for doing absolutely nothing. Am I alone in not getting it?
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