Heidi Montag fires Spencer Pratt and replaces him with a psychic...I don't even know anymore.

I can't figure out if this is an improvement or not or what. People magazine reports:

Married almost one year ago, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have decided to go their separate ways – in business that is.



Pratt, who has managed the couple since the day they met nearly five years ago – when Montag was 19 years old – is being replaced with a Malibu-based psychic named Aiden Chase, the reality star tells PEOPLE.

"After the incredible experiences I have had healing my life and truly connecting to my dreams with healer intuitive Aiden Chase, I have officially asked him to become my manager," Montag says. "Having an intuitive psychic leading my team gives me an edge no one else has."



"No longer is my husband the face of my business or managing my career," she adds. "I am going to have Aiden Chase help manage my new life and career in a very different and positive way with light and love. The time for change is now. Never mix business and pleasure. We are no longer Speidi but Spencer and Heidi."

Healer intuitive??? That's one I haven't heard before. This should end well. She's an idiot and Adian is freaking Rasputin! Brilliant!!!

Clothing designed by Amy Winehouse...sure, why not???

The executives over at Fred Perry designs of England must be doing more sh*t than Amy Winehouse because they want her to design clothing for them. The agreement will call for 17 articles and accessories. Here's the statement that they released:

It’s Amy all over sharp, clever, sexy, lots of attitude but stays true to the Perry aesthetic and unrivalled heritage. and still remain instantly recognisable.”

I'm not quite sure what that means but I do understand that anyone who walks around town dressed like Amy Winehouse will definately be "instantly recognisable"! One thing I know is that nothing and I mean NOTHING says "glamourous fashion" quite like Amy Winehouse.

...Fred Perry will be bankrupt by this time next week.

Ok, now Dr. Drew is getting on my nerves.

Douchebag Dr. Drew of course had to give his two cents on how he could have saved Corey Haim's life (more like saved his ratings). I'm sure he really cared. People magazine reports:

Pinsky, an addiction-medicine specialist, says that friends and associates of the former child actor – who died Wednesday at 38 – have told him for years that Haim needed help with recovery. Pinsky says he gave them his phone number but Haim never called.

Pinksy adds that although Haim has been to rehab facilities several times, "he wasn't embracing treatment in any real way" and was only fooling himself when he told his show's producers "I do not need help."

"He's dead. Do you need to know anything more?" Pinsky said.

Yes Dr. Drew there is one more thing I do need to know and you as a "man of medicine" should appreciate this...WHAT THE F*CKING AUTOPSY SAYS YOU F*CKING JACKOFF!!! Man! This is exactly the kind of sh*t Corey Feldman was talking about. Stop jumping to conclusions and slandering this guys name before the damn facts are in. Drew is only doing this so he can get five seconds of air time, look like an expert who "cares" and maybe boost his ratings a quarter of a proint. For all this asshole knows it could have been a f*cking heart attack! We don't know yet! Drew, you're a self-righteous DICK!!!

Christina Ricci wants to be the new Lindsay Lohan??? This better be a freak incident!

Christina Ricci was in Paris partying it up and not looking so good if you know what I mean. radaronline.com reports:

Looking worse for the wear at a party following the Jean-Charles de Castelbajac Ready to Wear show in Paris, Ricci was photographed looking clearly dazed and out of sorts.

In one photo, Ricci barely avoids a nip-slip as the top of her outfit plunged dangerously low while a male friend propped her up. Despite the festive mood of the other people in the photo, Ricci has her eyes closed and is leaning into her friend for support.

In another shocking photo, the actress leans against another male as her mouth gapes open. Two other shots show Ricci apparently attempting her hand at dancing while a friend holds her up as she slips off part of her leather jacket and bares her shoulders.

Oh man this can't be happening! She's such a sweet little...hang on...she's f*cking 30!?! When the hell did this happen??? Well then, uh, she can do whatever the hell she wants to. Forget I said anything.

~EDIT: Ok, so Lindsay Lohan was there. This explains much.

Natalie Mejia gets busted for blow.

Ok, I didn't know who she was either but she's a member of a pop group called Girlicious (I won't ask). Standard Hollywood stuff here. She was speeding through a suburb, got pulled over, cops search car, cops find over a dozen bags of Natalie Mejiacocaine...it's a tale as old as time.

She spent the night in jail and got released on $30,000.00 bail. That's a lot of bail. By the way, I love the mug shot. Will somebody please slap this bitch and tell her it's NOT a photo op!!!

Oh crap, Merlin Olson's dead too.

If you ever watched "Little House on the Prairie" you'll remember that one of the one of the most endearing characters was Mr. Garvey. Merlin was a pro football player for the Rams in the 60's before he went into acting. He also starred in the series Father Murphy and Aaron's Way and of course spokesman for FTD Florists.

Merlin was undergoing chemotherapy at the time of his death. He had been diagnosed with mesothelioma which he sued NBC studios for exposing him to asbestos. He was 69.

His co-star on Little House, Melissa Gilbert had this to say:


"My heart go out to his dear family. He was one of the sweetest, kindest, men I have ever known. The personification of the Gentle Giant. Forever now, a guardian angel."

Goodbye gentle giant, are loved.

Corey Feldman calls out Hollywood.

Corey Feldman has questions just like I do. Things like "who are these douchebags?" and "why does everybody have their own unsolicicted opinion that they feel the uncontrollabe urge to spew onto the world because the world could never survive unless they put their two f*cking cents in!?!" eonline.com reports:

Corey Feldman deeply appreciates the outpouring of sentiment from Hollywood in the wake of his "brother and best friend" Corey Haim's untimely death.

But Haim's longtime pal and fellow child star turned struggling twentysomething turned redemption-seeking thirtysomething remains angry, hurt and sad at the same time.

"Where were all these people the last 10 years," Feldman asked, when Haim was living with his ailing mom in her apartment and too broke to own his own car?

Feldman, in an interview with Larry King Live, said Wednesday that society should be held accountable for the shoddy way Hollywood—and the media— treats its young stars once they're no longer marketable.

"Where were all these people to lend a handout, to reach out ot him and say, you're a legend, you're an amazingly talented wonderful person who's never really gone out of his way to hurt anyone, other than himself?" Feldman said pointedly.

"In this entertainment industry, in Hollywood, we build people up as children, we put them on pedestals, and then, when we decide they're not marketable anymore, we walk away from them."

Speaking from personal experience, Feldman said that, while he got himself cleaned up after struggling with drugs, his Two Coreys counterpart had a harder time, and by the time he was ready to face life sober again, "there was no one there to pull him up."

As for Haim's history of substance abuse, which Feldman admitted is a "long and detailed drug history," the Stand by Me star said that, first and foremost, he wants people to stop jumping to conclusions.

"At the end of the day, until the coroner's report comes out, until we have specific evidence, until we know exactly what the toxicology reports say, nobody knows and nobody's going to know" what caused his friend's death, Feldman said.

I'd say Feldman has some damn good points, WOULDN'T YOU??? How much would you like to bet that he's not going to get any answers?

Corey Haim remembered by Hollywood.

Most of whom, and let's be honest here, are just doing this to get their names online to show how sensitive they are and probably couldn't have cared less about Corey Haim.

Alyssa Milano: "Just woke up to the sad, sad news that Corey Haim passed away. RIP sweet boy."

Christina Applegate: "My thoughts go out to Corey's family and friends today. So sad."

Kevin Smith: "Lost Boy goes home: Corey Haim, dead at 38. G'bye, LUCAS. You gave hope to the weird & unlikely."

Ashton Kutcher: "Rip Corey Haim 'Childhood hero.'"

Tamera Mowry: "RIP Cory Haim...you were my first crush!"

Ralph Macchio: "Always so sad and disturbing when the addiction and demons prevail. RIP Corey Haim."

Melissa Joan Hart: "No way! I just saw him last week at a Lupus event!"

Hoda Kotb: "So sad about corey haim..."

'Bones' creator, Hart Hanson: "Corey Haim died? That's just sad and depressing."

Danielle Staub ('Real Housewives of New Jersey'): "Rest peacefully Corey Haim."

Adrianne Curry: "Corey Haim died. That is what happens when you can't grow up and kick the habit. Sadly, most who start, don't stop. A waste of beautiful life."

Meredith Salenger: "Just woke to hear Corey Haim passed away. Heartbreaking. so sad. Rest in Peace Corey."

Loni Love ('Chelsea Lately'): "Hollywood can be a land of dreams ... but for most, it can become a land of nightmares ... don't believe the hype ... R.I.P. Corey Haim."

Khloe Kardashian: "Is this true? No way. So sad! God bless!"

Karina Smirnoff ('Dancing With The Stars'): "What is happening with Hollywood? Corey Haim found dead from overdose. Another talent lost to drugs."

Soleil Moon Frye ('Punky Brewster'): "RIP Corey Haim. Nobody made listening to 80's music back in the day look so good... Save a dance for me up there."

Vivica A. Fox, Shark City costar: "We will miss this wonderfully talented young man, it was a pleasure to have worked with him, may God bless his family at this most difficult time."

Nicole Eggert, Blown Away costar and ex-girlfriend: "I am very saddened at the news of Corey's death and that he was unable to overcome the demons he so deeply struggled with. It is tragic and my heart and well wishes go out to his family. May he finally be in peace."

Todd Bridges, The Two Coreys guest star: "Corey Haim was a good friend of mine and he will be missed. Too many people are dying way too young and it's sad because of the loved ones who are left behind to understand what happened and to feel the loss. I hope he's in a better place."

Brooke McCarter and Billy Worth, The Lost Boys costars: "We love Corey Haim. He had a spirit that was beautiful and he had a lot of love to share with his friends. It's a real sad day. Once a lost boy always a lost boy. Corey Haim had an amazing heart. He got caught up in Hollywood. He was an A-caliber actor. Everyone cared about him. Our thoughts and prayers are out to his friends and family and his mom, Judy Haim. Let's all remember the Corey Haim they all loved."

Greg Goldman, The Two Coreys creator: "The last time I spoke to Corey was two months ago and he was in good spirits. He was very optimistic, he was helping his mom, who was sick, and was very optimistic that she would be OK and was very optimistic about his career. He was a positive guy. He had a very infectious laugh...Anyone who was close with Corey Haim knew he battled with a lot of severe demons through the years...It was out biggest fear that it would just become too much and he would fall off for good...He wanted to do anything and everything. His passion was acting—in front of the camera or on stage—he wanted to do it."

Troy Searer, The Two Coreys executive producer: "I was deeply saddened by the news of Corey's passing. At his core he was a kind, generous and extremely talented guy. Unfortunately, his immeasurable heart and potential seemed to be in constant battle with his demons. He was a caring son and friend and he will be missed very much."
A&E, The Two Coreys network: "We are saddened by the tragic loss of Corey Haim who we had the pleasure to work with on the series The Two Coreys. Our thoughts are with his family during this difficult time."

I love the way so many of them are judgemental with their "holier than thou" attitudes. "Oh, it's a shame he couldn't fight his inner demons" "the drugs won" and crap like that. Until the coroner's report is in we have no idea what the hell it was that killed him. I just love these hypocrital bastards talk when you look at the sh*t they've done. We'll see what happens when it's their turn.

Corey Feldman releases a statement on his blog.

Here's what Corey had to say:

I was awakened at 8:30 this morning by my brother and sister knocking on my bedroom door. They informed me of the loss of my brother Corey Haim. My eyes weren’t even open all the way when the tears started streaming down my face. I am so sorry for Corey, his mother Judy, his family, my family, all of our fans, and of course my son who I will have to find a way to explain this to when he gets home from school. This is a tragic loss of a wonderful,beautiful,tormented soul, who will always be my brother,family, and best friend. We must all take this as a lesson in how we treat the people we share this world with while they are still here to make a difference. Please respect our families as we struggle and grieve through this difficult time. I hope the art Corey has left behind will be remembered as the passion of that for which he truly lived.

A terrible loss.

Corey was approached for Celebrity Rehab.

Never saw that one coming. TMZ reports:

Corey Haim was approached in the last 10 days by the casting company for "Celebrity Rehab" ... TMZ has learned.

Sources connected with Dr. Drew's show tell us casting producers called Corey. They say he was "extremely defensive and insulted, saying, 'It's the last show I'd ever do.'"

Our sources say the 3-minute conversation ended with Corey saying, "I do not need help."

We're also told the casting producers spoke with Corey's mom last October at an autograph convention, pitching the show.

Personally, I've seen that show and I can tell you two things 1. Dr. Drew is a sellout who only cares about you if your credit card clears and 2. Nobody, and I mean NOBODY gets clean on that f*cking show. If Corey was there he'd still be dead today.

Corey Haim passes away.

Corey Haim died early this morning in what police at this point believe to be an accidental overdose. Corey was with his mom and taking over the conter medication for the flu when he woke up at about 1am this morning and collapsed. He was prounced dead at 2:15am. Corey had problems battling drug addiction for many years. Ironically, he was in the same apartment complex where Rick James died. CNN reported:

In 2008, Feldman told People magazine that he would no longer speak to Haim until his former co-star got sober. In a clip from "The Two Coreys," Feldman and his wife, along with two other former teen stars, called on Haim in an effort to get him to admit he needed help, the magazine said.

The meeting followed an incident in which Haim -- scheduled to film a cameo appearance in a direct-to-DVD sequel to "The Lost Boys" -- appeared on the set "clearly under the influence," People reported.

"I don't feel that he's a safe person to have around my wife and child at the moment, for a multitude of reasons," Feldman told People. Haim told the magazine in the August 2008 story that he was currently sober and said, "I will always love Corey Feldman, but I lost 105 percent respect for him and his wife."

Personally I see this one as like the death of Steve Irwin. We all saw it coming a mile away but when it actually happens you're still shocked. R.I.P. Corey.

Sean Penn is getting critized for helping people, WTF???

If you get a chance watch the CBS Morning Show on Sunday they're airing an interview with Sean Penn an his relief efforts in Haiti. As hard to believe as this is, Sean has been coming under fire by critics for his work. What the hell do these people think he's there for to get a bloody tan??? Sean has some choice words for them though he says that they should all die of "rectal cancer". Gotta admit I didn't expect that one I thought he was going so say something along the lines of "they can all f*ck off!" But hey, to each his own. Further, he's there with water filtration units, a team of doctors and the businesswoman with whom he started his relief organization with. When asked if he gave his own money to the effort (can't believe they asked that) he said enough to where he'd better find a job soon. Man, can't these jackoffs see that this guy is sincere? You guys should shut the f*ck up! There Sean, I said it for you!

The Controller gives his prediction for best movie in the 2010 Oscars

...Avatar...f*cking Avatar. Why is anyone else even bothering to show the hell up?

Lady GaGa is f*cking nuts!!!

Wow, Lady GaGa had an interview with New York Style and wow it's one huge roadmap of sickness. Among the highlights were thing like, and I'm not kidding here, that she has a spiritual advisor in her head and what she likes about him the most as that he doesn't talk to her like she's a normal person. No sh*t Sherlock. She also wants her music to hypnotize people so that they can love themselves, her devotion to her hart and fans is more important that her vagina and a lot of other crazy gibberish. Now I know that artists are supposed to be eccentric but Jesus Christ! With this level of crazy I'm starting to wonder if this is an act to further her image because if this is really how her brain works I'd tell Marilyn Manson that I've finally found the perfect woman for him, get them together, and RUN LIKE HELL!!!

Megan Fox to be offed in Transformers 3?

Now I'm not usually into wild rumors until something concrete shows up but I really, really hope this one is true. The rumor buzzing around Hollywood is not only that Fox will be killed off in the film but that they will do it very early into it. As in minutes. Now there's a chance that this could just be a story to generate hype for the film but considering that all this bitch has done is badmouth Transformers I'm prepared to give it the benefit of the doubt. Also the crew hates her guts too...and she did compare Michael Bay to Hitler. Draw your own conclusions.

Brittney's boyfriend hates her music...no way dude.

I know you're shocked too. Here's the skinny. Jason Trawick, Brittney's boyfriend attended Paris Hilton's birthday party. Brittney was not there. At some point over the course of the evening the DJ played the song "Toxic". Trawick was heard to say "I hate this song!" His friends laughed but when they tried to talk to him he got frustrated and told them that he couldn't hear them over her voice. So her voice irritates you to no end but you still date her? Why? Is there a possibility that the sex could be THAT good??? Nah, it's the money...gotta be the money.

Brittney's boyfriend hates her music...no way dude.

I know you're shocked too. Here's the skinny. Jason Trawick, Brittney's boyfriend attended Paris Hilton's birthday party. Brittney was not there. At some point over the course of the evening the DJ played the song "Toxic". Trawick was heard to say "I hate this song!" His friends laughed but when they tried to talk to him he got frustrated and told them that he couldn't hear them over her voice. So her voice irritates you to no end but you still date her? Why? Is there a possibility that the sex could be THAT good??? Nah, it's the money...gotta be the money.

Wayne Newton's wife ain't stupid!

Remember when your husband is getting his ass sued by a pilot who is owed some big time cash and you kinda got that feeling that the dude is going to win the case, do what any other loyal devoted wife would do:

...stand by your man...no.
...get some lawyers...maybe.
...file some court documents to make sure that when the plaintiff (Monty Ward) comes back with another truck to try to take your husband's sh*t he can't take yours!...F*CK YES, THAT'S WHAT YOU DO!!!

Wayne's wife Kathleen McCrone Newton doesn't want her stuff on the truck so she filed some papers with the court stating that certain posessions were hers and hers alone. Like the art, jewelry, instrument...the f*cking LIBRARY. Wayne! Don't be dumb man! Offer her anything she wants to protect your stuff too!!!

...although, good luck getting it back once it's in her name. How strong is your love Wayne?

Simon Monjack is still giving back the money...I thought that was done by now.

...guess I was wrong. TMZ.com reports:

Simon Monjack tells TMZ he's already started to return all of the money he raised for the Brittany Murphy Foundation before he shut the website down -- but the grand total was under a grand.

According to Monjack, the foundation only collected roughly $800 via Pay Pal before we informed him that the foundation wasn't set up properly and wasn't recognized by the government as an official charity.

Monjack claims he plans to get the foundation up and running again in the near future -- and this time, he claims he's taking "the proper steps" to ensure that everything will be legit.

I don't know TMZ. The more I've looked into this dude the more I'm seeing a consistant record of the words Simon Monjack and "legit" NOT being in the same sentence together. I wouldn't trust this guy to tell me what color the sky was.

Rosanne Barr has an opinion on Marie Osmonds son.

Here's what she wrote in her blog and wow man, normally I would have posted a link but this sucker had to be pasted in it's entirity. I don't even know what to say to this:

marie osmonds poor gay son killed himself

because he had been told how wrong and how sick he was every day of his life by his church and the people in it. Calling that "depression" is a lie!

Yet the Osmonds still talk lovingly about their church, saying nothing about its extremely anti-gay Crusade. Marie also has a gay daughter! Hey, I want her and all the gay kids in the world to know that they are just fine being gay and that they deserve love and respect instead of insults and rebuke! I have gay people in my family and my circle of friends and I am kicking bigot ass and taking names!
That is how its done in my religion---(I have my own religion that I made up for myself and it is a great religion that actually works and respects facts and not fantasy!)

Gerald Lund one of the ex church apostles has three gay kids himself.
Yet, even though the people they say they love the most in all of their public displays and speeches (THEIR KIDS AND FAMILY!!) are gay,-- their own children,for crying out loud- these people cannot find the christian decency and compassion within themselves to stop their hypocritical gay bashing!!

How sickening. I know so many mormon kids who were gay and committed suicide, and I just cannot and will not stay quiet in order to not offend bigots anymore. It is all so terribly depressing.

Marie please don't talk about how your faith in your church has helped you get through this one! Please get some integrity and tell that church of yours that you will leave it and stop giving it ten percent of your money if they don't stop trying to destroy your kids' and all gay people's civil rights and dreams and hopes!!
G-d is trying to use you for something good and this is your opportunity! Your church is wrong and on the wrong wrong wrong side of things! Get as vocal about that as you are about your diet. G-d bless you too, Marie.

Take a hard look at the facts now as you use this very sad time for introspection, healing growth and prayer, and become a strong symbol for loving mothers who make no apologies for hatred against their own kids!

Man Rosie, I thought I was harsh! Cut down on the caffeine man!

By the way I found out about this one on thehollywoodgossip.com and they're the only ones mentioning it. I checked with the websites of tmz, radaronline, eonline, access hollywood etc. and nothing. How did this get under their radars?

Charlie Sheen is fu*cked.

This isn't looking good for Charlie regarding the pending case for the Christmas "misunderstanding" with his wife. Looks like the DA is out for blood (definately in the best interests of the people. I'm sure it has nothing with making a name for himself or advancing his career). Radaronline.com reports:

“Plea negotiations are in no way imminent,” the source added, emphasizing that Mordkin and Cummins are “far apart” in terms of reaching a compromise over what crimes the actor committed.

Sources tell RadarOnline.com that Mordkin is following the lead of Judicial District Attorney Martin Beeson who has “declared war on sexual crimes in his three-county district” in Colorado. The source said Mordkin “noted that there have been a multitude of serious domestic violence episodes in Aspen recently” and that given these episodes “have been fueled by alcohol and drugs, it is easy for an out-of-control situation to go from bad to worse”.

Declared war on domestic violence. Oh God Charlie this guy's going to make a f*cking example out of you. You'd better make DAMN sure that her crack tests come back positive. I don't care what you have to do, MAKE THIS HAPPPEN!

Michael J. Fox to be named honorary doctor.

Awesome. Access Hollywood reports:

Sweden’s Karolinska institute says it will give an honorary degree of medicine to Canadian-American actor Michael J. Fox for his work to raise funds and awareness for Parkinson’s disease.

The institute, which awards the annual Nobel Prize in medicine, says the Michael J. Fox Foundation for Parkinson’s Research has since 2000 given more than $175 million to research aimed at developing drugs against the disease.

Good luck Michael. I hope they get some results soon.

Sarah Palin is going Hollywood!

Looks like Sarah Palin is starting to like the Hollywood scene. After her comedic stint on the "Tonight Show" she was spotted with Mark Burnett the reality show king, going from network to network. She's probably going to get a lot of criticism for this but what the hell. Let's look at the facts about Sarah Palin. Here's a woman that literally got yanked into the limelight by the Republican party to run for Vice President. When they lost what happened? McCain turned on her like a rabid animal, her own party blamed her for the loss, the press sent in investigators to uncover anything they could find on her and then they made the lives of her and her family a living hell. So now they're going to criticize her for opting for Hollywood stardom instead on politics??? Give me a break! After the way politics treated her I say GO FOR IT SARAH!!! Good luck!

Marie Osmond is going back to work. Something doesn't quite feel right about this one.

After missing six whole shows due to the death of her 18 year old son Marie Osmond is returning to Las Vegas the day after the funeral to resume her stage act and they even schecheduled extra shows to make up for the lost ones. I don't want to sound like a douchebag but hell, it is my blog but does this sound a little cold to anyone else? The Las Vegas Sun reports:

After the suicide of Blosil, who leapt to his death Friday night from a downtown Los Angleles apartment building, Donny & Marie have committed to performing on previously open dates covering April 13-17. Tickets go on sale Thursday at the Flamingo box office. Donny & Marie return to the stage Tuesday night for the first time since the tragedy. Six shows, total, will have been postponed by the time they take the stage again.

The week of the new performances was intended to be half of a two-week vacation for Donny & Marie. However, according to the duo's Las Vegas manager, Chip Lightman, Donny & Marie sought to accommodate fans who already had purchased tickets to shows canceled last week. Lightman added that Marie Osmond — a performer since age 3 — was eager to return to the stage, finding the process "cathartic."

Ok, 2 things:

1. Is the line "The week of the new performances was intended to be half of a two-week vacation for Donny & Marie." supposed to mean that they're making a huge sacrifice for the fans by missing their vacation. Jesus guys, sorry timing for his death wasn't better. Guess he should have scheduled an appointment.

2. You find the return to the stage after your son's death "cathartic"??? I had to look that up!!!

Catharsis (Ancient Greek: Κάθαρσις) is a Greek word meaning "cleansing", "purging", or "clarification." It is derived from the infinitive verb of Ancient Greek: καθαίρειν transliterated as kathairein "to purify, purge," and adjective Ancient Greek: καθαρός katharos "pure or clean."

Specifically in drama defined as:

Catharsis is the emotional cleansing of the audience. In relation to drama it is an extreme change in emotion resulting from strong feelings of sorrow, fear, pity, or laughter; this result has been described as a purification or a purging of such emotions (whether those of the characters in the play or of the audience).[1] More recently such terms as restoration, renewal, and revitalization have been used in relation to the effect on members of the audience

Purge your feelings of your son. Wow. Cold one Marie. You have the maternal instincts of a reptile.

Lindsay Lohan is writing a book??? This has got to be a sign of that 2012 end of the world sh*t.

Yes, I know that your higher brain functions rejected that statement as to mind blowing to be correct but Lindsay told OK! magazine UK edition:

Lindsay says time in rehab helped her to gain control of her life – and she’s now penning a book about her experiences.

She told us: “I write a lot and it’s very therapeutic for me because then I can see what’s happening on paper. I’ve started writing a book. It’s going to take a while, all my life experiences. I started writing it a year ago. There’s a lot to put down, you know?”

...holy...crap. This book should be interesting but I'd like to help with the title. I have a few suggestions:

1. My Life With Blow.
2. I Love Blow.
3. Where to Score Top Quality Blow.
4. Oral Sex: A Primer.
5. Rehab is a F*cking Joke.
6. How to be as Easy as AB3.
7. My Normal Well Adjusted Life.

That's just off the top of my head. You're welcome.

All is not sunshine and lollipops in the Jackson compound.

It's probably the only story worth posting about today. Little Jaafar (Jermaine Jackson's son) 13 figured out how to buy gift cards at the supermarket and use them to get a 300,000 volt Scorpion stun gun. Opinion is divided as to what he wanted to use it for. Some sources say he wanted to use it on Michael's youngest son Blanket. Security found it and now DCS is involved and has been doing interviews with every person in the house since yesterday. Jesus f*cking Christ. Want to know one the reasons I don't have kids? This is one!

Good God man, they wanted to give the OJ aquittal suit to the friggin Smithsonian Museum???

Would you believe that Fred Goldman's lawyers wanted to do that?...as a memorial to Ron. Fred! Are you f*cking nuts??? Needless to say the Smithsonian didn't go for it. However the National Crime Museum is strongly thinking about it. I've got an idea for a display, how about this: BURN THE DAMN THING!...preferably with "The Juice" in it. That would sell on pay-per-view.

Jim Carrey is a grandpa!

At 12:28am last night Jim Carrey's daughter gave birth to a son. Finally some GOOD news! Best of luck!

Tiger Woods looses Gatorade deal.

I know, its breaking your heart too. Gatorade dropped his worthless ass. Apparently whoring isn't good for Gatoraides wholesome image. Go figure!

Brad Pitt is a GIMRAD!

I just felt like saying that.

Sean Penn is a fu*cking hero???

Sean Penn is in Haiti right now helping with the relief effort and the dude drove out into the friggin middle of nowhere to help an injured woman and her child who had a head injury. He pulled them out of the rubble and drove them back to get medical attention and waited until they were taken care of. Then he took them back to where he was staying. I'm stunned. Who knew Sean Penn had such a heart. Didn't this guy used to beat up papparazzi? I won't look at him the same way again.

Andrew Keonig found dead

After a long search Andrew Keonig was found deas tonight in Vancouver. His father admits that it looks like he killed himself. God rest your soul Andrew.

Levi Johnston gets bitch slapped (by the court).

Well I've got to give the little weasel credit for trying but this round has gone to Bristol Palin. As you know she was suing him for child support and he was claiming that he didn't have any money (yeah, even I wasn't buying that one) well the documents that her lawyers got that said that was a lie must have done the trick because the judge has ruled that not only does he have to pay, he has to pay retroactive since the baby's birth. So now Levi has to cough up $18,000 dollars. See what happens when you don't keep it in your pants man? Condoms Levi, condoms. I can't stress this enough man. Oh and remember buddy, the more you earn the more she can petition the court for! Enjoy the next decades of you life HA! HA! HA! STUPID!!!

God, it's good to be rich! Ask Charlie Sheen's wife!

I don't believe this one.  After Brooke Meuller learned that Charlie is back in rehab she left hers!  She went back home and brought an army of rehab workers with her and I'm talking everybody.  You can do crack rehab at home?  Somehow I just can't see this one working out very well.  Charlie's father Martin Sheen is also at the house and frankly has this guy got his work cut out for him!  Wouldn't want to be you right now Martin, no way man.

Kirsten Dunst is Turning Japanese!

Here's Kirsten Dunst doing her verion of The Vapor's 80's hit Turning Japanese.   It's pretty awesome.  So stop playing pachinko and watch this bad boy!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_OHxBPHe6Y

You're going to have to sign in to youtube for this one because they don't want under 18 year olds to be exposed to anime nudity.  Thank God because I wouldn't want a child exposed to cartoon breasts when there're already being exposed TO EVERYTHING ELSE IN THE WORLD!!!

Nadya Suleman gets her groove on!

I suppose this shouldn't shock me but hell, it does.  Nadya "Octomom" Suleman was out in NYC partying in the meat packing district (trust me I've been there, DO NOT GO ALONE!) until after 2am.  Damn Nadya, who was watching the 14 kids???  Please remember kids this is the same woman who told The View yesterday that she wouldn't rule out the possibility of a 15th kid.  Holy crap.

John Mayer does something awesome!

John Mayer was playing a concert in Philadelphia Sunday night when he spotted a young 11 year old kid holding up a sign that said "Can I play 'Belief' with you?"  John took him up on stage and made his dream come true in front of 25,000 fans.  Wow.  After John gave him an autographed guitar that said "To Austin, you rock. Keep playing.  See you at the show." 

That was pretty awsome.  Austin is going to remember that moment for the rest of his life.  I know that John's been under fire for saying some off key things lately but that was probably the most awesome thing he could have done for a kid.  Good for you John!  There's not a lot of musicians who would have stopped their show and done that for a fan.

Ok so Simon Cowell is a prima donna too.

American Idol is less of a happy place than I thought because Simon Cowell has his own bitch ass two-story trailer while everybody else has a one room piece of sh*t stuido dressing room.  They told eonline.com:


The exiting judge has decided to live out his last A.I. season in luxury, and that's making everyone, especially Ryan, pretty jealous.

"Have you seen that two-story thing that's parked outside?" Ryan asked before everyone launched into tragic tales of their studio-issued dressing rooms.

Ryan, if they're letting him do that there's probably not a whole lot you can do about it.  Why not show him up get at three level!  Start a trailer war!!!  Trailers reaching into the sky mutha-f*ckas!!!!

...just do it.

Seth Green gets engaged!

Holy crap Seth Green engaged???  I didn't think that would ever happen.  Seth got engaged on New Year's Eve with his girlfriend Clare Grant.  The two are planning on tying the knot in May and all I have to say aside from good luck is THIS BETTER NOT INTERFERE WITH ROBOT CHICKEN MAN!!!

Larry King is still a douchebag.

Well we found out why the Koenig's bailed out on Larry King.  Looks like the interview that they had been scheduled to do last night kept getting pushed back because Larry wanted to cover the story of the orca trainer that was killed in SeaWorld.  Walter Koenig felt that Larry was being disrespectful to them.  Frankly I don't blame them.  After almost half a bloody hour I would have walked too.  Why do you bother making appointment Larry?  How easily distracted are you?  That couldn't have waited ten minutes you friggin douche?

Simon Cowell and Ellen DeGeneres don't like each other...shocker.

Here's one that's not to suprise you.  Simon and Ellen aren't getting along very well.  Wow, never saw that one coming.  She thinks he's mean to contestants (what the hell do you think is getting the damn ratings stupid!?! Your witty repartee???) and he seems to like criticizing her.  I have no doubt what so ever that this will effectively double American Idol's rating once these two start going after each other like a couple of rabid dogs.  Perhaps hiring Ellen was a good choice after all.  I'm sure the advertisers will love it!

Elin Woods is going home to Tiger,...wait WTF???

In a move that I can't even believe could possibly be true radaronline.com is reporting that Elin Woods is going home to Orlando to Tiger with the kids.  You've GOT to be kidding me!!!  I know a lot of people out there are saying "but Tiger has hundreds of millions of dollars, she probably likes money" and I don't dispute the money factor but when you consider this dudes relations with many, several, THOUSANDS of whores she'd easily take the whole enchilada in a divorce so I don't get it!  Radar reports:

“Tiger is trying to put his marriage back together, trying to prove to Elin that he’s changed,” the source said. “She hasn’t committed to staying in the marriage but the fact that she has been participating in his therapy and went away with him is a big step toward the two of them staying married.”


Changed???  Good God Elin!  When even the whore parade are all saying that once a cheater always a cheater maybe you should flush out the head gear and wake the f*ck up woman!!!

Jesus man.

I hope this isn't bad news.

Walter Keonig and his wife were scheduled to be on the Larry King show last night to talk about the search for their son when the very abruptly left the studio with no explanation.   According to TMZ not even Larry himself knows the reason for the sudden departure.  I hope it's not the worst.  I'll keep my fingers crossed.

Andrew Keonig still missing.

Man, this is not turning into a good day for celibrity news!  Andrew Koenig from "Growing Pains" is still missing and has been since February 14th in Vancouver.  His father Walter Koenig of "Star Trek" fame, his mother and sister were on TV today to ask that anyone who might have seen him to please call the authorities. 

Wow, and I like that dude too.  On the hopeful side police have recieved a lot of possible leads and still believe that Andrew is still alive.  I hope so. 

Andrew!  Call home!  People are worried about you man!

Speaking of Nancy Kerrigan her brother Mark just made bail.

Mark who's been locked up since he attacked his father which the coroner has determined caused him to have a cardiac dysrhythmia ultimately resulting in his death has made the ten thousand dollar bail that he needed to get out.  He will be staying at his mother's house wearing an ankle monitoring bracelet and getting tested for drugs and alcohol.  Very tragic case and a baffling one.  On the one hand the coroner says that Mark is responsible for Daniel's death.  On the other hand his family is sticking by him and saying that he's not.  Who knows what went on in that house that night.

An open letter to Olympic judges who gave Rachael Platt a 64 and dropped her to 5th place in skating last night.

Are you people f*cking blind???  My God people!  How much bribe money are they giving you people!?!  Man I haven't trusted Olympic judging since you a**holes gave Oksana Baiul  the gold medal that CLEARLY should have went to Nancy Kerrigan!  God you people make me SICK!  Choke on your damn blood money you bunch of f*cks!!!

Thank you.

Charlie Sheen has some damn good lawyers!

Lawyers.  Everybody hates them until you need one and if you happen to be a celebrity chances are you need one...a lot.

Charlie has checked into rehab because his reps say that he's been "slipping" with his drug and alcohol problem.  This could have been a big problem for Charlie as it is a violation of his parole.  However his lawyers seem very confident that this will not pose a problem because people can say what they want about Charlie drinking, you have to prove it in a court of law and Charlie's lawyers are paid very well to make sure that does not happen.

As for his show "Two and a Half Men"  if Charlie can be back on the set in two weeks they can finish making the last six episodes of the season.  Maybe it's just me but rehabbing Charlie Sheen in TWO WEEKS sounds like a pretty tall order to me, maybe two years...maybe.

Lorenzo Lamas is a friggin idiot.

Lorenzo Lamas has decided that if at first you don't succeed try, try again.   So he's getting married for the fifth time to a girl he's known for a WHOLE FRIGGIN THREE MONTHS!!!  God man are you stupid?  Ever consider that maybe, just maybe marriage isn't for you?  The lucky bride to be is a 23 year old model named Shawna Craig.  Ironically, this makes her one year younger than his daughter.  Nice.

Tiger's mom still loves him! (how much is she getting for this?)

Tiger's mom Kultida still loves her son.  I'm not shocked of course.  How many times have you seen some kid get hauled of for murdering somebody in a botched robbery only to hear their mothers sob in front of the camera "he's a good boy!".  Ok, not quite the same thing but the principal is the same.  Here's what she had to say:

"He didn't kill anybody. He didn't do anything illegal ... People don't understand that Tiger has a very good heart and soul."

and loving Kultida, you forgot LOVING!


"If anyone tells me to condemn him, I say look at yourself first."

Sorry Kultida,  I haven't cheated on my wife and kids by sleeping with EVERY F*CKING WHORE IN THE CONTINENTAL UNITED STATES!!!

Tiger Woods won't shut the hell up!

Because let's face it, there's no way to get away from this guy today Tiger gave us a really boring (but well scripted) news conference.  I'll spare you the tedium posting a transcript of it verbatum and just give you the highlights...

I'm sorry (again)

It's my fault (no sh*t)

I'm in treatment (give me a break, there's no such thing as rehab for banging whores because you know you can!  Contrary to what Hollywood would have you believe, some things are not due to "oh, I have an addiction, I need rehab" it's due to your OWN DARN LACK OF SELF CONTROL!!!

Elin never hit me (bullsh*t)

I'm the one to blame (once again, no sh*t)

I hurt all the kids around the world who admired me (you're a golfer....period.)

(and of course most shockingly) I've had affairs, I have cheated.   (.....holy....sh*t.)

Blah, blah, blah, you get the idea.  Of couse one does have to ask...why the hell is he apologizing to us for?  Go apologize to your wife man!  She's the one you probably gave God knows what to!.....and you sounded like some kind of robot.  Try memorizing the speech so they don't have to read it into your earpiece.

J.K. Rowling gets sued for plagiarism....AGAIN!!!

Ok, this is getting ridiculous.  I can't even count how many times this has happened.  On the other hand she's sued plenty herself for the same thing.  Personally I never bought her story on how she came up with the idea.  eonline.com reports:

J.K Rowling has been tacked on as a defendant in a lawsuit filed against her U.K. publisher in 2004, which claims that the bestselling author plagiarized part of the fourth book in her über-successful Harry Potter series.


The suit alleges that, in writing Goblet of Fire, Rowling ripped off the 1987 children's book The Adventures of Willy the Wizard: No. 1 Livid Land by Adrian Jacobs, who died in 1997.

To which the embattled author says, "Hogwarts," er, "hogwash."

"I am saddened that yet another claim has been made that I have taken material from another source to write Harry," Rowling said in a statement released by her rep to Bloomberg Business Week.

"The fact is I had never heard of the author or the book before the first accusation by those connected to the author's estate in 2004; I have certainly never read the book."

I'm not buying it Rowling.  I bet you have a complete collection.  How about "The Legend of RAH and the Muggles" by Nancy Stouffer?  Ever read "The Worst Witch" by Jill Murphy?  Just saying I've seen a few similiarities myself. 

Bristol Palin wants da money!

If there's one thing in life I truly enjoy it's watching ex-lovers go after each other like a pair of wolverines on angel dust.  Of couse throw in a kid and it always gets a hell of a lot more entertaining.  Bristol Palin's lawyers are going after Levi Johnston for child support to the tune of  $1,688.42.  Man I don't even make that much!  There's no way you could convince me that a baby in Alaska of all places needs that kind of scratch to survive!  But I digress,  Levi's lawyers are claiming that he never made more that 10K prior to 2009 but Palins lawyers have documents that say he did.  For example a construction firm that says that they paid him 18K.  Not a lot more but enough them to call you a liar and dig deeper.  Better start hiding the sh*t man!  Then again probably too late man.  Her lawyers have already issued subpoenas to CNN, Playgirl, Entertainment Tonight, The Insider, Star Magazine, and the National Enquirer wanting dollar amounts that they gave him.  You're screwed man.  Face it you're not Joe Blow you're famous and you're not going to be able to hide the cash.  Let's face it, in the court of public opinion "crying girl with screaming baby" always trumps "guy who knocked up an underage girl and then posed for Playgirl and tried to keep all the cash"

.....STUPID!!!

Tiger Woods to hold news conference at PGA Tour Headquarters on Friday.

Tiger, flanked by a few friends will be holding a conference (no questions, just Tiger's prepared statement) where he will apologize...again and get into his plans for the future and...blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.  Tiger, you've got to come up with some new material man, you're boring the hell out of me!

Jersey Shore is a lie??? NO F*CKING WAY!!!

I'm going to be spending the rest of the night trying to figure out how the hell Jersey Shore has been on this long and this little nugget of wisdom didn't come out sooner.  Snooki and JWOWW aren't bloody Italian!  Fox411 reports:

In an appearance on FoxNews.com's hit Web show, "The Strategy Room," Jenni "JWOWW" Farley revealed that she and some of the other cast members are not actually Italian!


Farley herself is "Spanish and Irish," while castmate Snooki is actually Chilean.

WTF??? Spanish?? Irish???  Chilean????  All this time I've been living a lie?  Jersey Shore struck me at the most honest non-scripted reality show I've ever seen!....I'm so disillusioned right now...I need a minute.

Angelina Jolie is still better than everyone else.

It's a month after the earthquake in Haiti and the U.N. goodwill ambassador Angelina Jolie finally paid them a visit.  Considering how much this woman likes to rub her own superiority in everyone's face I'm actually surprised that it took her so long to show up.  Even more surprisingly she's not there to steal adopt a Haitian kid.

I'm always open to children around the world," she said in the interview, airing in full Sunday night. "We're that kind of a family; Brad and I talk about that. But that's not what we're focusing on at this time, by any means. We're not here for that.


"We're here to see how we can help protect the children in country and scale up the needs here."

Scale up the needs?  What the hell does that mean?!?  Last time I checked these people were needy enough.  Looks like Haiti gets a new honor, being the only country in the world that Angelina Jolie does NOT want a child from.  That's cold man.

Tila Tequila keeps twittering...I don't know what the hell this is.

If you've ever wanted to experience a brain hemmorage, wrap your brain around THIS one and YOU tell ME what the hell it's supposed to mean.  Here's the latest twitter from Tila:

This is the end of the end. Don't take your lives for granted because it will all end very soon. Sooner than u think.



Everything you do now is totally irrelevant to what is to come. I am only here to warn you as God's Messenger and Angel disguised as A Human


God Bless and pray. Pray for all the wrongs you have done to others, pray for all the hurt you have bestowed. Judgement day is coming...


God took the Love of my Life away from me because I promised him that I was only here to do my job. But I fell in Love with Another Angel


So he took her away from me. That was my fault. I broke the rules of being an Angel on Earth as a messenger. We're not allowed 2 fall in luv


With another Angel. Cuz it will distract me from doing my job of helping the world. The minute I fell in love with another Angel, I stopped.

Someone please tell me that this load of gibberish means that she's going to throw herself in front of a truck....PLEASE!

...oh, and for the record.  Freud would have taken this ball and RAN WITH IT!

Angelina Jolie gets dropped from a modeling gig....hang on, wha????

Angelina got dropped from a modeling gig with St. John.  As strange as it sounds they said she was to big for the job and overshadowed the brand.  Too big for the job???  Wait a sec, this sounds strangely familiar.  I seem to recall it from a few job interviews only to me it sounded like "you're overqualified"

.....this...is...bull sh*t.

Michael Jackson death investigation complete.

Well it bloody took them long enough but it looks like the DA is going to get the go ahead to go after Dr. Conrad Murray for the death of Michael.  No word yet on the charges that will be filed in a few weeks but a source for TMZ told them that involuntary manslaughter was likely.  You know the "fell asleep at the wheel" charge.  I knew it was that guy.  He gave Jackson the propofol and went to the can / watched tv / fell asleep (pick one).  Bottom line, he couldn't do the one simple job he was being paid a rather large amount of cash to do.  KEEP HIS DAMN EYES OPEN!!!   I hope they throw the book at him but somehow my gut tells me they won't.

Tila Tequila is still af f"ing BITCH!

Tila the publicity whore is exploiting the death of Casey Johnson for every second its worth.  God this woman makes me sick!...if indeed she is a woman.  Jury's still out on that one.  Anyway, Paris Hilton and Bijou Phillips went to Tila's house to get Casey's dogs back.  Please bare in mind that Tila had said previously that she had been trying to reach Casey so she could pick up her dogs to get them out of her house.  With that in mind here's what she claimed "happened" at her house when Paris and Bijou arrived:

My Fiance and I had been living together at my house for about a month now, with all of our dogs! 3 Total, and today these "mean Girls" bombarded MY HOME, to try to take the pups away so they can put them to sleep so they can bury the dogs with Casey. So sad! I had to call the police because they were getting very violent outside of my house and threatening to break in! They kept kicking my door, pounding on it, and even left scratch marks on my windows and texted that they were going to try to break in from the back side!! I was alone, scared and they left me no choice.


Have you ever heard such a load of BS in your life???  Big shock the cops didn't believe a word of it either.  Paris and Bijou left with the dogs.  Thank God, I'd hate to think of the dogs in that house of friggin crazy.  Someone needs to get this bitch to shut the f*ck up and stop taking advantage to Casey's death to get her picture in news. 

Balloon Boy dad gets 90 days.

Richard Heene has been sentenced to 90 days in jail with 60 days work release.  Personally, after the stunt this dude pulled I think he got off pretty damn easy.  With all the rescue workers, law enforcement involved.  I mean c'mon!  The bloody FAA had to divert flight off their courses!  The police were cosidering dropping a guy on top to the thing to try and get it down.  All the people involved were concerned for a young boy's life.  One of these rescure workers could have been killed!  All this for a damn reality show.  How desperate are people to get on these things???  His wife got 20 days that she can serve on the weekends.  Considering she knew of the plan and went along with it, she got off pretty damn easy too.  Well, I think it may be a long time before they ever think about pulling a stunt like that again.

Wow, Tim Robbins and Susan Sarandon break up.

I gotta say I didn't see that one coming.  What the hell is going on everybody seems to be breaking up lately?  After 2 sons and 23 years together I thought they were pretty damn solid.  A representative has said that they separated over the summer.  Does this make Kurt Russell and Goldie Hawn the last stable couple in Hollywood?  Somebody let me know.

Brittany Murphy funeral tonight.

Brittany Murphy will be buried tonight in a private ceremony.  Guests are invitation only.  The funeral is to be held at the Forest Lawn Hollywood Hills cemetery and security is said to be tight.  The loss of such a young star is very tragic.  A representative for the family has said that a larger memorial service will be held early next year. 

Jon Gosselin got MAJOR F*CKED UP THE ASS!!!!

I think everybody split for the weekend cause this is all I've got, but it's not too bad. Jon and Kate are now divorced and man didn Jon get hurt in the final settlement rammed up the ass Schillinger style!  TMZ reports:

We've learned under the arbitrator's award, Jon must make huge child support payments -- we're told 5 figures a month. And here's the problem. TLC has now shut down Jon's ability to take outside jobs. The irony -- he did himself in. (No sh*t)


We've also learned Jon was charged every penny of the $235,000 (ouch!) that he withdrew from their joint account. That amount was deducted from his piece of the settlement (ouch, ouch!).

As for Jon's claim that Kate should be docked for money she withdrew ... we've learned Jon struck out. The arbitrator determined every penny she withdrew was for the benefit of the kids (8 kids Jon good luck proving she didn't...oh wait, you couldn't!).

Jesus man, you're so OWNED now!  Dude, save what's left of your self respect and go into the back alley of the courthouse and blow away what's LEFT of your brains.

It was only a question of minutes...Tiger porn.

Vivid Entertainment is going to milk this bastard for everything they can while they can!  Get ready for the Tiger porn parody "Tiger's Wood"!  No I'm not making this up.  The New York Daily News reports:

The skin flick bills itself as the "official porn parody" of the allegedly sex-crazed golfer’s reported antics, according to the Web site, which has obtained a copy of the script.


The film, to be produced by Adam & Eve Pictures, will star Tyler Knight as the embattled golfer and Kayden Kross as Elin Nordegren, according to a statement posted on Knight's Web site.

"I'm playing porn-Elin," an ecstatic Kross tweeted.

The company expects the film to hit smut shops' shelves within eight weeks.

A producer for Adam & Eve Pictures who was quoted in the statement described the marriage of the roiling celebrity scandal and a porno parody as "a natural."

"Every day, there seems to be some new development or girlfriend exposed, and it really has captured the attention of the public," Meredith Christopher said, adding, "We may have another release depending on what happens in the near future."

Jesus....H....Christ. 

Holy crap! Chris Henry's dead!

Chris Henry, a wide receiver on the Cincinnati Bengals, died early this morning from massive head injuries that he suffered during a domestic dispute with his fiancee'.  They got into an argument yesterday and she got into a pickup truck to drive off, he jumped in the back and along the way he fell out.  Man, the last I heard he was really looking forward to getting married.  A terrible tragedy that a young life with so much promise is gone over what may well turn out to be misunderstanding.

I really hope this fight wasn't over some kind of cheating accusation because of the whole Tiger Woods "don't trust your athlete husband" thing.  I hope my gut is wrong on this one.

Kate Hudson probably made the right move by getting out now.

Now that its been a few days since the Kate Hudson - A-Rod split, it looks like Kate made the right move.  Life & Style Magazine reports that Kate had problems getting past Alex's wandering eye.  They report:

“Kate has some trust issues with A-Rod,” a friend of the “Nine” star explained. “She doesn’t know for sure if there is another woman, but there’s a girl she thinks he has a crush on. She’s been worrying about other women for a while and is definitely the jealous type.”



Worried? Seems Hudson may have finally read last year’s divorce petition from Cynthia Rodriguez, wherein A-Rod’s ex claimed his “extramarital affairs and other marital misconduct” destroyed their union. Or, as a source who overheard a conversation between Hudson and mom Goldie Hawn hinted, perhaps the actress simply had recent headlines on her mind.


Although I would say that I would not leave it up to press coverage on Tiger to make a person start second guessing their relationships, I do find that women's instinct's are rarely wrong on this matter.  If I were a friend of Kate and she told me that she had a feeling something's up.  I'd tell her to cut her losses and end it now.

Nice going Tiger, now you got whole country of Sweden after you...stupid!

Access Hollywood had a cool article on the Swedish reaction to the Tiger Woods scandal. for those of you who don't speak Swedish I will translate:

The Woods sex scandal has indeed struck a particularly raw nerve in Sweden (THEY'RE PISSED!), where Nordegren’s transition from being a nanny for golfer Jesper Parnevik to the wife of one of the world’s most famous athletes was long seen as a fairy-tale romance (THAT WENT FRIGGIN SOUTH!!!).


Over the last five years, sightings of the couple on the streets of Stockholm or in nearby Vaxholm in the archipelago — where Nordegren grew up — helped create a sense of connection to a man renowned for his reclusive persona (AND NON-RECLUSIVE COCK!!!).

But like the drop in temperatures that brought a blizzard of snow (AND WHORES...MANY...MANY  WHORES!!!)over the Scandinavian country on Tuesday, Woods’ admitted (YOU CAN'T REALLY DENY IT) betrayal of his wife has turned public opinion considerably cooler.

“We have taken him to heart and almost viewed him like one of us (ONLY BLACK!),” said Niklas Olovzon, a sponsorship and brand expert who heads the communications agency S&B. “Of course that has made this a much bigger deal … I don’t think we’ll forgive him as quickly.”

Instead, there is an outpouring of sympathy and support for Nordegren, who has claims to fame in Sweden beyond her marriage to Woods. Nordegren’s mother, Barbro Holmberg, is a well-known Social Democratic politician and former migration minister while her father Thomas Nordegren is a prominent radio journalist (WHO WANTS YOUR ASS DEAD!!!).

“She comes from two sort of Swedish houses of nobility (THEY GOT MUSCLE!), so there is a sense that this is personal (REAL PERSONAL!), McCormac said. “I’m not sure how much the Swedish public embraced Elin before this. But now, that sense of ownership and that sense of communion with her has gotten stronger.”


That’s been evident in the country’s newspapers during the last few weeks, where the numerous front-page headlines and articles have focused as much on Nordegren as on Woods (AND REVENGE!).

There has been constant speculation about whether she’ll stay with her husband (NO F*CKING WAY!), advice about how to repair her marriage (KILL HIM.), and jokes about why she used a golf club to smash the back passenger windows of Woods’ SUV the night of his infamous car crash outside their home in Florida (JUSTIFIABLE HOMICIDE). Local police said his wife told them she did it to help get her husband out (OF THIS MORTAL COIL!).

In a country that prides itself on gender equality and independent women, the image of a golf club-wielding Nordegren is a source of widespread satisfaction (HILLARY KNOWS HOW YOU FEEL!).

“For us, it was almost a positive thing that she smashed the car window,” Olovzon said. “We like strong women in a lot of ways (THEY MAKE GOOD ENFORCERS).”

Britta Svensson, a columnist in the newspaper Expressen, summed it up like this:


“A week ago, Tiger and Elin were the cutest couple on the globe,” Svensson wrote shortly after the reports of numerous mistresses started seeping out. “Now our Swedish hearts are brimming with pride that our own Elin — not a regular nanny but the daughter of a Social Democratic minister and Swedish Radio journalist — didn’t take any … Elin is our heroine (A VALKRIE OF VENGENCE!).”

The same can no longer be said of Woods, of course, regardless of golf’s immense popularity in the country (??? UNTRANSLATABLE)

Thank you, 'Hej då'

Elin Nordegren marketing against Tiger brand Nike?...Brilliant!!!

Somebody at Puma deserves a raise.  TMZ is reporting Elin Nordegren, Tigers MUCH cheated on wife is in negotiations with Puma to be the spokeswoman for their new Swedish line.  Tiger pitches for Nike, their rival.  I love it!!!  This is pure marketing genius!!!  By all means, go for it Elin!!!

Tiger's probably not feeling so hot right now...neither is Nike.

Me thinks Star Magazine might be full of sh*t.

This little Tiger bandwagon might be getting out of control because now it looks like people are just making sh*t up.  Looks like any woman who has been photographed with Tiger is now fair game.  Case in point Star Magazine has a pic of Tiger with Jessica Simpson so now they've got a whole story on their seedy affair (yeah right).  Star writes:

Just days before Jessica's split with Tony Romo, she had a sizzling meeting with the fallen golf star at the AT&T National Pro-Am golf tournament in Bethesda, Md.


"Tiger liked what he saw and let her know it," a source tells Star.

Since Jess had been fighting with Tony — who was Tiger's golf partner at the July tournament — she gave as good as she got.

“Jessica said that she felt like Tony wasn’t paying attention to her, so she was like, ‘What the heck!’ ” says the source. “She decided to have fun with Tiger whether it bothered Tony or not.”

Their words in the italics!  Not mine!    "He saw what he liked and let her know it?" "Gave as good as she got?" "What the heck"!?!  Jesus, it sounds like it was written by a horny 13 year old.   Hey Star Magazine!  Try hiring some writers who are PAST puberty!!!

Remember kids, if you want to read the rest of the article you have to buy a copy of Star Magazine they won't tell you on their website.  Alternatively, you could just read it in the supermarket checkout and keep your money.  Whatever's good for you.

Then again, Noah Cyrus' parents aren't much better.

Here's a youtube video of 9 year old Noah Cyrus dancing it up backstage after a Miley concert.  Looks like a future rehab case to me.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ypwf4ompIpQ&feature=player_embedded

Courtney Love unfit mother??? No f'ing way dude!!!

So as of last Friday she lost the legal posession of her kid to Kurt Cobain's mother and sister.  I thought this was a little strange considering that her daughter Frances Bean is 17 years old.  I guess it's never too late to save a life.  Today was the icing on the cake.  The judge enacted a temporary restraining order preventing Courtney from contacting her daughter directly (in person) or indirectly (on the phone).  Damn, wonder if it has anything to do with, oh I don't know COCAINE?????

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal break up too.

Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal have hit splitsville as well.  Looks like the opposite of Hundson and Rodriguez.  He was the romantic and she didn't want to commit.  She does have 2 children from a previous marriage.  I'd be hesitant too.  Pity, they were cute together.  Maybe they'll patch it up.  I hope so.

Kate Hudson and A-Rod break up.

His flirting with a blond in Miami over the weekend was my first clue.  However they seem to have broken up under amicable circumstances and are going on with their lives.  Kate is already working on her next movie.  I thought they looked good together but she was a romantic and he isn't ready for that kind of commitment.  A-Rod should give relationship advice to Tiger.

Tiger was deeply traumatized by his father's cheating ways...wait...huh???

This is either the biggest load of hypocracy I've ever heard or a sad attempt to look like Mr. Sensitive to get a girl into bed.  I'm going with B.  Tiger's high school girl had this to say about young Tiger.  E! News reports:

Dina Parr, whom he dated during high school and into his freshman year in college, exclusively tells E! News that Woods would call her from the road during the summer to talk about his parents' relationship.



"He would just call crying and say, 'My dad is with another woman,' and that would be all he could say," she says. "He would be so upset, so I just tried to be there for him and listen to him."


Woods was famously close to his dad, Earl, who died in 2006.


"He loved his father," Parr tells E! News in the exclusive interview. "And I know that was the one thing about his dad that he could never get over. So yeah, it's interesting that it's turned out that he's doing the same thing."

I'm not so sure if "interesting" would be the word I would use.  How about PLAYA!

Barry Williams better get the hell out of town.

Barry Williams known for his role as Greg Brady on the "Brady Bunch" sitcom better make some tracks south.  Barry filed a restraining order against his ex-girlfriend Elizabeth Kennedy on the ground that she pulled a knife on him which forced him to restrain her after losing a beauty contest...and accusing him of cheating on her...and stealing his pin number and grabbing $29,000 out of his bank account.  The judge has ordered her to stay 100 yards away from him and to vacate the apartment.  Barry feels that she will become dangerous now that the relationship is over.  Time to barricade the damn door, and grab a shotgun and a bottle of gin.  You ever see "Fatal Attraction"?

Kourtnery Kardashian gives birth...woo, hoo.

Teriffic, they're reproducing now.  Kourtney has given birth to a 7lb 6oz, 19in baby boy.  Another Kardashian.  Just what the world needs.  His name is Mason Dash Disick.  Ok, the Mason is good.  Dash?  The name of the family boutique?  Good thing they don't run a Walmart.  Disick, they boyfriends last name.  This may be as close as Hollywood ever gets to giving a normal name.  2 out of 3 isn't bad.  Good luck Mason, you're going to need it.

Ashley Dupre gets a sex advice column, sure, why not?

I'm sure you all remember Ashley Dupre.  She was the prostitute that brought down New York governor Elliot Spitzer.  Well, looks like the New York Post has found a use for her that doesn't involve some of her more interesting "skills".  Now your can get sex and love advice from her every Sunday so write in your questions for her.  I don't know about the love thing but as far as sex is concerned I guess you could say she's more than qualified.  I'd love to know how much she's getting for this.

So that's how Tiger did it...hush money! Should have seen that one coming.

So that's how Tiger pulled it off for so long without anyone knowing...cold hard cash!  How much does this guy make???  MSNBC reports:

According to several women who were involved with the golfer, Woods wired money to them on a monthly basis. The dollar amounts they cite range from $5,000 to $10,000 per month, and there’s talk among those women that someone out there might be getting as much as $20,000 per month.


“The money comes via a wire transfer,” said one woman. “There’s no contract about it, there’s no discussion about what it’s for, but it’s implied that it’s in exchange for keeping quiet about his affair.”

With paying off just about every woman on the planet, that's GOT to add up!  You know Tiger, one mistress would have been a hell of alot cheaper.  FYI

Nick Hogan sinks to a new low that even I didn't think him capable of.

I thought Nick Hogan could not get any lower than the scum of the earth that he is.  In the past he's blamed John Graziano for being brain damaged because he didn't wear his seat belt / got in the car / WAS HIS FRIEND!   His father Hulk is no better with his infamous statement on Larry King Live saying that the accident was God's way of making John a better person.  Nick has never, NEVER accepted a shred of responsiblilty for this, not giving a damn about his friend and the life that he has now casued him to have, whining about a couple of month slap on the wrist sentence in jail, every member of his disgusting worthless family blaming the victim but now he goes the full monty at a deposition in Clearwater, Fl.  RadarOnline reports:

While giving a deposition, Hogan was probed by lawyers for the plaintiffs about dysfunction and "issues" in the Graziano family. Nick had told the lawyers that there was violence in the Graziano family and the Hogans talked about having his pal John Graziano move in with them.



When a lawyer asked about what type of issues John had Nick told them that John had hatred for some people, a source close to the situation told RadarOnline.com exclusively.


The lawyer kept probing and asked what type of people. Nick responded: "Homos. He wanted to kill homos."

How the hell do you live with yourself?  Jesus Christ Nick.  What the f*ck is wrong with you.

Jon Gosselin's gravy train derailed.

In a shockingly non-Tiger story, TLC is not backing down and has effectively shut down Jon Gosselin's cash cow.  They don't like Jon violating his contract to make a crap load of money.  MSNBC.com reports:

A Maryland judge is ruling in the dispute between Jon Gosselin and the TLC network that the father must stop making media appearances that are at odds with his contract.


Montgomery County Circuit Judge Michael D. Mason ruled Thursday following a one-day hearing.

TLC Chief Operating Officer Edward Sabin testified that Gosselin made unauthorized appearances and endorsements. In particular, he mentioned a pool party that Gosselin hosted at the MGM Grand Hotel in Las Vegas. Sabin says photos from the event were at odds with the wholesome image of the show, "Jon & Kate Plus 8."

Although I think the phrase "wholesome" may be debatable, one has to think.  What will Jon do now to make money off of children...Hey!  Octomom!  Still available????

The porn star one says she's "not a homewrecker"! Then what are you?

Holly Sampson, who TMZ says is mistress #7 (I'll take their word on it) says she's not a homewrecker because she met (banged) Tiger at a bachelor party (his) in 2004 and since he wasn't married yet it's totally ok.

Sidenote:  To all readers male or female.  If you found out your fiance' f*cked a porn star on their bachelor / bachelorette party.  Would you find that "OK"?   Neither would I.

She also doesn't like being grouped with the others!

"Although I enjoyed our time together, I never was and never will be one of Tiger's mistresses.I resent being put in the same category as the other women."

I love how they're all trying to make like they're in a different category!  "I'm not a...(homewrecker / mistress / porn star / cocktail girl / escort / easy ) because Tiger at the time was...(married / unmarried / out of town / holding a fistful of $20's with this wedding band exposed)".   I'm going to save all of you "ladies" the trouble of straining your minds to try to make yourselves feel unique or totally "innocent" (see above).  Let's go for 1 blanket term...slut.

You're welcome.

Tiger mistress Jaimee Grubbs has incredible logic too!!!

Jamiee (mistress # I lost count) Grubbs also feels sorry for Tiger's wife.  Your sympathies have been duly noted.  Why doesn't everyone just sign a f'ing card!  However she also says:

"If it wasn't me, it was going to be other girls. I did care about him -- I didn't do it for superficial reasons. I didn't do it to purposely hurt her."


Let's break that one down a bit.  Let's see, if it wasn't you it was going to be someone else so what the hell!  Man, Jaimee you should be a goodwill ambassador for the f*cking U.N.! 
 
You didn't do it for superficial reasons, ok I actually believe that one.  However, "you didn't do it to hurt her".  I can't even dignify that one with a response.  Yes I can.  You're disgusting Jaimee.

More Rachel Uchitel outrage. I can see I'm going to have fun with this one.

Rachel's got her lawyer after "The View" because Joy Behar cracked a joke at her expense calling her a hooker.  Wow.  Rachel is hurt (she's hurt???).  Rachel says that she is not a hooker and that the comment was hurtful and offensive and she values her reputation and that reputation has been damaged.  She wants a retraction.

Ok, time for a reality check.

A.  Rachel, you don't sleep with men for money (that we know of yet) so I guess hooker is not an accurate assessment.  Hmmm, what do you call someone who sleeps with married men but not for money?  At best, homewrecker, at worst slut....happy now?

B.  What reputation???  See A.

Rachel Uchitel is shocked that she's not the exclusive whore/homewrecker/slut. (pick the one you want)

The thing that gets me about all of these Tiger Woods mistresses is how they all have the most deludued of minds.  Rachel (mistress #1) apart  from the fact that she feels "sorry" for Tiger's wife (then don't slam a married man stupid) also is shocked that he had so many mistresses.  Give me a break.  She also has confided to friends that she wants to be tested for STD's.  Must be the thing about a few of them being escorts, porn stars or full blown hookers.  Jesus woman, are you expecting sympathy???  The only person in this case that's going to get any is his WIFE!  Are you stupid Rachel?!?  What did you think you were the exclusive "other woman"?  If he'd cheat on his wife, he'd cheat on your worthless skank ass...and sure as hell did.  Milk your five minutes of fame and begone like Spitzer's whore, what's her name.

Shawne Merriman fights back!

Shawne Merriman is not taking crap from a skank!   Now as you may recall a few months ago Tila Tequila accused Merriman of assaulting her at his home and had some small black and blue marks to "prove" it. Cause lord knows she'd never tell an untruth for publicity. Big shock, the charges were dropped for lack of evidence. Not even considering the fact that this man is a San Diego Charger and if he attacked her she would have had alot more to worry about than a black and blue mark (read: not even dental records could have ID'd her), lets consider Shawne's (pretty damn plausable) account of what happened. In a nutshell, she was at his place, she was drunk off her ass (Tequila indeed!), she tried to get into her car to drive home, he had to restrain her from killing herself or someone else. I know which version I think has the ring of truth. As a thank you for possibly saving her clearly worthless life, she's been bad mouthing him left right and center accusing him of such tried and true favorites as beating her (yeah, like her 85 cent frame could have withstood a single blow), sleeping with underage girls and making drugs in his home.  Hell, I'm surprised he didn't kill her lying ass.  She's damaged his reputation cost him a t-shirt deal with Walmart and stole his logo to use of her damn website.  Screw her to the wall Shawne!...but not literally if you know what I mean.  You don't need skank STD.

Adam Lambert is an "artist"*

Adam Lambert has been interviewed by Barbara Walters as one of her most interesting people (ie:  fame whores who will do anything for attention that they will eventually blame on drunk mommy who never hugged and abusive daddy who "touched them in a bad place").  Here's what the little pervert had to say about the controversy (that he's still milking for every second of air time it's worth) from his AMA performance:
"I don't think that you can really... jump to conclusions about me as an artist (yes...yes I can.) based on one performance. That's an ignorant thing to do." (as opposed to what you did???)

The important thing here is that we all learn from the wisdom af Lambert.  Remember,  if you don't want yourself or your children exposed to sexual vulgarity during prime time hours on national T.V. by a person who is supposed to represent 1.2% of the American population...then you're ignorant...and intolerant...and a homophobe.  It's got nothing to do with the publicity does it Lamby?

*sick pervert.

Tiger Woods isn't Congressional gold medal material???

Tiger will not be getting a gold medal from congress.  That idea is deader than his marriage.  TMZ reports:

Earlier today, Representative Joe Baca (D-Calif) released a statement saying, "In light of the recent developments surrounding Tiger Woods and his family, I will not pursue legislation awarding him the Congressional Gold Medal this session."


Baca had previously submitted a bill to give Woods the award in recognition of his "service to the Nation in promoting excellence and good sportsmanship, and in breaking barriers with grace and dignity by showing that golf is a sport for all people."

Well dignity and grace went out the window when we hit whore #6.  As for barriers, I don't know  but I do know that he's about to break the man-whore barrier!  A record previously unbroken since Ron Jeremy broke it in 1979.  Keep reaching for the stars Tiger!

Nicky Hilton gets robbed.

Nicky is the latest victim in the string of burglaries targeting celebrities.  Several items were taken but have not been identified yet (which means they'll probably show up on the internet).  Paris was not happy and let it be known through Twitter:

"It's unbelievable how my sister called the cops over an hour ago and they still haven't shown up," she wrote around 3:30 PM PST. "Her house just got robbed, so messed up."




"I HATE people who steal! It's so wrong! I hope they catch whoever did this! There has (sic) been so many robberies lately. So scary!"

Can't say I blame them for being pissed.  I guess that "Burglar Bunch" have a few copycats.   I'd like to know how they're getting through the alarm systems.  You people do turn them ON......don't you???

TLC made Kate Gosselin's kids cry.

Barbara Walters interviewed Kate Gosselin and it was very heartwarming. Kate says that the children have been crying since the cameras and crews left after the loss of the show. I suppose I can understand that they have been around forever. Maybe I'm a bit cynical but I think what she meant to say was that she and John have been crying now that the cash fountain has come to an end. Nice job with the self destruct job guys. I'm sure they'll be ok though. They may be divorced but they'll find another way exploit their kids. I have faith.

Garorade drops Tiger Woods Gator drink.

Gaytorade is discontinuing the Tiger Woods Focus drink. They told TMZ that the decision has nothing to do with his current dilema. Gatorade says the decision was made months ago and the timing is coincidence. Uh, yeah Gatorade that sounds totally plausable. The way this scandal is going it wouldn't surprise me if Tiger banged half the wives \ daughters \ girlfriends of the Gatorade board of directors! Somebody find out what the hell this guy is eating!!!

Alexa Ray Joel out of the hospital.

Alexa, the daughter of Billy Joel and Christy Brinkley is home from the hospital after being admitted for an overdose.  It is not certain at this time whether it was an accident for whether it was a suicide attempt.  She's with her family now and thanks fans for their outpouring of love.  I really hope this wasn't a suicide attempt, she seems like a very nice girl.  Get well Alexa.

Another Family Ties cast member shows up in the news.

It's like they want us to know where they are now.  Last week Meridith Baxter comes out as gay an now Brian Bonsall (he played Andy the really annoying kid near the end of the series).  Brian has a bit of a violent streak.  MSNBC reports:

Police said Monday that 28-year-old Brian Bonsall got into a fight at an apartment on Saturday and hit a friend with part of a broken wooden stool.


Bonsall allegedly told officers he had been drinking and didn't remember what happened.

If that's not enough for you the little bugger was already on probation for assaulting his girlfriend two years ago and has been accused of violating said probation.  Way to go Brian!  You've joined the official ranks of child stars who got f'd up in Hollywood!  I don't think we've seen the last of this dude.

Tiger's mother in law keels over.

Tiger's mother in law Barbro Holmberg was rushed to the hospital this morning complaining of stomach pains.  Paramedics took her to the hospital where she is currently undergoing tests.  I guess I shouldn't be too surprised.  Were I the mother in law I'd be pretty sick to my stomach as well.  Hell, I'm still trying to figure out exactly how many women this dude's been with!  I know it's at least 6 with more coming out of the woodwork every day.  This of course begs the question: "How the hell did he keep this sh*t quiet for so damn long!?!"

Twilight: Breaking Dawn e-mail scam.

I suppose it's my ethical duty to report this.   I know there are those of you who are, how shall I put this, BAT SH*T INSANE when it comes to Twilight.  So listen up.

There's a ass load of e-mails going around the net advertising casting calls for the next Twilight movie, Breaking Dawn.  Much like the President of Nigeria, they want you  to send money to be registered at a website and the fake walk on roles will pay $80 - $250 depending on the role.  Do not fall for this and make me loose what little hope I have for the future.

Lana Veenker, casting director had this to say:

“First of all, I knew it wasn’t credible because ‘Breaking Dawn’ doesn’t go into production for several months, so no casting director would have been hired yet,” says casting director Lana Veenker, who handled Northwest casting on the first “Twilight” film. “Also, the shoot location hasn’t even been announced! How would anyone even know which city or country to be casting in?”


“People who take advantage of kids like this, who prey on their hopes and dreams, truly raise my ire,” she said in a statement released to Access. “I get thousands of letters and e-mails from ‘Twilight’ fans who would do just about anything for a walk-on part in one of the sequels. It scares me to think of what the low-lives out there could do to hurt such easy targets.”

Does this mean that Twilight is bigger than Harry Potter?  Cause I don't remember this sh*t when that film came out.

Miley Cyrus gets a tattoo for all you sicko's out there interested.

Miley was spotted wearing a bikini yesterday with a tattoo under her left breast that says "Just Breathe" I was going to say somebody has seen the movie "Ever After" too many times but I doubt if she's seen it.  It is interesting to note that this is the same tattoo that Lindsay Lohan has on her wrist.  I really hope this is not what it looks like.  Please tell me Miley doesn't want to be the next Lindsay (although we will be needing a replacement pretty soon from the looks of it).   This isn't Miley's first tattoo and soon she will be getting one with her mother how sweet.  She told OK Magazine:

“My mom’s going to get a ribcage tattoo that is definitely the biggest tattoo she’s ever gotten,” he said. “I’m definitely proud of her for that. It will definitely be a little bit different of an experience for me. I’ve never gone to get a tattoo with my mom ever. She’s taken me to get a tattoo but we’ve never both gotten one at the same time.”


....uh.....yeah.  They sound totally normal to me!  Hey!  Get something pierced while you're there!  You and mom will get a discount!!!

Ok, so now Tiger's mistress DID do it...so much for deny everything.

Well at first she did but now Rachel Uchitel has turned 180 and now says that Tiger and her were doing the freak nasty.  TMZ reports:

Sources say less than an hour before Tiger's accident, Rachel and Tiger were texting each other. Elin confronted Tiger and asked whom he was texting. She grabbed the phone and we're told she called Rachel to confront her. According to sources, Tiger and Elin began arguing and the phone broke in the process.




We're also told there was damage as a result of the altercation in the vestibule area of Tiger's home -- damage that cannot be easily repaired, and that is why Tiger would not let police come in.

Good lord man!  Elin broke your phone, your house AND your car Tiger???  I heard of hell hath no wrath like a woman scorned  but Jesus man!  Did you know she was capable of this kind of destruction BEFORE the marriage?  Give her whatever she wants man if you value your life!

No cash for you Jon Gosselin!

I know it's going to ruin your Super Bowl but you won't be seeing Jon Gosselin in any commercials. I know I'm sad too, pass me a bud. Looks like Jon was getting lined up for not one but two commercial spots but got deep sixed by TLC. His attorney won't say exactly what TLC did to kill it but I'm willing to bet there was some heavy intimidation involved. Obiviously Jon is not happy. Too bad, so sad Jon. Now go do something useful like fade into obscurity. Heh,heh.

Susan Boyle shatters the competition...like a wine glass being hit by a very high note.

I must say I wasn't a fan of Susan Boyle at first, then I decided to sit down and listen to her sing.  Holy Crap!!!  She's incredible!  Her album "I Dreamed A Dream" has come in number one for women's debut album selling 700,00 copies!  Jesus Susan, when you say you dreamed a dream, you really got it didn't you??? 

Good Luck Susan, more power to you!!!

More Tiger Woods...because nothing else seems to matter today.

Now plenty of celebrities have had affairs and/or crash their cars so I don't see what the hell is so big about Tiger's incident but it's all I can find today!  Jesus, Lindsay Lohan and Courtney Love are still out there doing lord knows what!....DOESN'T ANYBODY CARE???

So, Tiger posted an apology (why is he apologizing to me?  he didn't bang my mom...DID HE???)

I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect. I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.


Although I am a well-known person and have made my career as a professional athlete, I have been dismayed to realize the full extent of what tabloid scrutiny really means. For the last week, my family and I have been hounded to expose intimate details of our personal lives. The stories in particular that physical violence played any role in the car accident were utterly false and malicious. Elin has always done more to support our family and shown more grace than anyone could possibly expect.

But no matter how intense curiosity about public figures can be, there is an important and deep principle at stake which is the right to some simple, human measure of privacy. I realize there are some who don't share my view on that. But for me, the virtue of privacy is one that must be protected in matters that are intimate and within one's own family. Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn't have to mean public confessions.

Whatever regrets I have about letting my family down have been shared with and felt by us alone. I have given this a lot of reflection and thought and I believe that there is a point at which I must stick to that principle even though it's difficult.

I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology.

Tiger, rule #1:  Deny everything!!!  Nobody is going to believe the collection of whores coming out of the woodwork saying they slept with you!  Deny! Deny! Deny!  Ok, so maybe it's too late now but remember next time man!

Meredith Baxter is a lesbian now. Jump on the bandwagon!

Meredith Baxter (who played the mother Elyse Keaton on the 80's sitcom Family Ties) revealed to Matt Lauer that she is "a later in life recognition" that she is a lesbian.  This after three marriages and five children.    Baxter said that she "came out" because the National Enquirer has pictures of her on a lesbian cruise and she wanted to break it before they did. 

Uh, yeah ok. However I will say that this one is a bit more believable than the Lindsay Lohan thing. Still looks like a ploy for attention to me.