Man I don't believe this one. This woman must have somebody high up looking out for her. Not even baring in mind that I don't understand how she hasn't overdosed yet she had blow on her during her 2007 DUI arrest. Shocking, I know. TMZ reports:
Pretty incredible, but according to the Santa Monica Police report -- obtained by TMZ -- the officer "discovered a folded Clinique sun care card with an unknown substance caked on to the surface of the card in Lohan's right rear pocket."
The report goes on: "Some of the white substance fell to the floor. I used my foot to see what had fell but thought nothing of it. I did not recognize the substance attached to the card and initially thought the substance was a wet crushed breath mint."
And now it gets good: "I put the card into the jail trash can next to the booking windows. I was looking at the floor and began to recognize the substance as resembling powder cocaine. I then recovered the card from the trash."
The cop says the coke was in the trash for about 2 minutes. He put the card in an evidence envelope, then scooped up the coke that had fallen to the floor and placed it in a separate evidence envelope.
In short -- EVIDENCE CONTAMINATION!!!
Wow. a breath mint???? You've GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!! How the hell do you make that mistake SMPD????? Lindsay Lohan + white power = DO THE MATH MAN!!! I said it before and I'll say it again. You can't get arrested in California. They should just disband the police then maybe balance the damn state budget. God.
Wednesday, June 30, 2010
Thursday, April 15, 2010
Ashley Dupre gets into Playboy.
Hugh Hefner must be going senile. Playboy used to have higher standards. The May issue of Playboy will feature Ashley Dupre (Elliot Spitzers hooker). I wonder how much the Whore of Babylon is getting for this one. Let's see first she gets a job writing an advice collumn and now a photo spread. She's raking it in. America, you have no shame.
Thursday, April 8, 2010
Tiger Woods Nike commercial makes me want to friggin vomit.
If anyone hasn't seen it yet, you will. I'm sure it will be plastered everywhere. This is the most sickening thing I've ever seen in my life. There's Tiger looking like a lost puppy just staring into the camera while they play the voice of his DEAD FATHER! The father says:
"Tiger, I am more prone to be inquisitive, to promote discussion," Earl Woods says. "I want to find out what your thinking was. I want to find out what your feelings are. Did you learn anything?"
Yes he learned something, don't f*cking send bloody text messages near your wife stupid! Hey dad, why don't you ask him if he's sorry while you're at it so I can hear another fake apology! Yeah, he's sorry all right, SORRY HE GOT CAUGHT!
I love the way it tries to tug at the heart strings. Almost makes him look like the victim doesn't it? Like a little boy who got his hands caught in the cookie jar (literally). If you haven't seen it yet, check it here at CNN in its nauseating horrifically acted entirety.
http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/us/2010/04/07/ac.nike.ad.woods.father.cnn.html
What this has to do with Nike, I'll never know. I like how Tiger drags his father out of the grave to help him endorse products. That's a nice touch. I also like how earlier this week he was saying that his father was his inspiration in rehab. Although isn't this the same father who he said cheated on his mother? So which is it Tiger? Which dad is the real one? At this point lying has become so habitual to the man so he can get what he wants (ie: money, whores, endorsements, YOUR SYMPATHY) you can't believe a single word the bastard says. Poor sad little Tiger, disgusting.
"Tiger, I am more prone to be inquisitive, to promote discussion," Earl Woods says. "I want to find out what your thinking was. I want to find out what your feelings are. Did you learn anything?"
Yes he learned something, don't f*cking send bloody text messages near your wife stupid! Hey dad, why don't you ask him if he's sorry while you're at it so I can hear another fake apology! Yeah, he's sorry all right, SORRY HE GOT CAUGHT!
I love the way it tries to tug at the heart strings. Almost makes him look like the victim doesn't it? Like a little boy who got his hands caught in the cookie jar (literally). If you haven't seen it yet, check it here at CNN in its nauseating horrifically acted entirety.
http://www.cnn.com/video/data/2.0/video/us/2010/04/07/ac.nike.ad.woods.father.cnn.html
What this has to do with Nike, I'll never know. I like how Tiger drags his father out of the grave to help him endorse products. That's a nice touch. I also like how earlier this week he was saying that his father was his inspiration in rehab. Although isn't this the same father who he said cheated on his mother? So which is it Tiger? Which dad is the real one? At this point lying has become so habitual to the man so he can get what he wants (ie: money, whores, endorsements, YOUR SYMPATHY) you can't believe a single word the bastard says. Poor sad little Tiger, disgusting.
Wednesday, April 7, 2010
Jon Gosselin is going broke...big shock.
Radaronline.com is reporting that Jon Gosselin is going broke quickly. Didn't see that one coming. Jon hasn't had a steady job since "Jon and Kate Plus Eight" got cancelled and he spent a fortune in a legal battle with TLC. Kate's getting $200,000 for "Dancing With the Stars" AND she's getting a new reality program. Who knew having a working uterus could be so damn lucrative???
As I reported yesterday, Jon wants his cash cow back so he's going for sole custody of the children claiming that Kate is an absentee mom. Personally I don't think either one is a responsible parent but that's just me. Anyway, I can't see Jon pulling this one off. Oh, let's just face it. The man doesn't have a hope in hell.
As I reported yesterday, Jon wants his cash cow back so he's going for sole custody of the children claiming that Kate is an absentee mom. Personally I don't think either one is a responsible parent but that's just me. Anyway, I can't see Jon pulling this one off. Oh, let's just face it. The man doesn't have a hope in hell.
Nicholas Brendon gets formally charged with multiple counts.
Nicholas Brendon of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" was formally charged with 4 misdemeanors for his little run in with the cops. The police received a report of a disturbance by a drunk dude in Venice, CA and when they showed up he didn't go quietly. Ok, maybe that's putting it mildly...they had to tazer him twice to get him under control.
The charges are the usual favorites: resisting arrest, 2 counts of battery against a police officer and vandalism. The thing that I don't get it that these are all misdemeanor charges. Since when is taking a few slugs at a cop a misdemeanor???
The charges are the usual favorites: resisting arrest, 2 counts of battery against a police officer and vandalism. The thing that I don't get it that these are all misdemeanor charges. Since when is taking a few slugs at a cop a misdemeanor???
Tuesday, April 6, 2010
Corey Him had access to more drugs than we thought.
Wow, California Attorney Jerry Brown has stated that in the first 2 months of this year Corey Haim had 7 doctors provide him with prescriptions for 553 pills. Pretty much everything in the book. Although the cause of death has not yet been determined by the medical examiner you can probably guess what they're leaning towards. To be honest I was giving him the benefit of the doubt on this one. He seemed sincere on being clean. Pity.
Jon Gosselin wants his cash cow back.
After being off the radar for a while America's greatest dad is back! Jon, who imploded when TLC shut him down is now seeking sole custody of his children. He says that Kate is an absent mother and is spending all of her time on Dancing With The Stars and not with the children. He also wants child support reduced because he says that $20,000 a month is too high. To put the icing on the cake he is considering asking the judge to reverse the support all together as he feels that he should be paid by Kate.
Good luck with that one Jon. Let me know how it works out. I'm sure there is a 0% chance that you want the kids to get another reality show going. Nah, it's all done out of love.
Good luck with that one Jon. Let me know how it works out. I'm sure there is a 0% chance that you want the kids to get another reality show going. Nah, it's all done out of love.
Conrad Murray is delusional.
Conrad Murray is sticking to his story about Michael Jackson. He still insists that he did nothing wrong and Michael killed himself. He also says that he will not consider any plea bargains as he is an innocent man.
I still can't believe this guy. This has got to be the weakest defense I've ever heard in my life. On the positive side even though the judge didn't take his medical license he knows it's inevitable that the the medical boards in California, Nevada and Texas will. Hope they don't take too much time.
I still can't believe this guy. This has got to be the weakest defense I've ever heard in my life. On the positive side even though the judge didn't take his medical license he knows it's inevitable that the the medical boards in California, Nevada and Texas will. Hope they don't take too much time.
Conrad Murray gets to keep his license????
I can scarcely believe it. Judge Pastor ruled in favor of Conrad Murray he can keep his license to practice medicine in the state of California. Holy crap dude. I don't know what is wrong with this judge but something is really screwed up in the california Legal system. What the hell is wrong with these people??? Why don't you let him work in a nuring home while your're at it! Un-bloody-believable.
Sunday, April 4, 2010
Conrad Murray NEEDS to come up with a better defense.
Here's one that Mother Goose would reject as a fairy tale. Dr Murray's defense in the Michael Jackson case is that he gave him the Propofol and stayed with him. He only left the room for two minutes to use the bathroom during which time Michael must have got up, and put the rest of the drug into his IV, and overdosed himself. He also says that Michael was a propofol addict. Ok so saying he was an addict is interesting since it makes you his drug dealer, not buying the two minute thing either. I love how his defense boils down to "he killed himself". That's never going to fly man. People this is the same guy who's petitioning the court NOT to revoke his medical license! Holy crap dude! You've got balls!
Thursday, April 1, 2010
Dr. Conrad Murray may be screwed.
Dr. Murray's lawyer is filing papers to request that the good doctor not loose his medical license. It seems that the State Attorney General wants to yank it as a condition of his bail. If other states where he has licenses follow suit then he will be totally unable to pay for a defense.
Wow, that's sad. You know what else is sad? Manslaughter!
Wow, that's sad. You know what else is sad? Manslaughter!
Angelina Jolie is friggin nuts.
InTouch Weekly scored an interview with one of Jolie's bodyguards. The dude, known only as "Bill" told them that she's a psycho, she has no kindness in her heart, no patience, she screams and yells, punishes with silence and likes to giggle when the children cry. Nice. Brad according to Bill gets interrogated by her all the time on the phone so he tunes her out and goes to bed in a separate bedroom. Sounds like a lovely household.
I can't say I'm actually surprised by this, she's got "bitch" written all over her. I wonder how long it will be before Brad cracks. Actually if it's that bad I'm surprised it lasted this long. The kids may be screwed but on the bright side I'm sure they'll be able to afford all of the therapy that they're going to be needing.
I can't say I'm actually surprised by this, she's got "bitch" written all over her. I wonder how long it will be before Brad cracks. Actually if it's that bad I'm surprised it lasted this long. The kids may be screwed but on the bright side I'm sure they'll be able to afford all of the therapy that they're going to be needing.
Anna Paquin says she's bisexual, then again who isn't?
Anna Paquin of 'True Blood' says that she's bisexual and is doing a PSA for a group called the "Give A Damn" campain, a group that promotes equality for gays, lesbians, transgenders etc.
I know that there are plenty of people in Hollywood of various sexual persuasions but makes you have to wonder how many are legit and how many are doing it to boost their careers. The jumping on the lesbian / bisexual bandwagon is so popular now even Lindsay Lohan has tried it and let's face it, making an announcement like this while you're engaged to your co-star Stephen Moyer (note: a dude) doesn't add to your credibility much. It makes it look like a publicity stunt.
Is this an April Fool's prank?
I know that there are plenty of people in Hollywood of various sexual persuasions but makes you have to wonder how many are legit and how many are doing it to boost their careers. The jumping on the lesbian / bisexual bandwagon is so popular now even Lindsay Lohan has tried it and let's face it, making an announcement like this while you're engaged to your co-star Stephen Moyer (note: a dude) doesn't add to your credibility much. It makes it look like a publicity stunt.
Is this an April Fool's prank?
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt piss off Native Americans
Saw this one coming a MILE away! In what may be the dumbest publicity stunt I've seen in a long time Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt changed their names to White Wolf and Running Bear. Big shock, there's some blow back from that. A representative of the Rosebud Sioux tribe told TMZ “Continued stereotyping such as this by people ignorant of our traditional ways is very disrespectful and only hurts our efforts to curtail these stereotypes,”.
How to these two even function in society anyway? For the record they said they did it to be more spiritual people. Have they even seen a Native American outside of watching "Dances With Wolves"? I think not. Idiots.
How to these two even function in society anyway? For the record they said they did it to be more spiritual people. Have they even seen a Native American outside of watching "Dances With Wolves"? I think not. Idiots.
Jesse James' attorney stretches believability a tad.
By now everyone on earth has seen the photo released yesterday of Jesse James wearing a nazi hat and heiling Hitler well his attorney says that James is not a nazi...and managed to do it with a straight face.
He claimes that James was given the hat as a joke by his Jewish godfather so he couldn't possibly be a neo-nazi and that he spent a month living on a kibbutz in Israel once. Hey, what more proof do you need???
A Jewish godfather? First time I've ever heard of one. A nazi hat as a gag gift? Maybe. However given his neo-nazi mistress tendencies I kind of doubt it.
He claimes that James was given the hat as a joke by his Jewish godfather so he couldn't possibly be a neo-nazi and that he spent a month living on a kibbutz in Israel once. Hey, what more proof do you need???
A Jewish godfather? First time I've ever heard of one. A nazi hat as a gag gift? Maybe. However given his neo-nazi mistress tendencies I kind of doubt it.
Ok, so Jesse James' #3 mistress was a well paid dominatrix, why not?
This is starting to get weird. Brigitte Daguerre was into some freaky sh*t. Anyone up for a little wacky smacky? Radaronline.com got the skinny:
Brigitte Daguerre, Jesse James mistress #3, is a gold digger who admits she traded her “services” for money, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.
As RadarOnline.com first revealed, Brigitte worked as a dominatrix and took part in a documentary by filmmaker John Keeler, who says “she’s a gold digger and maybe the best gold diggers are like this—she gives you something in return.”
On video obtained exclusively by RadarOnline.com, Brigitte, who carried on a several-year affair with James, talks about how her “clients “bring me gifts, they wash my car and do things I don’t care to do.” Watch the video above or click here to see it.
James is now in sex rehab at Sierra Tucson, as four women have admitted they had sexual relationships with him during his marriage to Sandra Bullock. Daguerre has claimed she didn’t want to profit off her relationship but an agent representing her told RadarOnline.com that Daguerre is selling photos of herself for profit and also had put her story up for bid.
Her hook up with James plunges Bullock into an even deeper nightmare, as Daguerre admits to having a “slave.” “There’s this guy, who’s a lawyer. I do bring him home,” she says on RadarOnline.com’s video. “He pays my rent, doctor bills and all my equipment for school and my tuition.” He was married. “Thank God,” she said, “I only have to see him twice a week.” If that wasn’t enough, she said, “I have him take me to expensive restaurants.”
Filmmaker Keeler says “the whole idea of a slave who comes and pays for their service is that you give gifts and you do that. And as Brigitte said that has a lot to do with why she does it—kind of her reward; her benefit and motive.” The documentary was shot in 1991-92.
When it gets to the point that farm animals start showing up for press conferences I'm quitting as a blogger and moving to a monastery.
Brigitte Daguerre, Jesse James mistress #3, is a gold digger who admits she traded her “services” for money, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.
As RadarOnline.com first revealed, Brigitte worked as a dominatrix and took part in a documentary by filmmaker John Keeler, who says “she’s a gold digger and maybe the best gold diggers are like this—she gives you something in return.”
On video obtained exclusively by RadarOnline.com, Brigitte, who carried on a several-year affair with James, talks about how her “clients “bring me gifts, they wash my car and do things I don’t care to do.” Watch the video above or click here to see it.
James is now in sex rehab at Sierra Tucson, as four women have admitted they had sexual relationships with him during his marriage to Sandra Bullock. Daguerre has claimed she didn’t want to profit off her relationship but an agent representing her told RadarOnline.com that Daguerre is selling photos of herself for profit and also had put her story up for bid.
Her hook up with James plunges Bullock into an even deeper nightmare, as Daguerre admits to having a “slave.” “There’s this guy, who’s a lawyer. I do bring him home,” she says on RadarOnline.com’s video. “He pays my rent, doctor bills and all my equipment for school and my tuition.” He was married. “Thank God,” she said, “I only have to see him twice a week.” If that wasn’t enough, she said, “I have him take me to expensive restaurants.”
Filmmaker Keeler says “the whole idea of a slave who comes and pays for their service is that you give gifts and you do that. And as Brigitte said that has a lot to do with why she does it—kind of her reward; her benefit and motive.” The documentary was shot in 1991-92.
When it gets to the point that farm animals start showing up for press conferences I'm quitting as a blogger and moving to a monastery.
Tiger's 15th mistress has come forward. Good grief.
This one is a porn star from Tampa named Devon James. I can't keep up with this guy. Anyway this one says that she had a three way with Tiger and she had had sex with him while his wife Elin was pregnant. Nice.
She goes on with the usual disclaimer of "I feel really sorry for his wife". I love it when they say that it's almost like they're some kind of uninvolved third party and finally she said that more mistresses will come out. Of this I have no doubt.
She goes on with the usual disclaimer of "I feel really sorry for his wife". I love it when they say that it's almost like they're some kind of uninvolved third party and finally she said that more mistresses will come out. Of this I have no doubt.
Ok, so maybe Tiger's not that cheap...when it comes to protecting his ass!
Remember yesterday when Tiger's women were telling Vanity Fair that they had to pull his arm to get a lousy chicken wrap? Well Rachel Uchitel (harlot #1) didn't have that problem. She got 10 million in hush money! Damn man!!! TMZ reports:
There were numerous reports Rachel settled on the brink of holding a Gloria Allred-style news conference for anywhere between $2 - 5 million.
But our sources -- and they are good -- tell TMZ Tiger was so concerned with the depth and detail of information from Alleged Mistress #1 that they folded like a cheap suit, and offered the huge $10 million sum in return for an ironclad confidentiality agreement.
TMZ has learned the actual settlement could fluctuate $1 million either way, depending on future circumstances. But the baseline is $10 mil.
Compare Rachel's settlement with what other A.M's received, if they got anything at all. We're told several mistresses got several hundred thousand dollars, and others got nothing. That speaks volumes about how much Rachel knows.
Un-friggin-believable. When the hell did being a homewrecker get to be so damn profitable??? I'm in the wrong line of work! Although you have to admit it is kinda funny how some of them didn't even get so much as a tip. I'm sure they'll make a few bucks prostituting themselves to the tabloids. They pay better.
There were numerous reports Rachel settled on the brink of holding a Gloria Allred-style news conference for anywhere between $2 - 5 million.
But our sources -- and they are good -- tell TMZ Tiger was so concerned with the depth and detail of information from Alleged Mistress #1 that they folded like a cheap suit, and offered the huge $10 million sum in return for an ironclad confidentiality agreement.
TMZ has learned the actual settlement could fluctuate $1 million either way, depending on future circumstances. But the baseline is $10 mil.
Compare Rachel's settlement with what other A.M's received, if they got anything at all. We're told several mistresses got several hundred thousand dollars, and others got nothing. That speaks volumes about how much Rachel knows.
Un-friggin-believable. When the hell did being a homewrecker get to be so damn profitable??? I'm in the wrong line of work! Although you have to admit it is kinda funny how some of them didn't even get so much as a tip. I'm sure they'll make a few bucks prostituting themselves to the tabloids. They pay better.
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Tiger Woods' mistresses claim he's cheap.
Vanity Fair got an interview with four of them. Pretty much the usual, making themselves out to not be the home-wrecking whores that they are, making like they're the victims, blah, blah, blah. Oh, and he's cheap too:
A penetrating profile of the champion golfer's inner circle and his secret life has emerged, and Woods is described as being insatiable, unsatisfied at home – and cheap.
The only thing Woods ever bought girlfriend Mindy Lawton was a chicken wrap from Subway, she tells Vanity Fair, while Jamie Jungers blamed her breakup from the golfer on his refusal to help her financially. Jungers also reveals that all her rendezvous with Tiger were organized through Bryon Bell, contradicting Woods's recent statements that no one in his inner circle knew about his affairs.
That's just breaking my f*cking heart! I guess prostitutes usually cost more than a chicken wrap, my bad. They should be more understanding of Tiger. Sure he was cheap but running around with a dozen women at once is expensive, you gotta cut corners man.
Here's a link to some video on the Vanity Fair website of their photographers trying to make these streetwalkers look glamorous...it's pathetic.
http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2010/05/tiger-woods-girls-exclusive-video-201005
A penetrating profile of the champion golfer's inner circle and his secret life has emerged, and Woods is described as being insatiable, unsatisfied at home – and cheap.
The only thing Woods ever bought girlfriend Mindy Lawton was a chicken wrap from Subway, she tells Vanity Fair, while Jamie Jungers blamed her breakup from the golfer on his refusal to help her financially. Jungers also reveals that all her rendezvous with Tiger were organized through Bryon Bell, contradicting Woods's recent statements that no one in his inner circle knew about his affairs.
That's just breaking my f*cking heart! I guess prostitutes usually cost more than a chicken wrap, my bad. They should be more understanding of Tiger. Sure he was cheap but running around with a dozen women at once is expensive, you gotta cut corners man.
Here's a link to some video on the Vanity Fair website of their photographers trying to make these streetwalkers look glamorous...it's pathetic.
http://www.vanityfair.com/culture/features/2010/05/tiger-woods-girls-exclusive-video-201005
Jesse James wants to save his marriage, yeah, like that's going to happen.
This story keeps getting better and better. Now that he's pulled a Tiger and gone into rehab he wants Sandra to stay. Does he think she has brain damage or something?
Radaronline.com reports:
A source close to the couple told RadarOnline.com exclusively "He offered to go to the same rehab center that Tiger Woods went to if Sandra would support him and stick with him. She said ‘no’, and that basically he's the scum of the earth."
But Jesse, desperate to save his marriage, checked in to Sierra Tuscon in Arizona last week anyway.
The source says it’s too little, too late. RadarOnline.com reported exclusively that Sandra has decided to divorce James and the source says she is staying with that decision.
James rep confirmed that Bullock did not ask James to get treatment and that it was his idea.
The source says that Jesse is in for sex rehab. "But no, Sandra is not there” the source said. “He (Jesse) is trying to show her he wants to recover. Sandra is tough and does not take humiliation well. It will take a lot more than Jesse going for a week to some clinic for her to even take him seriously."
The Oscar-winning actress has felt "humiliated, devastated and embarrassed," by Jesse’s chronic cheating, the source says, adding that she still wants out of the marriage.
"Jesse checked himself into a treatment facility to deal with personal issues," his rep said in a statement to People. "He realized that this time was crucial to help himself, help his family and help save his marriage."
See, he's doing it for his family. Good grief. Scum of the earth is putting it mildly. Jesse, her lawyers are going to rip you apart man.
Radaronline.com reports:
A source close to the couple told RadarOnline.com exclusively "He offered to go to the same rehab center that Tiger Woods went to if Sandra would support him and stick with him. She said ‘no’, and that basically he's the scum of the earth."
But Jesse, desperate to save his marriage, checked in to Sierra Tuscon in Arizona last week anyway.
The source says it’s too little, too late. RadarOnline.com reported exclusively that Sandra has decided to divorce James and the source says she is staying with that decision.
James rep confirmed that Bullock did not ask James to get treatment and that it was his idea.
The source says that Jesse is in for sex rehab. "But no, Sandra is not there” the source said. “He (Jesse) is trying to show her he wants to recover. Sandra is tough and does not take humiliation well. It will take a lot more than Jesse going for a week to some clinic for her to even take him seriously."
The Oscar-winning actress has felt "humiliated, devastated and embarrassed," by Jesse’s chronic cheating, the source says, adding that she still wants out of the marriage.
"Jesse checked himself into a treatment facility to deal with personal issues," his rep said in a statement to People. "He realized that this time was crucial to help himself, help his family and help save his marriage."
See, he's doing it for his family. Good grief. Scum of the earth is putting it mildly. Jesse, her lawyers are going to rip you apart man.
Jesse James is in sex rehab...I totally called that one.
I must have the gift of prophecy (see yesterday's blog post). Either that or I have the ability to see the most predictable event coming a MILE away. Tmz.com reports:
The facility -- Sierra Tucson -- specializes in drug, alcohol and sex addiction, as well as other disorders. TMZ broke the story last night.
Multiple law enforcement sources have told TMZ when a CHP officer stopped Jesse last Friday on the 10 Freeway near Blythe, CA. -- for driving without a front license plate and driving with tinted windows -- James told the officer he was going to Arizona to try to save his marriage to Sandra Bullock.
We have now learned from our law enforcement sources that James was specific -- that he was going to a rehab facility in Tucson.
A TMZ producer called Sierra Tucson and spoke with a therapist, who told us Jesse was at the facility and in fact had a 6 PM treatment Tuesday night.
I love it, they've got rehab for anything now. "No honey, it's not my fault, I'm sick, I need rehab"! See, it works for everything!
The facility -- Sierra Tucson -- specializes in drug, alcohol and sex addiction, as well as other disorders. TMZ broke the story last night.
Multiple law enforcement sources have told TMZ when a CHP officer stopped Jesse last Friday on the 10 Freeway near Blythe, CA. -- for driving without a front license plate and driving with tinted windows -- James told the officer he was going to Arizona to try to save his marriage to Sandra Bullock.
We have now learned from our law enforcement sources that James was specific -- that he was going to a rehab facility in Tucson.
A TMZ producer called Sierra Tucson and spoke with a therapist, who told us Jesse was at the facility and in fact had a 6 PM treatment Tuesday night.
I love it, they've got rehab for anything now. "No honey, it's not my fault, I'm sick, I need rehab"! See, it works for everything!
Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Jesse James is up to 5 now...5.
Seriously, is there something in the California drinking water that suddenly made men want to cheat on their wives with as many skanks as is humanly possible??? Something's going on over there. Radaronline.com reports:
Another woman claiming to have had an affair with Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James is about to come forward, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.
“She has been consulting attorneys and PR the past few days,” the source told RadarOnline.com of the mystery mistress. “She may even come out this week.”
The woman is looking to cash in on her relationship with Jesse but she has been turned down by several people in terms of representing her. Some reps feel the story is just not suited for them and others despise the White Power element that has emerged.
So far Jesse has been linked to strippers Michelle “Bombshell McGee and Melissa Smith, fetish model Brigitte Daguerre and an unnamed woman represented by Gloria Allred.
Good Lord man! Get some self control! Well it's not all bad. Since Tiger already paved the way for this kind of behavior, all you have to do it tell Sandra that you need treatment for your "sickness" and check your ass into rehab for a week. I'm sure she'll go for it.
Another woman claiming to have had an affair with Sandra Bullock’s husband Jesse James is about to come forward, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.
“She has been consulting attorneys and PR the past few days,” the source told RadarOnline.com of the mystery mistress. “She may even come out this week.”
The woman is looking to cash in on her relationship with Jesse but she has been turned down by several people in terms of representing her. Some reps feel the story is just not suited for them and others despise the White Power element that has emerged.
So far Jesse has been linked to strippers Michelle “Bombshell McGee and Melissa Smith, fetish model Brigitte Daguerre and an unnamed woman represented by Gloria Allred.
Good Lord man! Get some self control! Well it's not all bad. Since Tiger already paved the way for this kind of behavior, all you have to do it tell Sandra that you need treatment for your "sickness" and check your ass into rehab for a week. I'm sure she'll go for it.
Friday, March 26, 2010
Ok, now this Jesse James guy is getting on my nerves...like you couldn't have guessed.
With all this guy's been doing it's no wonder Sandra Bullock hasn't been seen in public since all this broke loose and she left the bastard. Sandra was up for an award at the Nickelodeon Kids choice awards on Saturday for her work on 'The Blind Side' and 'The Proposal,' her rep has announced that she will not be attending. This will be the third cancelled appearance since it all happened.
This is bullsh*t man! The kids friggin love her! Hell, she hosted the damn awards with Hugh Jackman last year! Thanks alot James! Look what you did to this woman! How the hell do you sleep at night man??? If you had any honor at all you'd go out to back to your garage and BLOW OUT WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR BRAINS!
This is bullsh*t man! The kids friggin love her! Hell, she hosted the damn awards with Hugh Jackman last year! Thanks alot James! Look what you did to this woman! How the hell do you sleep at night man??? If you had any honor at all you'd go out to back to your garage and BLOW OUT WHAT'S LEFT OF YOUR BRAINS!
The Control Room Celebrates 500 Posts!
Well, I'm glad it happened on a Friday. Always was my favorite day. We've made it to the big 500. Wow. I hope you've enjoyed reading it as much as I've enjoyed writing it. To think this whole thing started out for me to let my girlfriend know what was going on in celebrity news on the days when I couldn't get to the phone.
I want to thank everyone who stops by. It is very much appreciated and I hope I've put a smile on your faces from time to time. I also wanted to thank those of you who have chimed in with your comments. I enjoy reading them and hearing your opinions. I remember when I got my first one. I was so shocked, I hadn't put in a hit counter yet so I had no idea that anyone other than my girlfriend was reading this.
With any luck every celebrity won't sober up at the same time and we can look forward to many many more posts together. Thank you very much.
The Controller
I want to thank everyone who stops by. It is very much appreciated and I hope I've put a smile on your faces from time to time. I also wanted to thank those of you who have chimed in with your comments. I enjoy reading them and hearing your opinions. I remember when I got my first one. I was so shocked, I hadn't put in a hit counter yet so I had no idea that anyone other than my girlfriend was reading this.
With any luck every celebrity won't sober up at the same time and we can look forward to many many more posts together. Thank you very much.
The Controller
Michelle McGee doesn't like me.
Michelle "Bombshell" McGee posted a statement on her facebook account blasting everybody in the blogosphere.
For all you internet warriors on here talking shit...it's easy to place judgement when your sitting behind a keyboard. Get off your God dam high horse, your shit don't smell like roses either. Let him who is without sin cast the first stone...in other words FUCK YOU
Wow, I can't believe that my brethern and myself could have brought about such a response. I've hurt anhonest young lady skank. How horrible I must feel.
For all you internet warriors on here talking shit...it's easy to place judgement when your sitting behind a keyboard. Get off your God dam high horse, your shit don't smell like roses either. Let him who is without sin cast the first stone...in other words FUCK YOU
Wow, I can't believe that my brethern and myself could have brought about such a response. I've hurt an
O.J.'s new life in jail....wow.
I don't even know how to interpret this one. Bossip.com reports:
O.J. is getting some affection from fellow inmates at the aptly named Lovelock Correctional Center. So says a former jailbird, who tattles that The Juice has the run of the joint and even gets rubdowns. Get flippy with it for the “Juice-y” details.
With the help of adoring prisoners and guards, O.J. is able to gamble on sporting events, get special privileges – and even receive massages from a group of gay inmates known as “The Girls,” says the source.
“He’s really tight with ‘The Girls,’” said the source, referring to the openly gay transgender part of the prison population.
Well, at least he can gamble. That's something right?
O.J. is getting some affection from fellow inmates at the aptly named Lovelock Correctional Center. So says a former jailbird, who tattles that The Juice has the run of the joint and even gets rubdowns. Get flippy with it for the “Juice-y” details.
With the help of adoring prisoners and guards, O.J. is able to gamble on sporting events, get special privileges – and even receive massages from a group of gay inmates known as “The Girls,” says the source.
“He’s really tight with ‘The Girls,’” said the source, referring to the openly gay transgender part of the prison population.
Well, at least he can gamble. That's something right?
Octomom wants you to spay and neuter your animals, wait, WTF?????
My brain rejected that statement as too outrageous to be true...but it is. CNN reports:
Octuplets mother Nadya Suleman, with 14 young mouths to feed and a mortgage to pay off, accepted an offer to use her lawn to promote responsible pet ownership in exchange for cash and food, her lawyer said.
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) sent Suleman's lawyer an offer to pay for placement of a sign in the yard of her La Habra, California, home. The sign would read: "Don't let your dog or cat become an 'Octomom.' Always spay or neuter." The ad features a litter of kittens nursing with their mother.
The unmarried Suleman already had six children when she gave birth to
octuplets in January 2009. All 14 were conceived through in vitro
fertilization.
I kind of like the slogan "don't let your pets become an Octomom". That's cool. It even has a picture of her and her kids and a cat nursing a litter of kittens. It kind of subtly compares her children to unwanted pets. Adorable.
Octuplets mother Nadya Suleman, with 14 young mouths to feed and a mortgage to pay off, accepted an offer to use her lawn to promote responsible pet ownership in exchange for cash and food, her lawyer said.
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) sent Suleman's lawyer an offer to pay for placement of a sign in the yard of her La Habra, California, home. The sign would read: "Don't let your dog or cat become an 'Octomom.' Always spay or neuter." The ad features a litter of kittens nursing with their mother.
The unmarried Suleman already had six children when she gave birth to
octuplets in January 2009. All 14 were conceived through in vitro
fertilization.
I kind of like the slogan "don't let your pets become an Octomom". That's cool. It even has a picture of her and her kids and a cat nursing a litter of kittens. It kind of subtly compares her children to unwanted pets. Adorable.
Thursday, March 25, 2010
......number four.
RadarOnline.com says they've got the skinny on a fourth woman slut for Jesse James.
Another Jesse James mistress has been discovered and this one has hired power attorney Gloria Allred!
RadarOnline.com learned exclusively about the existence of Mistress Number 4 and that the as-yet unidentified woman has hired Allred, who famously represented Tiger Woods’ mistress Rachel Uchitel and others.
The new mistress had a several year affair with James, she charges, that ended just recently.
And yes, there’s proof. Hundreds of text messages, emails and photos.
It's got to be the money, it's GOT to be the money!
Another Jesse James mistress has been discovered and this one has hired power attorney Gloria Allred!
RadarOnline.com learned exclusively about the existence of Mistress Number 4 and that the as-yet unidentified woman has hired Allred, who famously represented Tiger Woods’ mistress Rachel Uchitel and others.
The new mistress had a several year affair with James, she charges, that ended just recently.
And yes, there’s proof. Hundreds of text messages, emails and photos.
It's got to be the money, it's GOT to be the money!
Jesse James, your name is either fake, a coincidence or something your parents thought would be "cool".
I love it when nobodies claim that they are related to famous people to try to make themselves famous or at least feel "special". According to your wikipedia bio:
James' Discovery Channel website states that his great-great-grandfather was the famous outlaw's cousin. However, Eric James, president of the James Preservation Trust, which tracks claims of being a relative of the outlaw, says it can not find a record of him in the family tree, and has asked him to provide a family genealogy and DNA sampling for the Trust to review; he has not accepted the offer.
It's not like James has anything to hide or might possibly be a liar. I'm surprised that James isn't coughing up the DNA sample...why do I have a feeling that question will come up again in the future?
James' Discovery Channel website states that his great-great-grandfather was the famous outlaw's cousin. However, Eric James, president of the James Preservation Trust, which tracks claims of being a relative of the outlaw, says it can not find a record of him in the family tree, and has asked him to provide a family genealogy and DNA sampling for the Trust to review; he has not accepted the offer.
It's not like James has anything to hide or might possibly be a liar. I'm surprised that James isn't coughing up the DNA sample...why do I have a feeling that question will come up again in the future?
You've GOT to be kidding me man!!! THREE???
Ok this is getting ridiculous, like Tiger Woods ridiculous. Now there's a third woman claiming to be a mistress of Jesse James. Tmz.com reports:
Brigitte Daguerre -- a Los Angeles photographer -- claims Jesse hired her in 2008 to do styling work for a West Coast Choppers photo shoot. She says the two emailed and texted each other for a year, but claims they only had sex four times before she cut it off.
Daguerre has 195 text messages between her and Jesse (the cell phone numbers sync up) ... many of them extremely graphic. Among the milder, Jesse says, "I'll be your monkey."
Throughout the exchanges, Jesse repeatedly asks Daguerre to send pictures and set up rendezvous. In one exchange, Daguerre complained that Jesse wasn't letting loose. He explains, "I'm texting you in secret."
Ok, I'm not even going to ask what the hell the monkey reference means. James, you make me want to puke man! Sandra! Get a blood test pronto! Jesse James, if that is your real name, better find a damn good lawyer libido body.
Brigitte Daguerre -- a Los Angeles photographer -- claims Jesse hired her in 2008 to do styling work for a West Coast Choppers photo shoot. She says the two emailed and texted each other for a year, but claims they only had sex four times before she cut it off.
Daguerre has 195 text messages between her and Jesse (the cell phone numbers sync up) ... many of them extremely graphic. Among the milder, Jesse says, "I'll be your monkey."
Throughout the exchanges, Jesse repeatedly asks Daguerre to send pictures and set up rendezvous. In one exchange, Daguerre complained that Jesse wasn't letting loose. He explains, "I'm texting you in secret."
Ok, I'm not even going to ask what the hell the monkey reference means. James, you make me want to puke man! Sandra! Get a blood test pronto! Jesse James, if that is your real name, better find a damn good lawyer libido body.
That piece of slime has another one!
Well that didn't take long, another woman has come forth to say that she too has had an affair with Jesse James. Check this sh*t out from gather.com:
Another mistress of Sandra Bullock's philandering husband, Jesse James, has spoken out. Most people are aware of his dalliances with the heavily tatted, rumored white supremacist, Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, and now they can add stripper Michelle Smith to the list. According to Star Magazine, James contacted Smith in September 2006 on Myspace just one year into his marriage with Sandra using his email name "Vanilla Gorilla". He had seen a photo of her posing on his godfather's car at the West Coast Choppers party in Long Beach, CA. Soon Smith traveled to meet James at his office and an affair was born. Smith stated that the affair lasted the next two years and James never used contraceptive protection.
According to an inside source, James routinely searches the internet for pictures of “hot, tattooed biker chicks with big boobs." His ex-wife, pornstar Janine Lindemulder, tells InTouch magazine,“I feel sorry for Sandra because she was so in love with Jesse that she was blind and gullible... She once said, ‘I finally have a man who has my back.’ And all I could think was, ‘No. You have this man who does it behind your back."
God James, you really are a lowlife aren't you? Although I'm not surprised, I have to play devil's advocate and ask Sandra Bullock: "HOW THE HELL DID YOU NOT SEE THIS COMING!?! LOOK AT THIS DUDE!!! WTF?!?!?!
Another mistress of Sandra Bullock's philandering husband, Jesse James, has spoken out. Most people are aware of his dalliances with the heavily tatted, rumored white supremacist, Michelle "Bombshell" McGee, and now they can add stripper Michelle Smith to the list. According to Star Magazine, James contacted Smith in September 2006 on Myspace just one year into his marriage with Sandra using his email name "Vanilla Gorilla". He had seen a photo of her posing on his godfather's car at the West Coast Choppers party in Long Beach, CA. Soon Smith traveled to meet James at his office and an affair was born. Smith stated that the affair lasted the next two years and James never used contraceptive protection.
According to an inside source, James routinely searches the internet for pictures of “hot, tattooed biker chicks with big boobs." His ex-wife, pornstar Janine Lindemulder, tells InTouch magazine,“I feel sorry for Sandra because she was so in love with Jesse that she was blind and gullible... She once said, ‘I finally have a man who has my back.’ And all I could think was, ‘No. You have this man who does it behind your back."
God James, you really are a lowlife aren't you? Although I'm not surprised, I have to play devil's advocate and ask Sandra Bullock: "HOW THE HELL DID YOU NOT SEE THIS COMING!?! LOOK AT THIS DUDE!!! WTF?!?!?!
Michelle "Bombshell" McGee f*cked Jesse James to make a better life for her family...huh, WTF???
In the biggest load of bull sh*t I've heard in a long time, Jesse James' whore says she did it for her family. The f*cked up part is that you know that there are going to be some people in this country who hear this one and believe it. Radaronline.com reports:
And the way “Bombshell” is making a better life for her family from the affair is by raking in the cash. If she had ended up with Jesse, she undoubtedly would have gotten some of his money. And now that the affair is over, she sold her story to a tabloid magazine and RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively she is working on more deals to make cash off of revealing even more details of her affair.
It appears that her relationship with James was premeditated to profit for her children’s future. McGee apologizes for hurting her family, expresses sadness over “hate mail” she has been receiving and goes on to say she “did it for my family”.
"I did it for my family". I swear if I hear that line a thousand times I'll never get over what a load of crap that is! I can't believe she actually had the balls to say it. Then again considering her appearance, maybe I can. Premeditated for cash, yeah, that one I can definately believe but for the kiddies (who she's probably going to loose custody of to her ex-husband anyway) not so much. What a f*cking slut.
And the way “Bombshell” is making a better life for her family from the affair is by raking in the cash. If she had ended up with Jesse, she undoubtedly would have gotten some of his money. And now that the affair is over, she sold her story to a tabloid magazine and RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively she is working on more deals to make cash off of revealing even more details of her affair.
It appears that her relationship with James was premeditated to profit for her children’s future. McGee apologizes for hurting her family, expresses sadness over “hate mail” she has been receiving and goes on to say she “did it for my family”.
"I did it for my family". I swear if I hear that line a thousand times I'll never get over what a load of crap that is! I can't believe she actually had the balls to say it. Then again considering her appearance, maybe I can. Premeditated for cash, yeah, that one I can definately believe but for the kiddies (who she's probably going to loose custody of to her ex-husband anyway) not so much. What a f*cking slut.
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
Better watch your back Jesse James, Betty White is gunning for you.
Betty White is gunning for Jesse James' ass. Seems like Betty doesn't like it when you mess with one of her friends. Popeater reports:
Betty White, who starred with Sandra Bullock in last summer's smash 'The Proposal,' is very protective when it comes to her friend.
A source close to the Golden Girl tells me, "Betty wants to kick Jesse James' a**. Betty is furious and just cannot understand why he would be so stupid. He had everything. A beautiful, talented wife who adored him, an amazing daughter that Sandra treats as her own, and he has thrown it all away for some floozy."
In fact, Betty is so angry her friends tells me she cannot mention Jesse's name without cursing!
Betty White can and will kick your ass James! Better get the f*ck out of
Dodge while the getting is good! You're not going to be able to hide from whis womman. She WILL hunt you down like an animal!
This would make a kickass reality show!!!
Betty White, who starred with Sandra Bullock in last summer's smash 'The Proposal,' is very protective when it comes to her friend.
A source close to the Golden Girl tells me, "Betty wants to kick Jesse James' a**. Betty is furious and just cannot understand why he would be so stupid. He had everything. A beautiful, talented wife who adored him, an amazing daughter that Sandra treats as her own, and he has thrown it all away for some floozy."
In fact, Betty is so angry her friends tells me she cannot mention Jesse's name without cursing!
Betty White can and will kick your ass James! Better get the f*ck out of
Dodge while the getting is good! You're not going to be able to hide from whis womman. She WILL hunt you down like an animal!
This would make a kickass reality show!!!
Dr. Conrad Murray may have hid evidence...no f*cking way dude!
Michael Jackson's former bodyguard is making some hefty accusations against Dr. Murray, mostly to the effect of he panicked and ditched the evidence. I know, shocking. TMZ reports:
According to bodyguard Alberto Alvarez (right), Dr. Murray stopped CPR and handed Alvarez drug vials and told him to put the vials in a bag.
Alvarez told investigators when he went into the room he saw an IV attached to Jackson's leg. Also Jackson's mouth and eyes were wide open and there was no sign of life.
According to the AP, Michael Jackson's kids, Prince and Paris, entered the room and cried as they watched Dr. Murray administer mouth-to-mouth.
According to Alvarez, Dr. Murray took several vials and told Alvarez to put them in a plastic bag, then told Alvarez to put the plastic bag in a canvas bag. Alvarez also says Dr. Murray told him to remove the IV that contained a white milky substance (Propofol has this quality) in another canvas bag. Alvarez didn't say where the bags went.
If I know the legal system, he'll probably get probation. How has this guys license to practice medicine not been pulled???
According to bodyguard Alberto Alvarez (right), Dr. Murray stopped CPR and handed Alvarez drug vials and told him to put the vials in a bag.
Alvarez told investigators when he went into the room he saw an IV attached to Jackson's leg. Also Jackson's mouth and eyes were wide open and there was no sign of life.
According to the AP, Michael Jackson's kids, Prince and Paris, entered the room and cried as they watched Dr. Murray administer mouth-to-mouth.
According to Alvarez, Dr. Murray took several vials and told Alvarez to put them in a plastic bag, then told Alvarez to put the plastic bag in a canvas bag. Alvarez also says Dr. Murray told him to remove the IV that contained a white milky substance (Propofol has this quality) in another canvas bag. Alvarez didn't say where the bags went.
If I know the legal system, he'll probably get probation. How has this guys license to practice medicine not been pulled???
Friday, March 19, 2010
MTV needs to hire a better spin doctor.
You knew there was going to be a little blow back from the whole Snooki selling underage kids booze and them letting them drive home and get smeared all over the highway thing. eonline spoke to MTV and here's what they had to say for how the network feels about it:
"Snooki was 16 when she was charged," an MTV rep told E! News. "She fulfilled her community service and her record was ultimately cleared."
According to the spokesman, the channel was "not aware of this incident because it occurred while Nicole was a minor" and the case was sealed.
"Snooki is a part of season two," the rep stated.
And in case you were wondering whether the show promotes drinking of any kind, the MTV-bot had this to say: "The intent of [Jersey Shore] is to document the lives of eight young adults."
It's a documentry, holy sh*t MTV IS THE NEW PBS!!!
...I gave my pledge, now where's my blow job and tote bag?
"Snooki was 16 when she was charged," an MTV rep told E! News. "She fulfilled her community service and her record was ultimately cleared."
According to the spokesman, the channel was "not aware of this incident because it occurred while Nicole was a minor" and the case was sealed.
"Snooki is a part of season two," the rep stated.
And in case you were wondering whether the show promotes drinking of any kind, the MTV-bot had this to say: "The intent of [Jersey Shore] is to document the lives of eight young adults."
It's a documentry, holy sh*t MTV IS THE NEW PBS!!!
...I gave my pledge, now where's my blow job and tote bag?
Court's a little late on this one.
I totally forgot this case was even still going on. After years of litigation between Anna Nicole Smith and the family of her elderly meal ticket J. Howard Marshall, the court has finally ruled that Anna's estate will get nothing from Marshall's.
I think we both know that if Anna was still alive NO WAY would this case EVER be over! She would have fought them into old age. Hell, if having sex with a guy that looks like the Crypt Keeper isn't worth 300 million dollars, hell, I don't know what is!
I think we both know that if Anna was still alive NO WAY would this case EVER be over! She would have fought them into old age. Hell, if having sex with a guy that looks like the Crypt Keeper isn't worth 300 million dollars, hell, I don't know what is!
Doctors being investigated...it's about f*cking time!
Before they wipe out what's left of talent in Hollywood, somebody down at the State Attorney General's office FINALLY put two and two together and saw that something didn't quite add up. TMZ.com reports:
The State Attorney General's Office is investigating a number of doctors who prescribed meds for Michael Jackson, Brittany Murphy and Corey Haim ... sources tell TMZ.
We're told several dozen doctors are being investigated for allegedly prescribing meds without medical justification. The A.G. is also looking at various aliases that were used in prescribing powerful meds.
Sources say between 25 and 30 doctors are being "actively investigated."
I know I'm not the only one that's been wondering what the hell has been going on with all of these doctors prescribing all of these crazy medication combinations. It's insane that this kind of thing has been allowed to go on this long. Who the hell was asleep at the wheel! These "doctors" all just give out these things like M&M's an it's killing people! Screw them to the wall Attorney General!
...and why isn't Heath Ledger on that list?
The State Attorney General's Office is investigating a number of doctors who prescribed meds for Michael Jackson, Brittany Murphy and Corey Haim ... sources tell TMZ.
We're told several dozen doctors are being investigated for allegedly prescribing meds without medical justification. The A.G. is also looking at various aliases that were used in prescribing powerful meds.
Sources say between 25 and 30 doctors are being "actively investigated."
I know I'm not the only one that's been wondering what the hell has been going on with all of these doctors prescribing all of these crazy medication combinations. It's insane that this kind of thing has been allowed to go on this long. Who the hell was asleep at the wheel! These "doctors" all just give out these things like M&M's an it's killing people! Screw them to the wall Attorney General!
...and why isn't Heath Ledger on that list?
A pharmacist tried to cut off Brittany Murphy.
Looks like someone realized there could potentially be a problem. TMZ reports:
A Los Angeles pharmacy owner tells TMZ he cut off Brittany Murphy, Simon Monjack and Sharon Murphy just months before Brittany's death because he "thought there was going to be an accident."
Eddie Bubar, owner of Eddie's Pharmacy, has a list of more than 100 prescriptions he filled for Brittany, Simon and Sharon between January 2008 and August 2009, including Vicodin, hydrocodone, Klonopin, and other drugs under various aliases.
One of the aliases was Lola Manilow Murphy. Bubar tells TMZ the alias was Brittany's. Bubar told investigators a courier would pick the various prescriptions up in an envelope approximately every two weeks with the name "Lola" written on it. TMZ has already reported such an envelope was regularly delivered to the house.
Bubar tells TMZ he cut Murphy, Simon and Sharon off four months before Brittany died, partly because he believed they were using multiple pharmacies to fill scripts.
Bubar tells TMZ, "We thought there was going to be an accident there."
And we've learned there were other aliases used for prescriptions from another pharmacy, including the names Kathelyn Moore, Trevor Williams, Steven Marks and Faith Gosselin.
Simon Monjack confirms with TMZ that he used aliases, along with Brittany and Sharon, because, "You know how this town is." Monjack says, "We're the ones who cut Eddie's Pharmacy off."
You know how this town is. We're the ones who cut Eddie's Pharmacy off??? WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN MONJACK??? Is it just me or is this guy looking increasingly suspicious?
Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0iefzLg4p
A Los Angeles pharmacy owner tells TMZ he cut off Brittany Murphy, Simon Monjack and Sharon Murphy just months before Brittany's death because he "thought there was going to be an accident."
Eddie Bubar, owner of Eddie's Pharmacy, has a list of more than 100 prescriptions he filled for Brittany, Simon and Sharon between January 2008 and August 2009, including Vicodin, hydrocodone, Klonopin, and other drugs under various aliases.
One of the aliases was Lola Manilow Murphy. Bubar tells TMZ the alias was Brittany's. Bubar told investigators a courier would pick the various prescriptions up in an envelope approximately every two weeks with the name "Lola" written on it. TMZ has already reported such an envelope was regularly delivered to the house.
Bubar tells TMZ he cut Murphy, Simon and Sharon off four months before Brittany died, partly because he believed they were using multiple pharmacies to fill scripts.
Bubar tells TMZ, "We thought there was going to be an accident there."
And we've learned there were other aliases used for prescriptions from another pharmacy, including the names Kathelyn Moore, Trevor Williams, Steven Marks and Faith Gosselin.
Simon Monjack confirms with TMZ that he used aliases, along with Brittany and Sharon, because, "You know how this town is." Monjack says, "We're the ones who cut Eddie's Pharmacy off."
You know how this town is. We're the ones who cut Eddie's Pharmacy off??? WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN MONJACK??? Is it just me or is this guy looking increasingly suspicious?
Read more: http://www.tmz.com/#ixzz0iefzLg4p
Thursday, March 18, 2010
Tiger likes to talk dirty.
Joslyn James, Tiger whore number whatever. Has released her text messages of raunchy crap that she exchanged between Tiger and herself. Tmz.com reports:
The site, sextingjoslynjames.com, includes texts that say:
- OK, I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust.
- I want to treat you rough, throw you around, spank and slap you
- Have you ever had a golden shower done to you? ... just morbid curiosity.
- You are my f**king whore. Hold you down while I choke you
It's interesting ... Joslyn has omitted the messages she sent to Tiger, so we don't know what she said that may have egged him on.
And then there's this, on September 8, 2009: "Having a few issues at home. Might be a little later before I see you tonight." That text is followed by "parent hood melt down :)"
And the last message is dated October 4, 2009. It says, "Don't f**king talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, F**k."
For the record, Tiger references golfing in three different tournaments in the texts: The Buick Open, Bridgestone Invitational, and BMW Championship -- he won all three.
Personally I love the fact that every whore has some version of the same story "I'm the victim". Some say "I thought he loved me", or "I was just there for companionship. I'm not a prostitute" or "I feel sorry for his wife but I deserve an apology too!" and of course Joslyn's "It's time the truth came out about Tiger".
Ladies, (and I use the phrase in its loosest possible sense) let's not beat around the bush (sorry) lets call this like it is shall we? How about "I'm a whore and I want my 15 minutes of fame to milk as much interview money out of this as I can and I want to prove that I'm different than the other gazillion so that maybe I can get my own reality show or maybe a job at a newspaper like Elliot Spitzer's whore...but I'm not a whore".
The site, sextingjoslynjames.com, includes texts that say:
- OK, I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust.
- I want to treat you rough, throw you around, spank and slap you
- Have you ever had a golden shower done to you? ... just morbid curiosity.
- You are my f**king whore. Hold you down while I choke you
It's interesting ... Joslyn has omitted the messages she sent to Tiger, so we don't know what she said that may have egged him on.
And then there's this, on September 8, 2009: "Having a few issues at home. Might be a little later before I see you tonight." That text is followed by "parent hood melt down :)"
And the last message is dated October 4, 2009. It says, "Don't f**king talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen you there, F**k."
For the record, Tiger references golfing in three different tournaments in the texts: The Buick Open, Bridgestone Invitational, and BMW Championship -- he won all three.
Personally I love the fact that every whore has some version of the same story "I'm the victim". Some say "I thought he loved me", or "I was just there for companionship. I'm not a prostitute" or "I feel sorry for his wife but I deserve an apology too!" and of course Joslyn's "It's time the truth came out about Tiger".
Ladies, (and I use the phrase in its loosest possible sense) let's not beat around the bush (sorry) lets call this like it is shall we? How about "I'm a whore and I want my 15 minutes of fame to milk as much interview money out of this as I can and I want to prove that I'm different than the other gazillion so that maybe I can get my own reality show or maybe a job at a newspaper like Elliot Spitzer's whore...but I'm not a whore".
Snooki killed some poor bastard.
She served booze to minors. Radaronline has the exclusive and posts:
Jersey Shore star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi was criminally charged for selling booze to minors at a party at her house -- a party that ended with the tragic drunk driving death of one of her classmates, RadarOnline.com has uncovered in a blockbuster exclusive.
Snooki was one of three people charged in connection with the 2004 death of teenager Michael Truncali, a RadarOnline.com investigation revealed.
The Marlboro High School senior died with a blood alcohol level of .18 -- more than twice the legal limit -- when he rolled his Mazda in the early hours of Thanksgiving morning after drinking for hours at Snooki’s house.
Truncali had been drinking heavily in the basement of Snooki's home before crashing his car on his way home. After a several month investigation, Snooki was charged with Prohibited Sale of Alcoholic Beverages, as authorities said she charged a fee for alcohol.
Snooki has emerged as one of the breakout stars of MTV’s hit show, where boozing and partying is frequently part of the episodes.
According to police statements at the time, the party took place in a home owned by Helen Polizzi - who is Snooki's mother.
The parents of the victim, however, do not think the entire truth has been told and they expressed conflicting emotions about Snooki.
Breaking their five-year silence in an emotional interview with RadarOnline.com at their home, Michelle and Bill Truncali said they were upset that Jersey Shore appears to "glorify" alcohol consumption.
Michelle said she watched two episodes and couldn’t take anymore.
She expressed some anger toward Snooki, saying: "She doesn't care about what happened to our son." But later in the interview she took a more conciliatory tone and told RadarOnline.com: "We're not out to trash Nicole. I never blamed her for what happened, she was a 16-year-old (sic). I blame others. I am not looking for those people to get arrested, I just want the truth."
Her husband told RadarOnline.com: "I just don't feel that parents should allow underage drinking in their homes.”
Both Truncalis said they have achieved closure on their son's death and accepted his own responsibility for the accident, but they remain determined to find the truth about who supplied the alcohol that led to their crash.
So far, they have opted not to pursue a civil case for damages.
Wow Snookie, I don't know what's worse. The fact that you got an underage kid drunk, the fact that your mom was home and let it happen or the fact that you CHARGED HIM FOR IT!!! I thought only the Gestapo charged you for killing you...my bad.
Jersey Shore star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi was criminally charged for selling booze to minors at a party at her house -- a party that ended with the tragic drunk driving death of one of her classmates, RadarOnline.com has uncovered in a blockbuster exclusive.
Snooki was one of three people charged in connection with the 2004 death of teenager Michael Truncali, a RadarOnline.com investigation revealed.
The Marlboro High School senior died with a blood alcohol level of .18 -- more than twice the legal limit -- when he rolled his Mazda in the early hours of Thanksgiving morning after drinking for hours at Snooki’s house.
Truncali had been drinking heavily in the basement of Snooki's home before crashing his car on his way home. After a several month investigation, Snooki was charged with Prohibited Sale of Alcoholic Beverages, as authorities said she charged a fee for alcohol.
Snooki has emerged as one of the breakout stars of MTV’s hit show, where boozing and partying is frequently part of the episodes.
According to police statements at the time, the party took place in a home owned by Helen Polizzi - who is Snooki's mother.
The parents of the victim, however, do not think the entire truth has been told and they expressed conflicting emotions about Snooki.
Breaking their five-year silence in an emotional interview with RadarOnline.com at their home, Michelle and Bill Truncali said they were upset that Jersey Shore appears to "glorify" alcohol consumption.
Michelle said she watched two episodes and couldn’t take anymore.
She expressed some anger toward Snooki, saying: "She doesn't care about what happened to our son." But later in the interview she took a more conciliatory tone and told RadarOnline.com: "We're not out to trash Nicole. I never blamed her for what happened, she was a 16-year-old (sic). I blame others. I am not looking for those people to get arrested, I just want the truth."
Her husband told RadarOnline.com: "I just don't feel that parents should allow underage drinking in their homes.”
Both Truncalis said they have achieved closure on their son's death and accepted his own responsibility for the accident, but they remain determined to find the truth about who supplied the alcohol that led to their crash.
So far, they have opted not to pursue a civil case for damages.
Wow Snookie, I don't know what's worse. The fact that you got an underage kid drunk, the fact that your mom was home and let it happen or the fact that you CHARGED HIM FOR IT!!! I thought only the Gestapo charged you for killing you...my bad.
Thursday, March 11, 2010
Betty White to host Saturday Night Live. I actually WANT to see this!
At long last Betty White is going to host SNL! I've been waiting for this for a long time. It will be a relief after such a long time for someone to be on that show that's actually FUNNY! Reuters reports:
White, 88, is a six-time winner of the top U.S. television awards, the Emmys, who has been a TV star going back to the 1950s. She has frequented TV game shows such as "Match Game" and "Password," and was a guest star on the popular "Mary Tyler Moore" show in the 1970s playing TV personality Sue Ann Nivens.
She increased her popularity portraying the absent-minded Rose Nylund who shared a home with several retired women on hit sitcom "The Golden Girls" which spanned the 1980s and early 1990s.
In recent years, her career has taken her into movies, primetime television and even daytime dramas.
She will host the popular late-night comedy program on May 8, one day ahead of "Mother's Day" in the United States, on which people celebrate moms and grandmas.
"I can't think of a better way to spend Mother's Day weekend than with Betty White," Lorne Michaels, executive producer of "Saturday Night" said in a statement.
I love this woman! Gotta admit, she's got a lot of energy for 88 years old. More power to ya Betty!
White, 88, is a six-time winner of the top U.S. television awards, the Emmys, who has been a TV star going back to the 1950s. She has frequented TV game shows such as "Match Game" and "Password," and was a guest star on the popular "Mary Tyler Moore" show in the 1970s playing TV personality Sue Ann Nivens.
She increased her popularity portraying the absent-minded Rose Nylund who shared a home with several retired women on hit sitcom "The Golden Girls" which spanned the 1980s and early 1990s.
In recent years, her career has taken her into movies, primetime television and even daytime dramas.
She will host the popular late-night comedy program on May 8, one day ahead of "Mother's Day" in the United States, on which people celebrate moms and grandmas.
"I can't think of a better way to spend Mother's Day weekend than with Betty White," Lorne Michaels, executive producer of "Saturday Night" said in a statement.
I love this woman! Gotta admit, she's got a lot of energy for 88 years old. More power to ya Betty!
Heidi Montag fires Spencer Pratt and replaces him with a psychic...I don't even know anymore.
I can't figure out if this is an improvement or not or what. People magazine reports:
Married almost one year ago, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have decided to go their separate ways – in business that is.
Pratt, who has managed the couple since the day they met nearly five years ago – when Montag was 19 years old – is being replaced with a Malibu-based psychic named Aiden Chase, the reality star tells PEOPLE.
"After the incredible experiences I have had healing my life and truly connecting to my dreams with healer intuitive Aiden Chase, I have officially asked him to become my manager," Montag says. "Having an intuitive psychic leading my team gives me an edge no one else has."
"No longer is my husband the face of my business or managing my career," she adds. "I am going to have Aiden Chase help manage my new life and career in a very different and positive way with light and love. The time for change is now. Never mix business and pleasure. We are no longer Speidi but Spencer and Heidi."
Healer intuitive??? That's one I haven't heard before. This should end well. She's an idiot and Adian is freaking Rasputin! Brilliant!!!
Married almost one year ago, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have decided to go their separate ways – in business that is.
Pratt, who has managed the couple since the day they met nearly five years ago – when Montag was 19 years old – is being replaced with a Malibu-based psychic named Aiden Chase, the reality star tells PEOPLE.
"After the incredible experiences I have had healing my life and truly connecting to my dreams with healer intuitive Aiden Chase, I have officially asked him to become my manager," Montag says. "Having an intuitive psychic leading my team gives me an edge no one else has."
"No longer is my husband the face of my business or managing my career," she adds. "I am going to have Aiden Chase help manage my new life and career in a very different and positive way with light and love. The time for change is now. Never mix business and pleasure. We are no longer Speidi but Spencer and Heidi."
Healer intuitive??? That's one I haven't heard before. This should end well. She's an idiot and Adian is freaking Rasputin! Brilliant!!!
Clothing designed by Amy Winehouse...sure, why not???
The executives over at Fred Perry designs of England must be doing more sh*t than Amy Winehouse because they want her to design clothing for them. The agreement will call for 17 articles and accessories. Here's the statement that they released:
It’s Amy all over sharp, clever, sexy, lots of attitude but stays true to the Perry aesthetic and unrivalled heritage. and still remain instantly recognisable.”
I'm not quite sure what that means but I do understand that anyone who walks around town dressed like Amy Winehouse will definately be "instantly recognisable"! One thing I know is that nothing and I mean NOTHING says "glamourous fashion" quite like Amy Winehouse.
...Fred Perry will be bankrupt by this time next week.
It’s Amy all over sharp, clever, sexy, lots of attitude but stays true to the Perry aesthetic and unrivalled heritage. and still remain instantly recognisable.”
I'm not quite sure what that means but I do understand that anyone who walks around town dressed like Amy Winehouse will definately be "instantly recognisable"! One thing I know is that nothing and I mean NOTHING says "glamourous fashion" quite like Amy Winehouse.
...Fred Perry will be bankrupt by this time next week.
Ok, now Dr. Drew is getting on my nerves.
Douchebag Dr. Drew of course had to give his two cents on how he could have saved Corey Haim's life (more like saved his ratings). I'm sure he really cared. People magazine reports:
Pinsky, an addiction-medicine specialist, says that friends and associates of the former child actor – who died Wednesday at 38 – have told him for years that Haim needed help with recovery. Pinsky says he gave them his phone number but Haim never called.
Pinksy adds that although Haim has been to rehab facilities several times, "he wasn't embracing treatment in any real way" and was only fooling himself when he told his show's producers "I do not need help."
"He's dead. Do you need to know anything more?" Pinsky said.
Yes Dr. Drew there is one more thing I do need to know and you as a "man of medicine" should appreciate this...WHAT THE F*CKING AUTOPSY SAYS YOU F*CKING JACKOFF!!! Man! This is exactly the kind of sh*t Corey Feldman was talking about. Stop jumping to conclusions and slandering this guys name before the damn facts are in. Drew is only doing this so he can get five seconds of air time, look like an expert who "cares" and maybe boost his ratings a quarter of a proint. For all this asshole knows it could have been a f*cking heart attack! We don't know yet! Drew, you're a self-righteous DICK!!!
Pinsky, an addiction-medicine specialist, says that friends and associates of the former child actor – who died Wednesday at 38 – have told him for years that Haim needed help with recovery. Pinsky says he gave them his phone number but Haim never called.
Pinksy adds that although Haim has been to rehab facilities several times, "he wasn't embracing treatment in any real way" and was only fooling himself when he told his show's producers "I do not need help."
"He's dead. Do you need to know anything more?" Pinsky said.
Yes Dr. Drew there is one more thing I do need to know and you as a "man of medicine" should appreciate this...WHAT THE F*CKING AUTOPSY SAYS YOU F*CKING JACKOFF!!! Man! This is exactly the kind of sh*t Corey Feldman was talking about. Stop jumping to conclusions and slandering this guys name before the damn facts are in. Drew is only doing this so he can get five seconds of air time, look like an expert who "cares" and maybe boost his ratings a quarter of a proint. For all this asshole knows it could have been a f*cking heart attack! We don't know yet! Drew, you're a self-righteous DICK!!!
Christina Ricci wants to be the new Lindsay Lohan??? This better be a freak incident!
Christina Ricci was in Paris partying it up and not looking so good if you know what I mean. radaronline.com reports:
Looking worse for the wear at a party following the Jean-Charles de Castelbajac Ready to Wear show in Paris, Ricci was photographed looking clearly dazed and out of sorts.
In one photo, Ricci barely avoids a nip-slip as the top of her outfit plunged dangerously low while a male friend propped her up. Despite the festive mood of the other people in the photo, Ricci has her eyes closed and is leaning into her friend for support.
In another shocking photo, the actress leans against another male as her mouth gapes open. Two other shots show Ricci apparently attempting her hand at dancing while a friend holds her up as she slips off part of her leather jacket and bares her shoulders.
Oh man this can't be happening! She's such a sweet little...hang on...she's f*cking 30!?! When the hell did this happen??? Well then, uh, she can do whatever the hell she wants to. Forget I said anything.
~EDIT: Ok, so Lindsay Lohan was there. This explains much.
Looking worse for the wear at a party following the Jean-Charles de Castelbajac Ready to Wear show in Paris, Ricci was photographed looking clearly dazed and out of sorts.
In one photo, Ricci barely avoids a nip-slip as the top of her outfit plunged dangerously low while a male friend propped her up. Despite the festive mood of the other people in the photo, Ricci has her eyes closed and is leaning into her friend for support.
In another shocking photo, the actress leans against another male as her mouth gapes open. Two other shots show Ricci apparently attempting her hand at dancing while a friend holds her up as she slips off part of her leather jacket and bares her shoulders.
Oh man this can't be happening! She's such a sweet little...hang on...she's f*cking 30!?! When the hell did this happen??? Well then, uh, she can do whatever the hell she wants to. Forget I said anything.
~EDIT: Ok, so Lindsay Lohan was there. This explains much.
Natalie Mejia gets busted for blow.
Ok, I didn't know who she was either but she's a member of a pop group called Girlicious (I won't ask). Standard Hollywood stuff here. She was speeding through a suburb, got pulled over, cops search car, cops find over a dozen bags of Natalie Mejiacocaine...it's a tale as old as time.
She spent the night in jail and got released on $30,000.00 bail. That's a lot of bail. By the way, I love the mug shot. Will somebody please slap this bitch and tell her it's NOT a photo op!!!
She spent the night in jail and got released on $30,000.00 bail. That's a lot of bail. By the way, I love the mug shot. Will somebody please slap this bitch and tell her it's NOT a photo op!!!
Oh crap, Merlin Olson's dead too.
If you ever watched "Little House on the Prairie" you'll remember that one of the one of the most endearing characters was Mr. Garvey. Merlin was a pro football player for the Rams in the 60's before he went into acting. He also starred in the series Father Murphy and Aaron's Way and of course spokesman for FTD Florists.
Merlin was undergoing chemotherapy at the time of his death. He had been diagnosed with mesothelioma which he sued NBC studios for exposing him to asbestos. He was 69.
His co-star on Little House, Melissa Gilbert had this to say:
"My heart go out to his dear family. He was one of the sweetest, kindest, men I have ever known. The personification of the Gentle Giant. Forever now, a guardian angel."
Goodbye gentle giant, are loved.
Merlin was undergoing chemotherapy at the time of his death. He had been diagnosed with mesothelioma which he sued NBC studios for exposing him to asbestos. He was 69.
His co-star on Little House, Melissa Gilbert had this to say:
"My heart go out to his dear family. He was one of the sweetest, kindest, men I have ever known. The personification of the Gentle Giant. Forever now, a guardian angel."
Goodbye gentle giant, are loved.
Corey Feldman calls out Hollywood.
Corey Feldman has questions just like I do. Things like "who are these douchebags?" and "why does everybody have their own unsolicicted opinion that they feel the uncontrollabe urge to spew onto the world because the world could never survive unless they put their two f*cking cents in!?!" eonline.com reports:
Corey Feldman deeply appreciates the outpouring of sentiment from Hollywood in the wake of his "brother and best friend" Corey Haim's untimely death.
But Haim's longtime pal and fellow child star turned struggling twentysomething turned redemption-seeking thirtysomething remains angry, hurt and sad at the same time.
"Where were all these people the last 10 years," Feldman asked, when Haim was living with his ailing mom in her apartment and too broke to own his own car?
Feldman, in an interview with Larry King Live, said Wednesday that society should be held accountable for the shoddy way Hollywood—and the media— treats its young stars once they're no longer marketable.
"Where were all these people to lend a handout, to reach out ot him and say, you're a legend, you're an amazingly talented wonderful person who's never really gone out of his way to hurt anyone, other than himself?" Feldman said pointedly.
"In this entertainment industry, in Hollywood, we build people up as children, we put them on pedestals, and then, when we decide they're not marketable anymore, we walk away from them."
Speaking from personal experience, Feldman said that, while he got himself cleaned up after struggling with drugs, his Two Coreys counterpart had a harder time, and by the time he was ready to face life sober again, "there was no one there to pull him up."
As for Haim's history of substance abuse, which Feldman admitted is a "long and detailed drug history," the Stand by Me star said that, first and foremost, he wants people to stop jumping to conclusions.
"At the end of the day, until the coroner's report comes out, until we have specific evidence, until we know exactly what the toxicology reports say, nobody knows and nobody's going to know" what caused his friend's death, Feldman said.
I'd say Feldman has some damn good points, WOULDN'T YOU??? How much would you like to bet that he's not going to get any answers?
Corey Feldman deeply appreciates the outpouring of sentiment from Hollywood in the wake of his "brother and best friend" Corey Haim's untimely death.
But Haim's longtime pal and fellow child star turned struggling twentysomething turned redemption-seeking thirtysomething remains angry, hurt and sad at the same time.
"Where were all these people the last 10 years," Feldman asked, when Haim was living with his ailing mom in her apartment and too broke to own his own car?
Feldman, in an interview with Larry King Live, said Wednesday that society should be held accountable for the shoddy way Hollywood—and the media— treats its young stars once they're no longer marketable.
"Where were all these people to lend a handout, to reach out ot him and say, you're a legend, you're an amazingly talented wonderful person who's never really gone out of his way to hurt anyone, other than himself?" Feldman said pointedly.
"In this entertainment industry, in Hollywood, we build people up as children, we put them on pedestals, and then, when we decide they're not marketable anymore, we walk away from them."
Speaking from personal experience, Feldman said that, while he got himself cleaned up after struggling with drugs, his Two Coreys counterpart had a harder time, and by the time he was ready to face life sober again, "there was no one there to pull him up."
As for Haim's history of substance abuse, which Feldman admitted is a "long and detailed drug history," the Stand by Me star said that, first and foremost, he wants people to stop jumping to conclusions.
"At the end of the day, until the coroner's report comes out, until we have specific evidence, until we know exactly what the toxicology reports say, nobody knows and nobody's going to know" what caused his friend's death, Feldman said.
I'd say Feldman has some damn good points, WOULDN'T YOU??? How much would you like to bet that he's not going to get any answers?
Corey Haim remembered by Hollywood.
Most of whom, and let's be honest here, are just doing this to get their names online to show how sensitive they are and probably couldn't have cared less about Corey Haim.
Alyssa Milano: "Just woke up to the sad, sad news that Corey Haim passed away. RIP sweet boy."
Christina Applegate: "My thoughts go out to Corey's family and friends today. So sad."
Kevin Smith: "Lost Boy goes home: Corey Haim, dead at 38. G'bye, LUCAS. You gave hope to the weird & unlikely."
Ashton Kutcher: "Rip Corey Haim 'Childhood hero.'"
Tamera Mowry: "RIP Cory Haim...you were my first crush!"
Ralph Macchio: "Always so sad and disturbing when the addiction and demons prevail. RIP Corey Haim."
Melissa Joan Hart: "No way! I just saw him last week at a Lupus event!"
Hoda Kotb: "So sad about corey haim..."
'Bones' creator, Hart Hanson: "Corey Haim died? That's just sad and depressing."
Danielle Staub ('Real Housewives of New Jersey'): "Rest peacefully Corey Haim."
Adrianne Curry: "Corey Haim died. That is what happens when you can't grow up and kick the habit. Sadly, most who start, don't stop. A waste of beautiful life."
Meredith Salenger: "Just woke to hear Corey Haim passed away. Heartbreaking. so sad. Rest in Peace Corey."
Loni Love ('Chelsea Lately'): "Hollywood can be a land of dreams ... but for most, it can become a land of nightmares ... don't believe the hype ... R.I.P. Corey Haim."
Khloe Kardashian: "Is this true? No way. So sad! God bless!"
Karina Smirnoff ('Dancing With The Stars'): "What is happening with Hollywood? Corey Haim found dead from overdose. Another talent lost to drugs."
Soleil Moon Frye ('Punky Brewster'): "RIP Corey Haim. Nobody made listening to 80's music back in the day look so good... Save a dance for me up there."
Vivica A. Fox, Shark City costar: "We will miss this wonderfully talented young man, it was a pleasure to have worked with him, may God bless his family at this most difficult time."
Nicole Eggert, Blown Away costar and ex-girlfriend: "I am very saddened at the news of Corey's death and that he was unable to overcome the demons he so deeply struggled with. It is tragic and my heart and well wishes go out to his family. May he finally be in peace."
Todd Bridges, The Two Coreys guest star: "Corey Haim was a good friend of mine and he will be missed. Too many people are dying way too young and it's sad because of the loved ones who are left behind to understand what happened and to feel the loss. I hope he's in a better place."
Brooke McCarter and Billy Worth, The Lost Boys costars: "We love Corey Haim. He had a spirit that was beautiful and he had a lot of love to share with his friends. It's a real sad day. Once a lost boy always a lost boy. Corey Haim had an amazing heart. He got caught up in Hollywood. He was an A-caliber actor. Everyone cared about him. Our thoughts and prayers are out to his friends and family and his mom, Judy Haim. Let's all remember the Corey Haim they all loved."
Greg Goldman, The Two Coreys creator: "The last time I spoke to Corey was two months ago and he was in good spirits. He was very optimistic, he was helping his mom, who was sick, and was very optimistic that she would be OK and was very optimistic about his career. He was a positive guy. He had a very infectious laugh...Anyone who was close with Corey Haim knew he battled with a lot of severe demons through the years...It was out biggest fear that it would just become too much and he would fall off for good...He wanted to do anything and everything. His passion was acting—in front of the camera or on stage—he wanted to do it."
Troy Searer, The Two Coreys executive producer: "I was deeply saddened by the news of Corey's passing. At his core he was a kind, generous and extremely talented guy. Unfortunately, his immeasurable heart and potential seemed to be in constant battle with his demons. He was a caring son and friend and he will be missed very much."
A&E, The Two Coreys network: "We are saddened by the tragic loss of Corey Haim who we had the pleasure to work with on the series The Two Coreys. Our thoughts are with his family during this difficult time."
I love the way so many of them are judgemental with their "holier than thou" attitudes. "Oh, it's a shame he couldn't fight his inner demons" "the drugs won" and crap like that. Until the coroner's report is in we have no idea what the hell it was that killed him. I just love these hypocrital bastards talk when you look at the sh*t they've done. We'll see what happens when it's their turn.
Alyssa Milano: "Just woke up to the sad, sad news that Corey Haim passed away. RIP sweet boy."
Christina Applegate: "My thoughts go out to Corey's family and friends today. So sad."
Kevin Smith: "Lost Boy goes home: Corey Haim, dead at 38. G'bye, LUCAS. You gave hope to the weird & unlikely."
Ashton Kutcher: "Rip Corey Haim 'Childhood hero.'"
Tamera Mowry: "RIP Cory Haim...you were my first crush!"
Ralph Macchio: "Always so sad and disturbing when the addiction and demons prevail. RIP Corey Haim."
Melissa Joan Hart: "No way! I just saw him last week at a Lupus event!"
Hoda Kotb: "So sad about corey haim..."
'Bones' creator, Hart Hanson: "Corey Haim died? That's just sad and depressing."
Danielle Staub ('Real Housewives of New Jersey'): "Rest peacefully Corey Haim."
Adrianne Curry: "Corey Haim died. That is what happens when you can't grow up and kick the habit. Sadly, most who start, don't stop. A waste of beautiful life."
Meredith Salenger: "Just woke to hear Corey Haim passed away. Heartbreaking. so sad. Rest in Peace Corey."
Loni Love ('Chelsea Lately'): "Hollywood can be a land of dreams ... but for most, it can become a land of nightmares ... don't believe the hype ... R.I.P. Corey Haim."
Khloe Kardashian: "Is this true? No way. So sad! God bless!"
Karina Smirnoff ('Dancing With The Stars'): "What is happening with Hollywood? Corey Haim found dead from overdose. Another talent lost to drugs."
Soleil Moon Frye ('Punky Brewster'): "RIP Corey Haim. Nobody made listening to 80's music back in the day look so good... Save a dance for me up there."
Vivica A. Fox, Shark City costar: "We will miss this wonderfully talented young man, it was a pleasure to have worked with him, may God bless his family at this most difficult time."
Nicole Eggert, Blown Away costar and ex-girlfriend: "I am very saddened at the news of Corey's death and that he was unable to overcome the demons he so deeply struggled with. It is tragic and my heart and well wishes go out to his family. May he finally be in peace."
Todd Bridges, The Two Coreys guest star: "Corey Haim was a good friend of mine and he will be missed. Too many people are dying way too young and it's sad because of the loved ones who are left behind to understand what happened and to feel the loss. I hope he's in a better place."
Brooke McCarter and Billy Worth, The Lost Boys costars: "We love Corey Haim. He had a spirit that was beautiful and he had a lot of love to share with his friends. It's a real sad day. Once a lost boy always a lost boy. Corey Haim had an amazing heart. He got caught up in Hollywood. He was an A-caliber actor. Everyone cared about him. Our thoughts and prayers are out to his friends and family and his mom, Judy Haim. Let's all remember the Corey Haim they all loved."
Greg Goldman, The Two Coreys creator: "The last time I spoke to Corey was two months ago and he was in good spirits. He was very optimistic, he was helping his mom, who was sick, and was very optimistic that she would be OK and was very optimistic about his career. He was a positive guy. He had a very infectious laugh...Anyone who was close with Corey Haim knew he battled with a lot of severe demons through the years...It was out biggest fear that it would just become too much and he would fall off for good...He wanted to do anything and everything. His passion was acting—in front of the camera or on stage—he wanted to do it."
Troy Searer, The Two Coreys executive producer: "I was deeply saddened by the news of Corey's passing. At his core he was a kind, generous and extremely talented guy. Unfortunately, his immeasurable heart and potential seemed to be in constant battle with his demons. He was a caring son and friend and he will be missed very much."
A&E, The Two Coreys network: "We are saddened by the tragic loss of Corey Haim who we had the pleasure to work with on the series The Two Coreys. Our thoughts are with his family during this difficult time."
I love the way so many of them are judgemental with their "holier than thou" attitudes. "Oh, it's a shame he couldn't fight his inner demons" "the drugs won" and crap like that. Until the coroner's report is in we have no idea what the hell it was that killed him. I just love these hypocrital bastards talk when you look at the sh*t they've done. We'll see what happens when it's their turn.
Wednesday, March 10, 2010
Corey Feldman releases a statement on his blog.
Here's what Corey had to say:
I was awakened at 8:30 this morning by my brother and sister knocking on my bedroom door. They informed me of the loss of my brother Corey Haim. My eyes weren’t even open all the way when the tears started streaming down my face. I am so sorry for Corey, his mother Judy, his family, my family, all of our fans, and of course my son who I will have to find a way to explain this to when he gets home from school. This is a tragic loss of a wonderful,beautiful,tormented soul, who will always be my brother,family, and best friend. We must all take this as a lesson in how we treat the people we share this world with while they are still here to make a difference. Please respect our families as we struggle and grieve through this difficult time. I hope the art Corey has left behind will be remembered as the passion of that for which he truly lived.
A terrible loss.
I was awakened at 8:30 this morning by my brother and sister knocking on my bedroom door. They informed me of the loss of my brother Corey Haim. My eyes weren’t even open all the way when the tears started streaming down my face. I am so sorry for Corey, his mother Judy, his family, my family, all of our fans, and of course my son who I will have to find a way to explain this to when he gets home from school. This is a tragic loss of a wonderful,beautiful,tormented soul, who will always be my brother,family, and best friend. We must all take this as a lesson in how we treat the people we share this world with while they are still here to make a difference. Please respect our families as we struggle and grieve through this difficult time. I hope the art Corey has left behind will be remembered as the passion of that for which he truly lived.
A terrible loss.
Corey was approached for Celebrity Rehab.
Never saw that one coming. TMZ reports:
Corey Haim was approached in the last 10 days by the casting company for "Celebrity Rehab" ... TMZ has learned.
Sources connected with Dr. Drew's show tell us casting producers called Corey. They say he was "extremely defensive and insulted, saying, 'It's the last show I'd ever do.'"
Our sources say the 3-minute conversation ended with Corey saying, "I do not need help."
We're also told the casting producers spoke with Corey's mom last October at an autograph convention, pitching the show.
Personally, I've seen that show and I can tell you two things 1. Dr. Drew is a sellout who only cares about you if your credit card clears and 2. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY gets clean on that f*cking show. If Corey was there he'd still be dead today.
Corey Haim was approached in the last 10 days by the casting company for "Celebrity Rehab" ... TMZ has learned.
Sources connected with Dr. Drew's show tell us casting producers called Corey. They say he was "extremely defensive and insulted, saying, 'It's the last show I'd ever do.'"
Our sources say the 3-minute conversation ended with Corey saying, "I do not need help."
We're also told the casting producers spoke with Corey's mom last October at an autograph convention, pitching the show.
Personally, I've seen that show and I can tell you two things 1. Dr. Drew is a sellout who only cares about you if your credit card clears and 2. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY gets clean on that f*cking show. If Corey was there he'd still be dead today.
Corey Haim passes away.
Corey Haim died early this morning in what police at this point believe to be an accidental overdose. Corey was with his mom and taking over the conter medication for the flu when he woke up at about 1am this morning and collapsed. He was prounced dead at 2:15am. Corey had problems battling drug addiction for many years. Ironically, he was in the same apartment complex where Rick James died. CNN reported:
In 2008, Feldman told People magazine that he would no longer speak to Haim until his former co-star got sober. In a clip from "The Two Coreys," Feldman and his wife, along with two other former teen stars, called on Haim in an effort to get him to admit he needed help, the magazine said.
The meeting followed an incident in which Haim -- scheduled to film a cameo appearance in a direct-to-DVD sequel to "The Lost Boys" -- appeared on the set "clearly under the influence," People reported.
"I don't feel that he's a safe person to have around my wife and child at the moment, for a multitude of reasons," Feldman told People. Haim told the magazine in the August 2008 story that he was currently sober and said, "I will always love Corey Feldman, but I lost 105 percent respect for him and his wife."
Personally I see this one as like the death of Steve Irwin. We all saw it coming a mile away but when it actually happens you're still shocked. R.I.P. Corey.
In 2008, Feldman told People magazine that he would no longer speak to Haim until his former co-star got sober. In a clip from "The Two Coreys," Feldman and his wife, along with two other former teen stars, called on Haim in an effort to get him to admit he needed help, the magazine said.
The meeting followed an incident in which Haim -- scheduled to film a cameo appearance in a direct-to-DVD sequel to "The Lost Boys" -- appeared on the set "clearly under the influence," People reported.
"I don't feel that he's a safe person to have around my wife and child at the moment, for a multitude of reasons," Feldman told People. Haim told the magazine in the August 2008 story that he was currently sober and said, "I will always love Corey Feldman, but I lost 105 percent respect for him and his wife."
Personally I see this one as like the death of Steve Irwin. We all saw it coming a mile away but when it actually happens you're still shocked. R.I.P. Corey.
Saturday, March 6, 2010
Sean Penn is getting critized for helping people, WTF???
If you get a chance watch the CBS Morning Show on Sunday they're airing an interview with Sean Penn an his relief efforts in Haiti. As hard to believe as this is, Sean has been coming under fire by critics for his work. What the hell do these people think he's there for to get a bloody tan??? Sean has some choice words for them though he says that they should all die of "rectal cancer". Gotta admit I didn't expect that one I thought he was going so say something along the lines of "they can all f*ck off!" But hey, to each his own. Further, he's there with water filtration units, a team of doctors and the businesswoman with whom he started his relief organization with. When asked if he gave his own money to the effort (can't believe they asked that) he said enough to where he'd better find a job soon. Man, can't these jackoffs see that this guy is sincere? You guys should shut the f*ck up! There Sean, I said it for you!
The Controller gives his prediction for best movie in the 2010 Oscars
...Avatar...f*cking Avatar. Why is anyone else even bothering to show the hell up?
Lady GaGa is f*cking nuts!!!
Wow, Lady GaGa had an interview with New York Style and wow it's one huge roadmap of sickness. Among the highlights were thing like, and I'm not kidding here, that she has a spiritual advisor in her head and what she likes about him the most as that he doesn't talk to her like she's a normal person. No sh*t Sherlock. She also wants her music to hypnotize people so that they can love themselves, her devotion to her hart and fans is more important that her vagina and a lot of other crazy gibberish. Now I know that artists are supposed to be eccentric but Jesus Christ! With this level of crazy I'm starting to wonder if this is an act to further her image because if this is really how her brain works I'd tell Marilyn Manson that I've finally found the perfect woman for him, get them together, and RUN LIKE HELL!!!
Megan Fox to be offed in Transformers 3?
Now I'm not usually into wild rumors until something concrete shows up but I really, really hope this one is true. The rumor buzzing around Hollywood is not only that Fox will be killed off in the film but that they will do it very early into it. As in minutes. Now there's a chance that this could just be a story to generate hype for the film but considering that all this bitch has done is badmouth Transformers I'm prepared to give it the benefit of the doubt. Also the crew hates her guts too...and she did compare Michael Bay to Hitler. Draw your own conclusions.
Brittney's boyfriend hates her music...no way dude.
I know you're shocked too. Here's the skinny. Jason Trawick, Brittney's boyfriend attended Paris Hilton's birthday party. Brittney was not there. At some point over the course of the evening the DJ played the song "Toxic". Trawick was heard to say "I hate this song!" His friends laughed but when they tried to talk to him he got frustrated and told them that he couldn't hear them over her voice. So her voice irritates you to no end but you still date her? Why? Is there a possibility that the sex could be THAT good??? Nah, it's the money...gotta be the money.
Brittney's boyfriend hates her music...no way dude.
I know you're shocked too. Here's the skinny. Jason Trawick, Brittney's boyfriend attended Paris Hilton's birthday party. Brittney was not there. At some point over the course of the evening the DJ played the song "Toxic". Trawick was heard to say "I hate this song!" His friends laughed but when they tried to talk to him he got frustrated and told them that he couldn't hear them over her voice. So her voice irritates you to no end but you still date her? Why? Is there a possibility that the sex could be THAT good??? Nah, it's the money...gotta be the money.
Friday, March 5, 2010
Wayne Newton's wife ain't stupid!
Remember when your husband is getting his ass sued by a pilot who is owed some big time cash and you kinda got that feeling that the dude is going to win the case, do what any other loyal devoted wife would do:
...stand by your man...no.
...get some lawyers...maybe.
...file some court documents to make sure that when the plaintiff (Monty Ward) comes back with another truck to try to take your husband's sh*t he can't take yours!...F*CK YES, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO!!!
Wayne's wife Kathleen McCrone Newton doesn't want her stuff on the truck so she filed some papers with the court stating that certain posessions were hers and hers alone. Like the art, jewelry, instrument...the f*cking LIBRARY. Wayne! Don't be dumb man! Offer her anything she wants to protect your stuff too!!!
...although, good luck getting it back once it's in her name. How strong is your love Wayne?
...stand by your man...no.
...get some lawyers...maybe.
...file some court documents to make sure that when the plaintiff (Monty Ward) comes back with another truck to try to take your husband's sh*t he can't take yours!...F*CK YES, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO!!!
Wayne's wife Kathleen McCrone Newton doesn't want her stuff on the truck so she filed some papers with the court stating that certain posessions were hers and hers alone. Like the art, jewelry, instrument...the f*cking LIBRARY. Wayne! Don't be dumb man! Offer her anything she wants to protect your stuff too!!!
...although, good luck getting it back once it's in her name. How strong is your love Wayne?
Simon Monjack is still giving back the money...I thought that was done by now.
...guess I was wrong. TMZ.com reports:
Simon Monjack tells TMZ he's already started to return all of the money he raised for the Brittany Murphy Foundation before he shut the website down -- but the grand total was under a grand.
According to Monjack, the foundation only collected roughly $800 via Pay Pal before we informed him that the foundation wasn't set up properly and wasn't recognized by the government as an official charity.
Monjack claims he plans to get the foundation up and running again in the near future -- and this time, he claims he's taking "the proper steps" to ensure that everything will be legit.
I don't know TMZ. The more I've looked into this dude the more I'm seeing a consistant record of the words Simon Monjack and "legit" NOT being in the same sentence together. I wouldn't trust this guy to tell me what color the sky was.
Simon Monjack tells TMZ he's already started to return all of the money he raised for the Brittany Murphy Foundation before he shut the website down -- but the grand total was under a grand.
According to Monjack, the foundation only collected roughly $800 via Pay Pal before we informed him that the foundation wasn't set up properly and wasn't recognized by the government as an official charity.
Monjack claims he plans to get the foundation up and running again in the near future -- and this time, he claims he's taking "the proper steps" to ensure that everything will be legit.
I don't know TMZ. The more I've looked into this dude the more I'm seeing a consistant record of the words Simon Monjack and "legit" NOT being in the same sentence together. I wouldn't trust this guy to tell me what color the sky was.
Rosanne Barr has an opinion on Marie Osmonds son.
Here's what she wrote in her blog and wow man, normally I would have posted a link but this sucker had to be pasted in it's entirity. I don't even know what to say to this:
marie osmonds poor gay son killed himself
because he had been told how wrong and how sick he was every day of his life by his church and the people in it. Calling that "depression" is a lie!
Yet the Osmonds still talk lovingly about their church, saying nothing about its extremely anti-gay Crusade. Marie also has a gay daughter! Hey, I want her and all the gay kids in the world to know that they are just fine being gay and that they deserve love and respect instead of insults and rebuke! I have gay people in my family and my circle of friends and I am kicking bigot ass and taking names!
That is how its done in my religion---(I have my own religion that I made up for myself and it is a great religion that actually works and respects facts and not fantasy!)
Gerald Lund one of the ex church apostles has three gay kids himself.
Yet, even though the people they say they love the most in all of their public displays and speeches (THEIR KIDS AND FAMILY!!) are gay,-- their own children,for crying out loud- these people cannot find the christian decency and compassion within themselves to stop their hypocritical gay bashing!!
How sickening. I know so many mormon kids who were gay and committed suicide, and I just cannot and will not stay quiet in order to not offend bigots anymore. It is all so terribly depressing.
Marie please don't talk about how your faith in your church has helped you get through this one! Please get some integrity and tell that church of yours that you will leave it and stop giving it ten percent of your money if they don't stop trying to destroy your kids' and all gay people's civil rights and dreams and hopes!!
G-d is trying to use you for something good and this is your opportunity! Your church is wrong and on the wrong wrong wrong side of things! Get as vocal about that as you are about your diet. G-d bless you too, Marie.
Take a hard look at the facts now as you use this very sad time for introspection, healing growth and prayer, and become a strong symbol for loving mothers who make no apologies for hatred against their own kids!
Man Rosie, I thought I was harsh! Cut down on the caffeine man!
By the way I found out about this one on thehollywoodgossip.com and they're the only ones mentioning it. I checked with the websites of tmz, radaronline, eonline, access hollywood etc. and nothing. How did this get under their radars?
marie osmonds poor gay son killed himself
because he had been told how wrong and how sick he was every day of his life by his church and the people in it. Calling that "depression" is a lie!
Yet the Osmonds still talk lovingly about their church, saying nothing about its extremely anti-gay Crusade. Marie also has a gay daughter! Hey, I want her and all the gay kids in the world to know that they are just fine being gay and that they deserve love and respect instead of insults and rebuke! I have gay people in my family and my circle of friends and I am kicking bigot ass and taking names!
That is how its done in my religion---(I have my own religion that I made up for myself and it is a great religion that actually works and respects facts and not fantasy!)
Gerald Lund one of the ex church apostles has three gay kids himself.
Yet, even though the people they say they love the most in all of their public displays and speeches (THEIR KIDS AND FAMILY!!) are gay,-- their own children,for crying out loud- these people cannot find the christian decency and compassion within themselves to stop their hypocritical gay bashing!!
How sickening. I know so many mormon kids who were gay and committed suicide, and I just cannot and will not stay quiet in order to not offend bigots anymore. It is all so terribly depressing.
Marie please don't talk about how your faith in your church has helped you get through this one! Please get some integrity and tell that church of yours that you will leave it and stop giving it ten percent of your money if they don't stop trying to destroy your kids' and all gay people's civil rights and dreams and hopes!!
G-d is trying to use you for something good and this is your opportunity! Your church is wrong and on the wrong wrong wrong side of things! Get as vocal about that as you are about your diet. G-d bless you too, Marie.
Take a hard look at the facts now as you use this very sad time for introspection, healing growth and prayer, and become a strong symbol for loving mothers who make no apologies for hatred against their own kids!
Man Rosie, I thought I was harsh! Cut down on the caffeine man!
By the way I found out about this one on thehollywoodgossip.com and they're the only ones mentioning it. I checked with the websites of tmz, radaronline, eonline, access hollywood etc. and nothing. How did this get under their radars?
Charlie Sheen is fu*cked.
This isn't looking good for Charlie regarding the pending case for the Christmas "misunderstanding" with his wife. Looks like the DA is out for blood (definately in the best interests of the people. I'm sure it has nothing with making a name for himself or advancing his career). Radaronline.com reports:
“Plea negotiations are in no way imminent,” the source added, emphasizing that Mordkin and Cummins are “far apart” in terms of reaching a compromise over what crimes the actor committed.
Sources tell RadarOnline.com that Mordkin is following the lead of Judicial District Attorney Martin Beeson who has “declared war on sexual crimes in his three-county district” in Colorado. The source said Mordkin “noted that there have been a multitude of serious domestic violence episodes in Aspen recently” and that given these episodes “have been fueled by alcohol and drugs, it is easy for an out-of-control situation to go from bad to worse”.
Declared war on domestic violence. Oh God Charlie this guy's going to make a f*cking example out of you. You'd better make DAMN sure that her crack tests come back positive. I don't care what you have to do, MAKE THIS HAPPPEN!
“Plea negotiations are in no way imminent,” the source added, emphasizing that Mordkin and Cummins are “far apart” in terms of reaching a compromise over what crimes the actor committed.
Sources tell RadarOnline.com that Mordkin is following the lead of Judicial District Attorney Martin Beeson who has “declared war on sexual crimes in his three-county district” in Colorado. The source said Mordkin “noted that there have been a multitude of serious domestic violence episodes in Aspen recently” and that given these episodes “have been fueled by alcohol and drugs, it is easy for an out-of-control situation to go from bad to worse”.
Declared war on domestic violence. Oh God Charlie this guy's going to make a f*cking example out of you. You'd better make DAMN sure that her crack tests come back positive. I don't care what you have to do, MAKE THIS HAPPPEN!
Michael J. Fox to be named honorary doctor.
Awesome. Access Hollywood reports:
Sweden’s Karolinska institute says it will give an honorary degree of medicine to Canadian-American actor Michael J. Fox for his work to raise funds and awareness for Parkinson’s disease.
The institute, which awards the annual Nobel Prize in medicine, says the Michael J. Fox Foundation for Parkinson’s Research has since 2000 given more than $175 million to research aimed at developing drugs against the disease.
Good luck Michael. I hope they get some results soon.
Sweden’s Karolinska institute says it will give an honorary degree of medicine to Canadian-American actor Michael J. Fox for his work to raise funds and awareness for Parkinson’s disease.
The institute, which awards the annual Nobel Prize in medicine, says the Michael J. Fox Foundation for Parkinson’s Research has since 2000 given more than $175 million to research aimed at developing drugs against the disease.
Good luck Michael. I hope they get some results soon.
Sarah Palin is going Hollywood!
Looks like Sarah Palin is starting to like the Hollywood scene. After her comedic stint on the "Tonight Show" she was spotted with Mark Burnett the reality show king, going from network to network. She's probably going to get a lot of criticism for this but what the hell. Let's look at the facts about Sarah Palin. Here's a woman that literally got yanked into the limelight by the Republican party to run for Vice President. When they lost what happened? McCain turned on her like a rabid animal, her own party blamed her for the loss, the press sent in investigators to uncover anything they could find on her and then they made the lives of her and her family a living hell. So now they're going to criticize her for opting for Hollywood stardom instead on politics??? Give me a break! After the way politics treated her I say GO FOR IT SARAH!!! Good luck!
Thursday, March 4, 2010
Marie Osmond is going back to work. Something doesn't quite feel right about this one.
After missing six whole shows due to the death of her 18 year old son Marie Osmond is returning to Las Vegas the day after the funeral to resume her stage act and they even schecheduled extra shows to make up for the lost ones. I don't want to sound like a douchebag but hell, it is my blog but does this sound a little cold to anyone else? The Las Vegas Sun reports:
After the suicide of Blosil, who leapt to his death Friday night from a downtown Los Angleles apartment building, Donny & Marie have committed to performing on previously open dates covering April 13-17. Tickets go on sale Thursday at the Flamingo box office. Donny & Marie return to the stage Tuesday night for the first time since the tragedy. Six shows, total, will have been postponed by the time they take the stage again.
The week of the new performances was intended to be half of a two-week vacation for Donny & Marie. However, according to the duo's Las Vegas manager, Chip Lightman, Donny & Marie sought to accommodate fans who already had purchased tickets to shows canceled last week. Lightman added that Marie Osmond — a performer since age 3 — was eager to return to the stage, finding the process "cathartic."
Ok, 2 things:
1. Is the line "The week of the new performances was intended to be half of a two-week vacation for Donny & Marie." supposed to mean that they're making a huge sacrifice for the fans by missing their vacation. Jesus guys, sorry timing for his death wasn't better. Guess he should have scheduled an appointment.
2. You find the return to the stage after your son's death "cathartic"??? I had to look that up!!!
Catharsis (Ancient Greek: Κάθαρσις) is a Greek word meaning "cleansing", "purging", or "clarification." It is derived from the infinitive verb of Ancient Greek: καθαίρειν transliterated as kathairein "to purify, purge," and adjective Ancient Greek: καθαρός katharos "pure or clean."
Specifically in drama defined as:
Catharsis is the emotional cleansing of the audience. In relation to drama it is an extreme change in emotion resulting from strong feelings of sorrow, fear, pity, or laughter; this result has been described as a purification or a purging of such emotions (whether those of the characters in the play or of the audience).[1] More recently such terms as restoration, renewal, and revitalization have been used in relation to the effect on members of the audience
Purge your feelings of your son. Wow. Cold one Marie. You have the maternal instincts of a reptile.
After the suicide of Blosil, who leapt to his death Friday night from a downtown Los Angleles apartment building, Donny & Marie have committed to performing on previously open dates covering April 13-17. Tickets go on sale Thursday at the Flamingo box office. Donny & Marie return to the stage Tuesday night for the first time since the tragedy. Six shows, total, will have been postponed by the time they take the stage again.
The week of the new performances was intended to be half of a two-week vacation for Donny & Marie. However, according to the duo's Las Vegas manager, Chip Lightman, Donny & Marie sought to accommodate fans who already had purchased tickets to shows canceled last week. Lightman added that Marie Osmond — a performer since age 3 — was eager to return to the stage, finding the process "cathartic."
Ok, 2 things:
1. Is the line "The week of the new performances was intended to be half of a two-week vacation for Donny & Marie." supposed to mean that they're making a huge sacrifice for the fans by missing their vacation. Jesus guys, sorry timing for his death wasn't better. Guess he should have scheduled an appointment.
2. You find the return to the stage after your son's death "cathartic"??? I had to look that up!!!
Catharsis (Ancient Greek: Κάθαρσις) is a Greek word meaning "cleansing", "purging", or "clarification." It is derived from the infinitive verb of Ancient Greek: καθαίρειν transliterated as kathairein "to purify, purge," and adjective Ancient Greek: καθαρός katharos "pure or clean."
Specifically in drama defined as:
Catharsis is the emotional cleansing of the audience. In relation to drama it is an extreme change in emotion resulting from strong feelings of sorrow, fear, pity, or laughter; this result has been described as a purification or a purging of such emotions (whether those of the characters in the play or of the audience).[1] More recently such terms as restoration, renewal, and revitalization have been used in relation to the effect on members of the audience
Purge your feelings of your son. Wow. Cold one Marie. You have the maternal instincts of a reptile.
Lindsay Lohan is writing a book??? This has got to be a sign of that 2012 end of the world sh*t.
Yes, I know that your higher brain functions rejected that statement as to mind blowing to be correct but Lindsay told OK! magazine UK edition:
Lindsay says time in rehab helped her to gain control of her life – and she’s now penning a book about her experiences.
She told us: “I write a lot and it’s very therapeutic for me because then I can see what’s happening on paper. I’ve started writing a book. It’s going to take a while, all my life experiences. I started writing it a year ago. There’s a lot to put down, you know?”
...holy...crap. This book should be interesting but I'd like to help with the title. I have a few suggestions:
1. My Life With Blow.
2. I Love Blow.
3. Where to Score Top Quality Blow.
4. Oral Sex: A Primer.
5. Rehab is a F*cking Joke.
6. How to be as Easy as AB3.
7. My Normal Well Adjusted Life.
That's just off the top of my head. You're welcome.
Lindsay says time in rehab helped her to gain control of her life – and she’s now penning a book about her experiences.
She told us: “I write a lot and it’s very therapeutic for me because then I can see what’s happening on paper. I’ve started writing a book. It’s going to take a while, all my life experiences. I started writing it a year ago. There’s a lot to put down, you know?”
...holy...crap. This book should be interesting but I'd like to help with the title. I have a few suggestions:
1. My Life With Blow.
2. I Love Blow.
3. Where to Score Top Quality Blow.
4. Oral Sex: A Primer.
5. Rehab is a F*cking Joke.
6. How to be as Easy as AB3.
7. My Normal Well Adjusted Life.
That's just off the top of my head. You're welcome.
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
All is not sunshine and lollipops in the Jackson compound.
It's probably the only story worth posting about today. Little Jaafar (Jermaine Jackson's son) 13 figured out how to buy gift cards at the supermarket and use them to get a 300,000 volt Scorpion stun gun. Opinion is divided as to what he wanted to use it for. Some sources say he wanted to use it on Michael's youngest son Blanket. Security found it and now DCS is involved and has been doing interviews with every person in the house since yesterday. Jesus f*cking Christ. Want to know one the reasons I don't have kids? This is one!
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Good God man, they wanted to give the OJ aquittal suit to the friggin Smithsonian Museum???
Would you believe that Fred Goldman's lawyers wanted to do that?...as a memorial to Ron. Fred! Are you f*cking nuts??? Needless to say the Smithsonian didn't go for it. However the National Crime Museum is strongly thinking about it. I've got an idea for a display, how about this: BURN THE DAMN THING!...preferably with "The Juice" in it. That would sell on pay-per-view.
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Jim Carrey is a grandpa!
At 12:28am last night Jim Carrey's daughter gave birth to a son. Finally some GOOD news! Best of luck!
Tiger Woods looses Gatorade deal.
I know, its breaking your heart too. Gatorade dropped his worthless ass. Apparently whoring isn't good for Gatoraides wholesome image. Go figure!
Friday, February 26, 2010
Sean Penn is a fu*cking hero???
Sean Penn is in Haiti right now helping with the relief effort and the dude drove out into the friggin middle of nowhere to help an injured woman and her child who had a head injury. He pulled them out of the rubble and drove them back to get medical attention and waited until they were taken care of. Then he took them back to where he was staying. I'm stunned. Who knew Sean Penn had such a heart. Didn't this guy used to beat up papparazzi? I won't look at him the same way again.
Andrew Keonig found dead
After a long search Andrew Keonig was found deas tonight in Vancouver. His father admits that it looks like he killed himself. God rest your soul Andrew.
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Levi Johnston gets bitch slapped (by the court).
Well I've got to give the little weasel credit for trying but this round has gone to Bristol Palin. As you know she was suing him for child support and he was claiming that he didn't have any money (yeah, even I wasn't buying that one) well the documents that her lawyers got that said that was a lie must have done the trick because the judge has ruled that not only does he have to pay, he has to pay retroactive since the baby's birth. So now Levi has to cough up $18,000 dollars. See what happens when you don't keep it in your pants man? Condoms Levi, condoms. I can't stress this enough man. Oh and remember buddy, the more you earn the more she can petition the court for! Enjoy the next decades of you life HA! HA! HA! STUPID!!!
God, it's good to be rich! Ask Charlie Sheen's wife!
I don't believe this one. After Brooke Meuller learned that Charlie is back in rehab she left hers! She went back home and brought an army of rehab workers with her and I'm talking everybody. You can do crack rehab at home? Somehow I just can't see this one working out very well. Charlie's father Martin Sheen is also at the house and frankly has this guy got his work cut out for him! Wouldn't want to be you right now Martin, no way man.
Kirsten Dunst is Turning Japanese!
Here's Kirsten Dunst doing her verion of The Vapor's 80's hit Turning Japanese. It's pretty awesome. So stop playing pachinko and watch this bad boy!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_OHxBPHe6Y
You're going to have to sign in to youtube for this one because they don't want under 18 year olds to be exposed to anime nudity. Thank God because I wouldn't want a child exposed to cartoon breasts when there're already being exposed TO EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_OHxBPHe6Y
You're going to have to sign in to youtube for this one because they don't want under 18 year olds to be exposed to anime nudity. Thank God because I wouldn't want a child exposed to cartoon breasts when there're already being exposed TO EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD!!!
Nadya Suleman gets her groove on!
I suppose this shouldn't shock me but hell, it does. Nadya "Octomom" Suleman was out in NYC partying in the meat packing district (trust me I've been there, DO NOT GO ALONE!) until after 2am. Damn Nadya, who was watching the 14 kids??? Please remember kids this is the same woman who told The View yesterday that she wouldn't rule out the possibility of a 15th kid. Holy crap.
John Mayer does something awesome!
John Mayer was playing a concert in Philadelphia Sunday night when he spotted a young 11 year old kid holding up a sign that said "Can I play 'Belief' with you?" John took him up on stage and made his dream come true in front of 25,000 fans. Wow. After John gave him an autographed guitar that said "To Austin, you rock. Keep playing. See you at the show."
That was pretty awsome. Austin is going to remember that moment for the rest of his life. I know that John's been under fire for saying some off key things lately but that was probably the most awesome thing he could have done for a kid. Good for you John! There's not a lot of musicians who would have stopped their show and done that for a fan.
That was pretty awsome. Austin is going to remember that moment for the rest of his life. I know that John's been under fire for saying some off key things lately but that was probably the most awesome thing he could have done for a kid. Good for you John! There's not a lot of musicians who would have stopped their show and done that for a fan.
Ok so Simon Cowell is a prima donna too.
American Idol is less of a happy place than I thought because Simon Cowell has his own bitch ass two-story trailer while everybody else has a one room piece of sh*t stuido dressing room. They told eonline.com:
The exiting judge has decided to live out his last A.I. season in luxury, and that's making everyone, especially Ryan, pretty jealous.
"Have you seen that two-story thing that's parked outside?" Ryan asked before everyone launched into tragic tales of their studio-issued dressing rooms.
Ryan, if they're letting him do that there's probably not a whole lot you can do about it. Why not show him up get at three level! Start a trailer war!!! Trailers reaching into the sky mutha-f*ckas!!!!
...just do it.
The exiting judge has decided to live out his last A.I. season in luxury, and that's making everyone, especially Ryan, pretty jealous.
"Have you seen that two-story thing that's parked outside?" Ryan asked before everyone launched into tragic tales of their studio-issued dressing rooms.
Ryan, if they're letting him do that there's probably not a whole lot you can do about it. Why not show him up get at three level! Start a trailer war!!! Trailers reaching into the sky mutha-f*ckas!!!!
...just do it.
Seth Green gets engaged!
Holy crap Seth Green engaged??? I didn't think that would ever happen. Seth got engaged on New Year's Eve with his girlfriend Clare Grant. The two are planning on tying the knot in May and all I have to say aside from good luck is THIS BETTER NOT INTERFERE WITH ROBOT CHICKEN MAN!!!
Larry King is still a douchebag.
Well we found out why the Koenig's bailed out on Larry King. Looks like the interview that they had been scheduled to do last night kept getting pushed back because Larry wanted to cover the story of the orca trainer that was killed in SeaWorld. Walter Koenig felt that Larry was being disrespectful to them. Frankly I don't blame them. After almost half a bloody hour I would have walked too. Why do you bother making appointment Larry? How easily distracted are you? That couldn't have waited ten minutes you friggin douche?
Simon Cowell and Ellen DeGeneres don't like each other...shocker.
Here's one that's not to suprise you. Simon and Ellen aren't getting along very well. Wow, never saw that one coming. She thinks he's mean to contestants (what the hell do you think is getting the damn ratings stupid!?! Your witty repartee???) and he seems to like criticizing her. I have no doubt what so ever that this will effectively double American Idol's rating once these two start going after each other like a couple of rabid dogs. Perhaps hiring Ellen was a good choice after all. I'm sure the advertisers will love it!
Elin Woods is going home to Tiger,...wait WTF???
In a move that I can't even believe could possibly be true radaronline.com is reporting that Elin Woods is going home to Orlando to Tiger with the kids. You've GOT to be kidding me!!! I know a lot of people out there are saying "but Tiger has hundreds of millions of dollars, she probably likes money" and I don't dispute the money factor but when you consider this dudes relations with many, several, THOUSANDS of whores she'd easily take the whole enchilada in a divorce so I don't get it! Radar reports:
“Tiger is trying to put his marriage back together, trying to prove to Elin that he’s changed,” the source said. “She hasn’t committed to staying in the marriage but the fact that she has been participating in his therapy and went away with him is a big step toward the two of them staying married.”
Changed??? Good God Elin! When even the whore parade are all saying that once a cheater always a cheater maybe you should flush out the head gear and wake the f*ck up woman!!!
Jesus man.
“Tiger is trying to put his marriage back together, trying to prove to Elin that he’s changed,” the source said. “She hasn’t committed to staying in the marriage but the fact that she has been participating in his therapy and went away with him is a big step toward the two of them staying married.”
Changed??? Good God Elin! When even the whore parade are all saying that once a cheater always a cheater maybe you should flush out the head gear and wake the f*ck up woman!!!
Jesus man.
I hope this isn't bad news.
Walter Keonig and his wife were scheduled to be on the Larry King show last night to talk about the search for their son when the very abruptly left the studio with no explanation. According to TMZ not even Larry himself knows the reason for the sudden departure. I hope it's not the worst. I'll keep my fingers crossed.
Wednesday, February 24, 2010
Andrew Keonig still missing.
Man, this is not turning into a good day for celibrity news! Andrew Koenig from "Growing Pains" is still missing and has been since February 14th in Vancouver. His father Walter Koenig of "Star Trek" fame, his mother and sister were on TV today to ask that anyone who might have seen him to please call the authorities.
Wow, and I like that dude too. On the hopeful side police have recieved a lot of possible leads and still believe that Andrew is still alive. I hope so.
Andrew! Call home! People are worried about you man!
Wow, and I like that dude too. On the hopeful side police have recieved a lot of possible leads and still believe that Andrew is still alive. I hope so.
Andrew! Call home! People are worried about you man!
Speaking of Nancy Kerrigan her brother Mark just made bail.
Mark who's been locked up since he attacked his father which the coroner has determined caused him to have a cardiac dysrhythmia ultimately resulting in his death has made the ten thousand dollar bail that he needed to get out. He will be staying at his mother's house wearing an ankle monitoring bracelet and getting tested for drugs and alcohol. Very tragic case and a baffling one. On the one hand the coroner says that Mark is responsible for Daniel's death. On the other hand his family is sticking by him and saying that he's not. Who knows what went on in that house that night.
An open letter to Olympic judges who gave Rachael Platt a 64 and dropped her to 5th place in skating last night.
Are you people f*cking blind??? My God people! How much bribe money are they giving you people!?! Man I haven't trusted Olympic judging since you a**holes gave Oksana Baiul the gold medal that CLEARLY should have went to Nancy Kerrigan! God you people make me SICK! Choke on your damn blood money you bunch of f*cks!!!
Thank you.
Thank you.
Charlie Sheen has some damn good lawyers!
Lawyers. Everybody hates them until you need one and if you happen to be a celebrity chances are you need one...a lot.
Charlie has checked into rehab because his reps say that he's been "slipping" with his drug and alcohol problem. This could have been a big problem for Charlie as it is a violation of his parole. However his lawyers seem very confident that this will not pose a problem because people can say what they want about Charlie drinking, you have to prove it in a court of law and Charlie's lawyers are paid very well to make sure that does not happen.
As for his show "Two and a Half Men" if Charlie can be back on the set in two weeks they can finish making the last six episodes of the season. Maybe it's just me but rehabbing Charlie Sheen in TWO WEEKS sounds like a pretty tall order to me, maybe two years...maybe.
Charlie has checked into rehab because his reps say that he's been "slipping" with his drug and alcohol problem. This could have been a big problem for Charlie as it is a violation of his parole. However his lawyers seem very confident that this will not pose a problem because people can say what they want about Charlie drinking, you have to prove it in a court of law and Charlie's lawyers are paid very well to make sure that does not happen.
As for his show "Two and a Half Men" if Charlie can be back on the set in two weeks they can finish making the last six episodes of the season. Maybe it's just me but rehabbing Charlie Sheen in TWO WEEKS sounds like a pretty tall order to me, maybe two years...maybe.
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
Lorenzo Lamas is a friggin idiot.
Lorenzo Lamas has decided that if at first you don't succeed try, try again. So he's getting married for the fifth time to a girl he's known for a WHOLE FRIGGIN THREE MONTHS!!! God man are you stupid? Ever consider that maybe, just maybe marriage isn't for you? The lucky bride to be is a 23 year old model named Shawna Craig. Ironically, this makes her one year younger than his daughter. Nice.
Friday, February 19, 2010
Tiger's mom still loves him! (how much is she getting for this?)
Tiger's mom Kultida still loves her son. I'm not shocked of course. How many times have you seen some kid get hauled of for murdering somebody in a botched robbery only to hear their mothers sob in front of the camera "he's a good boy!". Ok, not quite the same thing but the principal is the same. Here's what she had to say:
"He didn't kill anybody. He didn't do anything illegal ... People don't understand that Tiger has a very good heart and soul."
and loving Kultida, you forgot LOVING!
"If anyone tells me to condemn him, I say look at yourself first."
Sorry Kultida, I haven't cheated on my wife and kids by sleeping with EVERY F*CKING WHORE IN THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES!!!
"He didn't kill anybody. He didn't do anything illegal ... People don't understand that Tiger has a very good heart and soul."
and loving Kultida, you forgot LOVING!
"If anyone tells me to condemn him, I say look at yourself first."
Sorry Kultida, I haven't cheated on my wife and kids by sleeping with EVERY F*CKING WHORE IN THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES!!!
Tiger Woods won't shut the hell up!
Because let's face it, there's no way to get away from this guy today Tiger gave us a really boring (but well scripted) news conference. I'll spare you the tedium posting a transcript of it verbatum and just give you the highlights...
I'm sorry (again)
It's my fault (no sh*t)
I'm in treatment (give me a break, there's no such thing as rehab for banging whores because you know you can! Contrary to what Hollywood would have you believe, some things are not due to "oh, I have an addiction, I need rehab" it's due to your OWN DARN LACK OF SELF CONTROL!!!
Elin never hit me (bullsh*t)
I'm the one to blame (once again, no sh*t)
I hurt all the kids around the world who admired me (you're a golfer....period.)
(and of course most shockingly) I've had affairs, I have cheated. (.....holy....sh*t.)
Blah, blah, blah, you get the idea. Of couse one does have to ask...why the hell is he apologizing to us for? Go apologize to your wife man! She's the one you probably gave God knows what to!.....and you sounded like some kind of robot. Try memorizing the speech so they don't have to read it into your earpiece.
I'm sorry (again)
It's my fault (no sh*t)
I'm in treatment (give me a break, there's no such thing as rehab for banging whores because you know you can! Contrary to what Hollywood would have you believe, some things are not due to "oh, I have an addiction, I need rehab" it's due to your OWN DARN LACK OF SELF CONTROL!!!
Elin never hit me (bullsh*t)
I'm the one to blame (once again, no sh*t)
I hurt all the kids around the world who admired me (you're a golfer....period.)
(and of course most shockingly) I've had affairs, I have cheated. (.....holy....sh*t.)
Blah, blah, blah, you get the idea. Of couse one does have to ask...why the hell is he apologizing to us for? Go apologize to your wife man! She's the one you probably gave God knows what to!.....and you sounded like some kind of robot. Try memorizing the speech so they don't have to read it into your earpiece.
Thursday, February 18, 2010
J.K. Rowling gets sued for plagiarism....AGAIN!!!
Ok, this is getting ridiculous. I can't even count how many times this has happened. On the other hand she's sued plenty herself for the same thing. Personally I never bought her story on how she came up with the idea. eonline.com reports:
J.K Rowling has been tacked on as a defendant in a lawsuit filed against her U.K. publisher in 2004, which claims that the bestselling author plagiarized part of the fourth book in her über-successful Harry Potter series.
The suit alleges that, in writing Goblet of Fire, Rowling ripped off the 1987 children's book The Adventures of Willy the Wizard: No. 1 Livid Land by Adrian Jacobs, who died in 1997.
To which the embattled author says, "Hogwarts," er, "hogwash."
"I am saddened that yet another claim has been made that I have taken material from another source to write Harry," Rowling said in a statement released by her rep to Bloomberg Business Week.
"The fact is I had never heard of the author or the book before the first accusation by those connected to the author's estate in 2004; I have certainly never read the book."
I'm not buying it Rowling. I bet you have a complete collection. How about "The Legend of RAH and the Muggles" by Nancy Stouffer? Ever read "The Worst Witch" by Jill Murphy? Just saying I've seen a few similiarities myself.
J.K Rowling has been tacked on as a defendant in a lawsuit filed against her U.K. publisher in 2004, which claims that the bestselling author plagiarized part of the fourth book in her über-successful Harry Potter series.
The suit alleges that, in writing Goblet of Fire, Rowling ripped off the 1987 children's book The Adventures of Willy the Wizard: No. 1 Livid Land by Adrian Jacobs, who died in 1997.
To which the embattled author says, "Hogwarts," er, "hogwash."
"I am saddened that yet another claim has been made that I have taken material from another source to write Harry," Rowling said in a statement released by her rep to Bloomberg Business Week.
"The fact is I had never heard of the author or the book before the first accusation by those connected to the author's estate in 2004; I have certainly never read the book."
I'm not buying it Rowling. I bet you have a complete collection. How about "The Legend of RAH and the Muggles" by Nancy Stouffer? Ever read "The Worst Witch" by Jill Murphy? Just saying I've seen a few similiarities myself.
Bristol Palin wants da money!
If there's one thing in life I truly enjoy it's watching ex-lovers go after each other like a pair of wolverines on angel dust. Of couse throw in a kid and it always gets a hell of a lot more entertaining. Bristol Palin's lawyers are going after Levi Johnston for child support to the tune of $1,688.42. Man I don't even make that much! There's no way you could convince me that a baby in Alaska of all places needs that kind of scratch to survive! But I digress, Levi's lawyers are claiming that he never made more that 10K prior to 2009 but Palins lawyers have documents that say he did. For example a construction firm that says that they paid him 18K. Not a lot more but enough them to call you a liar and dig deeper. Better start hiding the sh*t man! Then again probably too late man. Her lawyers have already issued subpoenas to CNN, Playgirl, Entertainment Tonight, The Insider, Star Magazine, and the National Enquirer wanting dollar amounts that they gave him. You're screwed man. Face it you're not Joe Blow you're famous and you're not going to be able to hide the cash. Let's face it, in the court of public opinion "crying girl with screaming baby" always trumps "guy who knocked up an underage girl and then posed for Playgirl and tried to keep all the cash"
.....STUPID!!!
.....STUPID!!!
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Tiger Woods to hold news conference at PGA Tour Headquarters on Friday.
Tiger, flanked by a few friends will be holding a conference (no questions, just Tiger's prepared statement) where he will apologize...again and get into his plans for the future and...blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Tiger, you've got to come up with some new material man, you're boring the hell out of me!
Jersey Shore is a lie??? NO F*CKING WAY!!!
I'm going to be spending the rest of the night trying to figure out how the hell Jersey Shore has been on this long and this little nugget of wisdom didn't come out sooner. Snooki and JWOWW aren't bloody Italian! Fox411 reports:
In an appearance on FoxNews.com's hit Web show, "The Strategy Room," Jenni "JWOWW" Farley revealed that she and some of the other cast members are not actually Italian!
Farley herself is "Spanish and Irish," while castmate Snooki is actually Chilean.
WTF??? Spanish?? Irish??? Chilean???? All this time I've been living a lie? Jersey Shore struck me at the most honest non-scripted reality show I've ever seen!....I'm so disillusioned right now...I need a minute.
In an appearance on FoxNews.com's hit Web show, "The Strategy Room," Jenni "JWOWW" Farley revealed that she and some of the other cast members are not actually Italian!
Farley herself is "Spanish and Irish," while castmate Snooki is actually Chilean.
WTF??? Spanish?? Irish??? Chilean???? All this time I've been living a lie? Jersey Shore struck me at the most honest non-scripted reality show I've ever seen!....I'm so disillusioned right now...I need a minute.
Friday, February 12, 2010
Angelina Jolie is still better than everyone else.
It's a month after the earthquake in Haiti and the U.N. goodwill ambassador Angelina Jolie finally paid them a visit. Considering how much this woman likes to rub her own superiority in everyone's face I'm actually surprised that it took her so long to show up. Even more surprisingly she's not there to steal adopt a Haitian kid.
I'm always open to children around the world," she said in the interview, airing in full Sunday night. "We're that kind of a family; Brad and I talk about that. But that's not what we're focusing on at this time, by any means. We're not here for that.
"We're here to see how we can help protect the children in country and scale up the needs here."
Scale up the needs? What the hell does that mean?!? Last time I checked these people were needy enough. Looks like Haiti gets a new honor, being the only country in the world that Angelina Jolie does NOT want a child from. That's cold man.
I'm always open to children around the world," she said in the interview, airing in full Sunday night. "We're that kind of a family; Brad and I talk about that. But that's not what we're focusing on at this time, by any means. We're not here for that.
"We're here to see how we can help protect the children in country and scale up the needs here."
Scale up the needs? What the hell does that mean?!? Last time I checked these people were needy enough. Looks like Haiti gets a new honor, being the only country in the world that Angelina Jolie does NOT want a child from. That's cold man.
Friday, January 15, 2010
Tila Tequila keeps twittering...I don't know what the hell this is.
If you've ever wanted to experience a brain hemmorage, wrap your brain around THIS one and YOU tell ME what the hell it's supposed to mean. Here's the latest twitter from Tila:
This is the end of the end. Don't take your lives for granted because it will all end very soon. Sooner than u think.
Everything you do now is totally irrelevant to what is to come. I am only here to warn you as God's Messenger and Angel disguised as A Human
God Bless and pray. Pray for all the wrongs you have done to others, pray for all the hurt you have bestowed. Judgement day is coming...
God took the Love of my Life away from me because I promised him that I was only here to do my job. But I fell in Love with Another Angel
So he took her away from me. That was my fault. I broke the rules of being an Angel on Earth as a messenger. We're not allowed 2 fall in luv
With another Angel. Cuz it will distract me from doing my job of helping the world. The minute I fell in love with another Angel, I stopped.
Someone please tell me that this load of gibberish means that she's going to throw herself in front of a truck....PLEASE!
...oh, and for the record. Freud would have taken this ball and RAN WITH IT!
This is the end of the end. Don't take your lives for granted because it will all end very soon. Sooner than u think.
Everything you do now is totally irrelevant to what is to come. I am only here to warn you as God's Messenger and Angel disguised as A Human
God Bless and pray. Pray for all the wrongs you have done to others, pray for all the hurt you have bestowed. Judgement day is coming...
God took the Love of my Life away from me because I promised him that I was only here to do my job. But I fell in Love with Another Angel
So he took her away from me. That was my fault. I broke the rules of being an Angel on Earth as a messenger. We're not allowed 2 fall in luv
With another Angel. Cuz it will distract me from doing my job of helping the world. The minute I fell in love with another Angel, I stopped.
Someone please tell me that this load of gibberish means that she's going to throw herself in front of a truck....PLEASE!
...oh, and for the record. Freud would have taken this ball and RAN WITH IT!
Friday, January 8, 2010
Angelina Jolie gets dropped from a modeling gig....hang on, wha????
Angelina got dropped from a modeling gig with St. John. As strange as it sounds they said she was to big for the job and overshadowed the brand. Too big for the job??? Wait a sec, this sounds strangely familiar. I seem to recall it from a few job interviews only to me it sounded like "you're overqualified"
.....this...is...bull sh*t.
.....this...is...bull sh*t.
Michael Jackson death investigation complete.
Well it bloody took them long enough but it looks like the DA is going to get the go ahead to go after Dr. Conrad Murray for the death of Michael. No word yet on the charges that will be filed in a few weeks but a source for TMZ told them that involuntary manslaughter was likely. You know the "fell asleep at the wheel" charge. I knew it was that guy. He gave Jackson the propofol and went to the can / watched tv / fell asleep (pick one). Bottom line, he couldn't do the one simple job he was being paid a rather large amount of cash to do. KEEP HIS DAMN EYES OPEN!!! I hope they throw the book at him but somehow my gut tells me they won't.
Thursday, January 7, 2010
Tila Tequila is still af f"ing BITCH!
Tila the publicity whore is exploiting the death of Casey Johnson for every second its worth. God this woman makes me sick!...if indeed she is a woman. Jury's still out on that one. Anyway, Paris Hilton and Bijou Phillips went to Tila's house to get Casey's dogs back. Please bare in mind that Tila had said previously that she had been trying to reach Casey so she could pick up her dogs to get them out of her house. With that in mind here's what she claimed "happened" at her house when Paris and Bijou arrived:
My Fiance and I had been living together at my house for about a month now, with all of our dogs! 3 Total, and today these "mean Girls" bombarded MY HOME, to try to take the pups away so they can put them to sleep so they can bury the dogs with Casey. So sad! I had to call the police because they were getting very violent outside of my house and threatening to break in! They kept kicking my door, pounding on it, and even left scratch marks on my windows and texted that they were going to try to break in from the back side!! I was alone, scared and they left me no choice.
Have you ever heard such a load of BS in your life??? Big shock the cops didn't believe a word of it either. Paris and Bijou left with the dogs. Thank God, I'd hate to think of the dogs in that house of friggin crazy. Someone needs to get this bitch to shut the f*ck up and stop taking advantage to Casey's death to get her picture in news.
My Fiance and I had been living together at my house for about a month now, with all of our dogs! 3 Total, and today these "mean Girls" bombarded MY HOME, to try to take the pups away so they can put them to sleep so they can bury the dogs with Casey. So sad! I had to call the police because they were getting very violent outside of my house and threatening to break in! They kept kicking my door, pounding on it, and even left scratch marks on my windows and texted that they were going to try to break in from the back side!! I was alone, scared and they left me no choice.
Have you ever heard such a load of BS in your life??? Big shock the cops didn't believe a word of it either. Paris and Bijou left with the dogs. Thank God, I'd hate to think of the dogs in that house of friggin crazy. Someone needs to get this bitch to shut the f*ck up and stop taking advantage to Casey's death to get her picture in news.
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